Whoooa! Easy there cowgril! I likes: to shoot things,beer,eatin',sleepin',and fat girlies! Im 17 and a huge redneck...I quit school and got me a GED and I work as a roofer.

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Why fat chicks:

1.)more cushion for the pushin baby!
2.)Fat chick are the equvilant to five skinny whores all rolled up into one large convent fat/sexy mama
3.)you will never starve
4.)you find a use for all that old flour
5.)ignore the smell and you got you some love.
6.)You got someone to keep you warm, all of you!!
there will be more once i think of more.

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Things I like to shoot:
1.)Deer*yummy*
2.)Rick (my bro)
3.)Fluffy(neighbors cat)
4.)Rodents in the barn
5.)Holes in the walls
6.)Owls
7.)Dirty dishes
8.)Squrriels
9.)Little fluffy bunnies, they make great gifts fir the children in the neighborhood
10.)Band geeks in the funny looking uniforms

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Quote things
If god didnt want you to eat meat then he wouldnt have invented steak sauce-Hank Hill

cold in here-brian
nope, just small-stewie

Dont talk to me, I havent had my coffee-grandma
Yeah shes likly to eat ya this time of day-Rick
But it 3 in the afternoon!!-me
Presicly-Rick

Fluffykins!!-heee my neighbor once fluffy meet my pelet gun

~~~~~~More once I get more friends~~~~~~

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Wikis!

Who wants something that feels like its gonna break? NO one! So ladies gorgue yourself till your hearts desire!