Drunk Dil: I'm so clever. I'm also drunk.

Real life:

things that were said:
# of times first.

3 times: I'm so clever.
3 times: God is dead.

4 times: I can walk in a straight line. 

45 times: I'm not drunk. (LOL.)

once: you see, I am drunk. but I'm clever normally so when I say drunk things they are clever drunk things. (oh man, I was farrrr gone)

2 times: lies, lies and deceit!

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Internet Dil (I should have been drunk while saying these things..)

Me comforting a friend..

Me:
Okay, I understand :)

well...I'm trying to think of something not sappy to say...that's something..dunno encouraging.

god I suck at this.

friend:
Yeah, don't bother trying to think of things, there really isn't anything to say :P

me:
I know, plus I would be the worst person in the world to hire for hallmark cards.

Ohkay, there it goes:

I feel bad because you're feeling bad. So I hope you don't feel bad, because bad is bad.

.....I just didn't say that. Okay. I'm drunk. Or, that's what I will tell people.

I'm emo

me:I'm emo :O!!!

[NOOOPE]:NOOOOOOORRRR!!! *bats*

me:LOL.

hmm..better super-expose my ass (in both senses of the word XD)

photomutagenic?

[Note: super-expose is a pun. It means sluttyness, and super-exposing camera shot of an emo. Also it means to expose myself of my emo-ness]

[NOOOPE]: Mmmmmh.... ass.

me:</3
*emo tear*

[NOOOPE]:I has a tissuuuuue! It is made of nails and rust.

me:did you get the pun in my last message?

I'm so clever ;)

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A good night's work
dil:

oh well, sleep now.

I've sent some disturbing messages out, my work is done for tonight..

why'd they hire me for anything on elftown? Oh yeah, I was sane when they hired me. heh.