How do feel about being cuter than the mayor according to 20 out of 23 elftowners?
I would put claws into that three bastards if I just could find them.
What do you like the most in the world?
The mayor, my VCR, ham and chicken. If I'm not on the pill, I never miss an oppertunety to get laid either.
Do you know Klimpen?
No, I've only seen pictures of him. But I did steal his stand-in-human-slave so that he had to be at a pet lodge when Thomas and Karin went to Paris
I'm having a problem with a guy. I'm really interested in him, but I don't know what to do. Please help me!
Run up to him, strike him in the face, then run away a few metres and put your behind up in the air and scream "Mjaaaaaaaaaaoooo, mjaaa, mjaoaoaoaoaaaaaaaaaaa!". That have worked for me with eunuchs so if it doesn't work for you, you're probably a fat ugly bitch and a hopeless case.
How come you're so smart even though you're only a few years old?
That's because I don't have a big brain where thoughts appear but never make their way out.
How high can you jump?
A little more than 2 metres. I can beat Kajsa Bergqvist anytime!
Just how difficult is it for a cat to make it in the advice column business? Both you and Klimpen seem to be doing well.
Well, it's not that easy. You have to have a personality.
Lilo, Im afraid you dont have the same charm that Klimpen has, does this bother you?
Let me put it in this way: When Klimpen goes to the vet, he is nice and calm. When I go to the vet at least one, mostly 3 people including the vet, bleed. Therefore I'm seldom at the vet and very happy.
>That seems rather harsh! But I bet its good entertainment! Have you ever been critisced for your work by other cats?
Stumble!