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***HAVE YOU EVER***
1) Dated one of your best friends: Well once. He's like my bro now o.0 yet he likes me again
2) Loved/Liked: Hello, if you have dated, then yeah...
3) Cried: Yeah, bunches in moi life, real *drama queen* right here!
4) Drank alcohol: A sip...didn't care too much for it though
5) Done drugs: Nope, don't really plan on it though...crackheads!
6) Broken the law: Possibly...you think I memorize all those laws? Pfft, keep dreamin'!
7) Broken a bone:Moi toe lol
8) Cheated on a test: Who hasn't? Its not a huge crime that i know of
9) Skinny dipped: yes
10) Played Truth or Dare: Who Hasnt? Its like saying, "Have you ever"...nevermind
11)Ridden in a fire truck: nope, but they are the shit arent they
12) Come close to dying: Think so
13) Cheated on your boy/girlfriend: Never! OMG, thats shallow
14) Given someone a piggy back/shoulder ride: Yeah, resulting in the broken toe
15) Eaten a worm/mud pie: Wtf? DO I LOOK LIKE A RUGRAT TO YOU?
16) Stayed up till four on the phone: Yep
17) Tipped over a port-a-potty: Eww, thank God, no
18) Fell asleep while eating: I don't eat when tired...
19) Met someone famous: Yep..
20) Been in a school play: 1 or 2 yeah
21) Cried in public: Yes
22) Seen someone die: Never seen it, nope...I would break down

Some of moi fave bands/artists are:
GREEN DAY, QUEEN, GOOD CHARLOTTE, BOSTON, NIRVANA, ROLLING STONES, AC/DC, TENACIOUS D, EVANESCENCE, CREED, WEEZER, BLINK 182 MEATLOAF, MISSY ELLIOT, FEFE DOBSON, MANY MANY MORE. DID I MENTION GREEN DAY?!


Friends on Elftown(Just started so not that many)
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[steph hates wow.]Tis be my bestestestestest frind Stephy! I prolly couldn't last without her...LURV YA! *hugglez*
[Kairu]He rocks my world and I couldn't ask for a better friend[<3].....
[kinkyqueen256001]This is my great cousin Bethany. She plays 3 roles in my life:Best friend,cousin,and closest thing I have to a sister. Love ya gurl!! [<3]
[Leigha_Love is the Cure.] Is my bestestestestest friend Leigha had an elftown this is where her shit would go! Yessums, I have 2 bestestestestest friends. Deal with it fuckers!
[darkstardevil]MY FAVORTITESTESTEST BROTHER THAT ISNT RELATED!! HEHE

Quotes
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WHOS GOT THE BUTTON NOW LEAH?! THATS RIGHT!! DAKOOOOOTA HAS THE BUTTON!!! *steph takes button..* NOW STEPH HAS THE BUTTON!
-me steph and dakota at lunch hehe
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I'm gettin a kissmus tree!
-stephizzle tha great my love <33lol
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Leah: I met elmo today.
Stephanie: Really? Did you meet his goldfish Dorthy too?
Stephanie: * eating and orange swedish fish that resembles dorthy in a way* Ick that was nasty
Stephanie: OMG Leah i think i just ate Dorthy.
Leah: OMG YOU JUST ATE DORTHY!!!
  -Stephanie and moi
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LET MEH SEE THE HOLE, WHOO KINKY!!!
     -again it's the famous Leahizzle
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Bethany:Okay, this is weird. I have hair on my lip.
Me:Surely its normal if its not noticable...
Bethany:Is it not a hormonal disfunction?
Me:Of course not...Who am I kidding? Haha your a freak of nature! But I love you. <3
-moi and bethany
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Boom! Bazooka Joe.-randy off tha real world
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Ow you anus!
-benny poo
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My oompaloompa is shweaty!!
-moi and bethany
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Whats the difference between a hoho and a ding dong?
-bethany
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(the mom)Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained. (Zach) Thats what she tells us to try to get us to eat broccolli. (guy being talked to sees a hot chick)WHOA, THATS A NICE PEICE OF BROCCOLI!!
-suite life of zach and cody
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Have you ever been forked in the butt? *pokes me in the ass with a fork....*
-mom
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Hey, its jello for the fishies!!
-moi
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I like chicken like a black person likes chicken!!
-moi
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The taste still lingers on my lips...!
-moi
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Hey look! I'm tounging the muffin.
-me and beth
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HEHE IM CRAZY MOFO! jk peace my homiezz