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.+. T e e n a g e D i r t b a g .+. ([Felix..]Gangstar what? Got Some For Me.?)
Email: xxthe_perfect_mistakexx@hotmail.com
Name: Just, Felix.
It's all old photos. Haven't been on to update 'em.
This Could Be Your Best Friend... When You're On LSD.
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My friend's Hat. <3
If you cant read it...
"Sex is a Misdemeaner..
The more i miss
The meaner i get"
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gσттα ρяσвℓєм ωιтн мє؟
ѕσℓνє ιт.
тнιик ι'м тяιρριи؟
тιє му ѕнσє.
¢αи'т ѕтαи∂ мє؟
ѕιт вα¢к ∂σωи.
¢αи'т fα¢є мє؟
тυяи тнє fυ¢к αяσυи∂
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Something i live by.
The Rule of the Herb(all stoners must follow)
1:The Herb is Good.
2:Always share your herb with other stoners.
3:Treat other stoners as family.
4:Be kind to non stoners.(do not poke fun because they dont smoke.)
5:Only smoke the goodie.
6:Be thankfull for the herb.
7:Watch after all stoners.
9:Always give to the people that you recieved.
10:Smoke to relax and chill out...not just for the high alone.
(yeah i guess you could call these the Ten Commandments of a stoners life.!lol)
The 10 Commandments
1.Thou Shall Not Miss 4.20!
2.Thou Shall give Sparking Privlegdes To He Who Rolls Joint
3.Thou Shall Not Triple Toke
4.Thou Shall Not Roll Pinners
5.Thou Shall Compliment Good Rolling Jobs
6.Thou Shall Not Pass An Empty Bowl
7.Thou Shall Share Weed With Those Who are Weedless
8.Thou Shall Never Pass Up a Hoot
9.Love Thou Bong
10.Thou Shall Take Of the 20th of April And Celebrate Are Holy Mother Mary Jane!
ѕєχ ιѕ єνιℓ, єνιℓ ιѕ ѕιи, ѕιи ιѕ fσяgινєи, ѕσ ℓєтѕ вєgιи.
rap[/dance/]metal[/techno/]
and a bit of rock.
Fave Hoodie.... i really don't know wut else to say.
.+.:.:.+.:*:..[I]nF[e]Ct[E]d ~ [M]u[S]hRoo[M]..:*:.+.:.:.+.
[Sex, drugs, rock n roll]
Weed, speed, birth control
[life's a bitch then you die]
don't get drunk, just get high
[Stoners live, stoners die]
but in the end they all get high
[Party hard, rock n roll]
Drink a fifth, smoke a bowl
[Pop some pills, snort some coke]
smoke a blunt till you choke
[life's a bitch then you die]
Smoke some weed, and let's get high
[Party hearty, rock and roll]
drink a keg, smoke a bowl
[we're the stoners, we've got class]
fuck with us, we'll kick
[your ass]
To all you preps who think you're cool
[We'll fuck right off cause stoners rule]
I'm hooked on crack
[I'm hooked on weed]
I'm hooked on phonics....
[....still can't read.]
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[I had a dream last night,
You wanna hear that dream?
I was drowning in a sea of liquor, and i washed up on a beach made of cocaine.
The sky was made of LSD and every tree was made of marijuanna.
But the cops pulled me over.
They didn't arrest me.
Instead they sucked my dick.
And it was so beautiful that god came down from heaven.
He said to me, Marilyn Manson, we will no longer spell the word God G-O-D.
And then i asked how do you wanna spell it god?
And he said, give me a D, give me an R, give me a U, give me a G, give me an S.
What does that spell?]
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So if you're bored, you should message me, 'cause i'll probably be bored too.
I Don't Like [Coke], But I Like The [Smell] Of It...
<center>Gender: female
Fantasy race personality: Human
Elftownworldmap missing.
Place of living: Jamaica
Town: ...i wish...
Sexual preference: opposite sex
