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Warning: Anything in my house is MY opinion and, since this is a free community, I am entitled to my own opinions
  As you have now entered my domain I will be hospitable and give you a cuppa whatever you wish for. I have tea, coffee, kool-aid, and chocolate milk......good choice!
  You wish to know a little about me? Ah, well that's to be expected since you are in MY house. I'm an Elf. No, not one of those wrongly portrayed elves from the "lotr" movies. I am a jolly, always singing, tricksy, friendly, all-around GOOD elf. (Which happens to be the way the good man, J.R.R.Tolkien, intended them to be...)I am 648, the info down below says something different only because they don't let me say that I'm that old. I live here, as you can see. Would you like to see the sitting room? Good, because that's where I'm headed.
  Here, have a seat next to the fire. No? Alright we can stand. Do you see those pictures on the hearth? Well then look closer. Ah there you go. The first one there is my first love. He died a long time ago. Yes, he was mortal. I mourned for over 50 years. On to happier memories! This next picture is me and my best friend, Greniadel, on the shores of the great sea. We were parting company with some other good friends who had decided to cross. Still not very happy is it? Ah here we go, this one is my coronation at the temple of Eiriel. See me? I'm the one in the bright blue dress. On to the study!
   This is my favorite room in this house. Oh please do try to contain your excitement a little more than that, you're gaping dear. Yes, indeed, this is my study. Wondering about the forest in the way? The forest IS my study. Magic is one of my strong points. The door is a portal. This is actually in the middle of no-where in Loriann, my homeland. It goes on for miles. I love to get lost in here. This place is riddled with magical entities and barriers to keep mine enemies out. Please don't enter here without truly knowing who you are. Unless, of course, you wish to enter to find out who you are. If you are not my friend and open this door ot will look like a boring study, complete with scrolls and scrolls of parchment with useless information about the weight of an African Swallow. The only thing worth reading on the desk in the corner is this joke:

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
   
  I thought it was funny too. Now, please come this way. This is my bedroom. Speak up dear, don't mumble. Ah yes, well you see, my bags are always packed up because I'm always ready to move on. When I get the inkling to move to a new place, I do just that. I love travelling. Anyways...over there you can see my personal library. All of my favorite compositions are located there. My most prized possesions. The rest of the room is kind of bare, I know. Let's go back to the sitting room shall we?
  I'm not really that much of a "people" person per se. I enjoy the company of animals and magical beings much more. Humans bore and disgust me, they destroy so much that is good in this world. Well, now that I have sufficiently bored you...you may leave. May the blessings of Nuavaun shine upon you daily!

 


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