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NCD

Quotes from Lil Steph

_{The 'concentrated' one}

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*whilst working reallly hard* My headache's moved to my finger. My brain must be in my hand!


Ha you hit with the soft bit I hit with the hard bit.


I'm getting old! My alapecia's kicking in!


If anyone finds my motivation can you tell me where it is?


Emma! I don't wanna go see the bulge! She'll eat me like a hole punch!


Aww look at that! I've got it on me trousers!


I feel like a lesbian today...


I'm a concentrated person!


Do you want a drink with happy endorphins in?


Yes I brush my hamster with a toothbrush


Jenna's boobs jiggle when she texts...


When I burp I can taste my husband


Did you not see me lick the stick to get it off?


Flick his piercing. It's fresh


See! Lewis can deepthroat


If we lived on Mars! We'd have plenty of chocolate


If I was a sheep I'd be a pirate


I'm looking for his hole!


Me cock's on show!


*talking to Ian* Eurgh! You bringing all your Gilesgate infections-STOP TOUCHING MY PENIS!


*peering at Ian's t-shirt* Does that say cock legend?


Squirt and hope for the best


Balls. I can't get it off no matter how much I rub it. Yes I'm talking about my penis


Up my bum hole! Even better, up Ian's bum hole. It's bigger


I'm bored of Scott now. He's like an over used toy


I've got ball space IN MY MOUTH!


*sings* OoooOOoooOOoooh mysterious rapist I wanna get close to you


I'll fart and I'll fart and I'll blow your lungs out


It's like sex. but with more calories


I've found my natural dint


I've got sticky legs


Steve the paedophile meerkat


Yeah I'll have to take this out or I'll forget it's there


I want to hit you with this book but your book's thicker


I was trying to seduce you with my foot dance