I was born into the wrong era. I'm a hopeless romantic, but have tomcat tendencies that are like bad habits--hard to break. I marry for life, but have been served divorce papers every time. I have never been legally married. I listen to the kind of music your grandparents made out to, and I enjoy it wholeheartedly. I drink wine with my pinky out while I cheer for the Nebraska Huskers like a straight madman. I'm a walking contradiction who wants to suck the life out of life while I'm here.

I'm like maple syrup; it may take me a while to get out of the bottle, but once I hit the flapjacks, sh!t gets real.

For Nebel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef1SuVlkp4s