Ask Lilo edition #3

Hello Lilo, lately I've noticed there's hair where there was no hair before... Am I going crazy? Confused

Yes, if you think this is strange, you're crazy. I always leave hair everywhere so it's not strange at all.

Lilo, do you think you can beat your master at programming?

Yes, I have claws

Have you ever eaten a moonduck?

No, I prefere chicken

Whats with that logo at the bottom of the screen? It looks like a canyon with two beachballs or something?

It doesn't seem to move, to be eatable and it doesn't smell something. Then you can ignore it.

Are you positive you're not a human posing as a cat?

Mjah!

Is it true that dogs have masters, cats have staff?

Yes, but it is hard work to have a staff. Often my human slave doesn't ge me food even if I'm sure he understands what I'm saying.

 What are your thoughts on spaying and neutering?

Pure evil! Have one yourself if you like it!

Lilo, if you and Garfield got into a catfight, who would win?

He will be too impressed by my sexy body to fight me. And if he is recorded in my VCR, I'll just sleep on him until the heat breaks him.

What is your view on homosexual priests Lilo?

As long as they don't throw things around them or have bad dogs, I have nothing against them.

How do we achieve world peace?
eeeew (Lilo was disturbed by Sonic when she tried to continue this answer so it may not be what she intended to write, but she left a few kilos of hair as complement to the answer. / [Hedda] )

Do you have a preferred religion?

Yes, me.

Talking of religion, what is it about cats that makes people worship them? Just look at the ancient egyptians.

If you can't see that, you must be blind.

What do you think of the fact that I like dogs more than cats?

Do you taste good? Otherwise, you seem pretty useless.

What shall I do to get a position like town guard here in elftown?

Do as I do. Purr, look very cute and if that don't get you attention mew! But it is better to be a princess in a warm bed than a guard in the could street!

Hopefully Lilo is no longer being disturbed by Sonic.... How do we achieve world peace?

Defeat your enemies or hide from them. Hm, there is still some food left in the kitchen.

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