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2006-06-19 19:37:51

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Nihilist Chewing Gum

This page is dedicated the the awesomeness of this product:

<img:http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/nihilist-1.jpg>

This gum has no flavor. It is as pointless as life itself. As unsatisfying as your empty shell of an existence. Like everything else on this wretched planet, it is a dead end. A black hole. A bottomless pit of missed opportunity and shattered dreams.

If you agree with any of the above statements, then Nihilist gum is for you. (If you agree with ALL of the statements, then stop reading this page and seek professional help immediately.)

Nihilist Chewing Gum does not taste like cherries or grapes. It does not taste like peppermint or wintergreen or spearmint. It does not taste like anything because it's devoid of flavor. It contains no artificial flavoring and no natural flavoring because it has no flavor. None. Zilch. Nada. It is somewhat sweet, but that's about it. The gum comes in a minimalist black box, which contains 14 pieces.

Yes, Nihilist gum really has no reason to exist. But if you're a Nihilist, you don't think anything exists anyway so what difference does it make. Perhaps the most remarkable thing about Nihilist Chewing Gum is that it manages to be funny and depressing at the same time.

Can be bought here: http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=NLST

2006-06-19 [Dil*]: I think I should start a nihilist chewing gum cult.

2006-06-19 [Akayume]: Interesting XD

2006-06-19 [Jeesum Crowe]: ...Yummy!

2006-06-21 [spiritee]: lol i must say i like the box a lot

2006-06-22 [Gwenn*]: a very good idea :)

2006-06-24 [Cliché]: I must join the cult.

2006-06-24 [Dil*]: chewing..chewing...chewing, perpetuating this endless routine of pointless chewing, just like existence itself. *is the cult leader*.

2006-06-24 [Akayume]: *shakily grabs about ten pieces of gum and shoves into mouth* I'm adicided to gum. espicially if it has no flavor. then it doesn't get old as quickly *is the little annoying minion* XP

2006-06-24 [Dil*]: awww..I have a minion, how cute ^__^

2006-06-24 [Akayume]: *cackles* yes..minion today, ruler of this pointless wordl tomorrow. MUHAHAHAHAHA! *shifty eyes* *goes back to quietly chewing her gum*

2006-06-24 [Dil*]: maybe...I shouldn't even bother chewing this pointless gum, I mean, there's no flavour...I should just let it disentigrate in my saliva...let it waste away like my existence.

2006-06-24 [Akayume]: Then wait six years for it to digest in your body.

2006-06-24 [Cliché]: This gum is utterly pointless. Chewing is pointless. Eating is pointless. I should just waste away like Dil's gum.

2006-07-19 [Dil*]: I would agree, but I'm too apathetic towards existence to agree.

2006-07-19 [Kai Crewger]: ....... wow....... o.o

2006-07-19 [Akayume]: hey kai ^^

2006-07-21 [Jeesum Crowe]: That was an impressive display of nihilism.

2006-07-21 [Akayume]: hey..I'm saying hi to my bland friend >.<

2006-07-28 [Dil*]: I would greet you, but that would mean your presence had some meaning.

2006-09-11 [chilli_icecream]: I like chewing on its own so it would be nice for me :)

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