My rules!!!

1. Dont talk to strangers before looking both ways or you could poke out an eye.
2. Don't take any notice of Kim because she is related to the 7 Dwafes and is scared of clowns.
3. Don't drink and go through the drive through without a car.
4. Don't put spoons in your bra.
5. Do not put weasels down your pants for gambeling purpouses.
6. Please leave the Earths gravitational switch on.
7. For extra fun add water to you electricity
8. The death stair is legal in ALL states at all times.
We are a cross between chicken and ham.
9. Im not always right but I am NEVER wrong.
10. I know lots about water...Austrailas an island you know!
11. Stealing is bad, perminantly borrow.
12. Life got fair?! why wasn't I called?!
13. Cant sleep, clowns will eat me!
14. Kiss my chuddies
15. I can't believe its the i can't belive its not butter truck!!
16. For crazyness talk to mouse, blow on your thumb and sniff the magic crystals...he he ha ha Elton Johns Dad. <<< Don't ask!!!
17. Stay away from my Tarzan!
18. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

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