Lap Whores & Laps

Welcome to the Lap Whores & Laps Member Page, where the special people of Elftown come to talk with their fellow lap whores and about their owner or the current lap they are using. But to be a member here, you must answer a series of questions that will test your faith to our ways of life.

THE QUESTIONS FOR A LAP WHORE

01: Why did you come to Professional Lap Whores?
02: Do you have what it takes to be a Lap Whore?
03: Hip size please.
04: Do you wear clothing that may hurt the lap your on?
05: Are you willing to be a long term lap whore?
06: Can you stand the rude comments from people if your a male lap whore?
07: Can you stand the rude comments if your a female lap whore?
08: Do you think I the creator am weird?
09: Ran out of questions, umm do you wear underwear?
10: Why do you think I made this wiki?
11: Do you want to be a Lap Whore, Lap, or Both?


Thank you, and please send answers to these questions to either myself [Dante Reznor] or one of the other three workers here.

Mod1 :: [Caged Singer]
Mod2 :: [Nothing is who I am]
Mod3 :: [Phoenix Draven]

LAP WHORES MEMBERS SECTION

01: [Dante Reznor] - belongs too [white raven]
02: [white raven] - belongs too [Dante Reznor]
03: [LEESHA]
04: [Caged Singer] - belongs too [Stiched Smiles]
05: [Nothing is who I am] - belongs too [ToxicBlackMess]
06: [Phoenix Draven] - belongs too [Char.]
07: [Captain Nia]
08: [the lady of the ominous]
09: [Crimson]
10: [Seamless]
11: [urbanfairy]
12: [DoneWithET]

LAPS MEMBER SECTION

Please note that anyone can join up to a be a lap.. It doesn't matter who. Two are already members though they didn't relize that we whores would fighure out how to make a wiki...

01: [ToxicBlackMess] - His lap whore is [Nothing is who I am](Kurt has made it known he only wants Jer as his Lap Whore; sorry people.)
02: [Stiched Smiles] - His lap whore is [Caged Singer]
03: [LEESHA] - Her lap whore is
04: [Nothing is who I am] - Her lap whore is [LEESHA]
05: [Dante Reznor] - Her lap whore is [white raven](Dee has made it known she only wants Kat as her lap whore.)
06: [Vodka and Blood] - {this lap is no longer with us.}
07: [white raven] - Her lap whore is [Dante Reznor]
08: [the lady of the ominous] - Her lap whore is
09: [Crimson] - Her lap whore is
10: [Char.] - Her lap whore is [Phoenix Draven]
11: [Seamless]
12: [SilverBlue82] - His lap whore is