This Sarong Is...So Wrong!

This contest takes wit and humor. The object is to make a quote, something good, for a picture posted. Now, if you think you have a great picture that would spark a creative mind to come up with a funny/witty quote to describe your picture, let me know and I will add it. 

Please limit quotes to one-liners. You know what those are. and if not, go to my Jokes pages to see some. Please follow these guide lines, they are not rocket science.

Please limit quotes to 2 quotes per picture.

***After the picture has been up for One Week we will load up a new one and start again.***

Want to submit a photo? Make A Quote Submissions

EXAMPLE:
1. Your Name: "Quote"
2. Your Name: "Quote"

and so on and so forth...is it really that hard??

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Picture #36
[Lothuriel] - The two parrots had just seen a documentary on how to survive a bear attack;
Parrot on the right: "Dude the tv said to play dead, just do it, just do it"
Parrot on the left: "Dude, that was for bears, bears dude, not eagles."
Parrot on the right: "Dude, we are so screwed".
[TheRogue] You said if we pretended to be salt and pepper shakers they'd put us where the food is.. I can't believe I listened to you. Idiot.
[Flisky] "This has to be the best backscratching post we've found yet."
[Daisy le Fleur] "Really Margaret..I'm gone for 5 minutes and I come back to find you with this stiff's beak in your bum? Margaret are you even
listening?"
[The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead] "Dude, I'm so high right now."
[Surimia] Another warning when touristing in the country of Cockatielcageia, do remember not to doze off in public. One may awaken to discover one's wallet gone amiss, as seen in figure A here.
[Iske]" One day my friend, I will step into 'big eagle's wing-steps and... but for now I just keep on dreaming"
[LynnAnneBrown] "Don't worry baldy, another drink and he won't notice a thing."
[arthemis_] "Shush, if we hold very still, maybe the eagle doesn't notice us..."
[xXxDarkRosexXx] oh, gees, dude, don't look now, but the ugliest chick I have ever seen is standing behind us... No, no, don't look, she'll notice. Look casually... See, she's friggen ugly!
[TheRogue]Eagle: MMMMMmmmm... you has a flavor..
[Daring Silence]- *Bird in the back* "Damn it, Janet. I love you."