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1. Male Domination Never Sounded So Sweet

We Suck at Life, but We’re Wicked Cool.

.:Chapter 2:. Eva
Attack of Green Lime Jell-o

As we got to school, Aaron jumped out of the car. I was still blushing a light pink and still hoping that no one would see. My hopes were shattered as I saw Aaron look at me with knowing eyes. “…Crap…”

When she lived in London, Aaron and I had been pen-pals for years. When I heard that she was moving here at the beginning of the year, we sat up all IM-ing each other about the things we would do when she moved here. We have stayed by each other’s side since then.

“Hey, Aaron, since you have a free period sixth hour will you, please, help me on my geometry homework?” I asked. Geometry wasn’t my best subject, and she was my last hope.

“Sure Eva. We can also work on an idea I came up with.” I already knew what she was thinking….when didn’t I? It was creepy sometimes.

“Does it have to do with taking over the male population?” I asked.

“Yup. You are a genius Eva.” I bowed with a flourish of my hand.

“As are you Aaron.” The guys probably thought that we were insane, but who cares.

“Hmmmm….I have an idea,” I thought. I looked at Aaron. Aaron and I both turned around to face the guys.

“What do you guys think of lime Jell-o?” Aaron and I said at the same time. Gabriel,
Erik, and Nathan put their hands up, shook their heads, and walked away slowly as if we were ravenous wolves.

“We want no part in your insane idea.” Gabriel and Nathan both said. I noticed however that Erik said nothing about not helping.

“Ether you help us…...” I started.

“Or, Gabriel, I, as you sister, will show the entire school those nice pair of Sailor Moon boxers that you have hidden in your closet.” I watched as Gabriel paled…“How the hell did she know about this stuff?” I thought to myself. Nathan started to laugh.

“Fine, we’ll help.” Gabriel said. He’s kinda cute like that…. “NO!!!! I’m not supposed to like him. But…”

“You mean that you will help.” Nathan protested. “I want nothing to do with this. Last time I helped I got smothered in bright pink nail polish. I still have some in my hair that I can’t get out.” Giggling slightly, I remembered what had happened. We were testing our prank for someone and both him and Amber got soaked in bright pink nail polish.

“You will help me. I am not going to help them by myself. You will do this with me or I will tell everyone about the big fluffy penguin you call Simon,” Gabriel shot back. Nathan and Aaron started to blush. Gabriel had come to Indiana two years earlier to go to school here, and I had to show him around. I guess that’s when my crush on him started. He’s an asshole…an arrogant jackass. He’s…he’s……… “My dream guy…’”

“All the two of you need to do is get us three large buckets of green Jell-o,” Aaron said, breaking me from my thoughts. “What the bloody hell are you both planning?” Erik asked.

Aaron and I huddled like football players. “Should we tell them?” I asked. Aaron thought for a moment before a smirk came across her face. “I’m guessing that you’re thinking of telling them that we plan to have them bow down to our superior awesomeness?” I asked.

Of course…I was right.

“BOW DOWN YOU MALE SCUM!!!!!!” She screamed like a villain on crack. After that she started to laugh manically. There she stood. In the middle of the hallway. Arms stretched upwards. Face scrunched with an evil ‘I-Just-Won-and-You-Suck-Bow-Down-To-My-Power’ look on her face towards the ceiling.

Today’s going to be one boring day………….

I walked away, leaving the guys to stare at Aaron’s power crazy phase, as I went to get the lunch lady. I mean, how else are we going to get that much Jell-o? Oh…wait….CRAP! There she is! I’ve got to run to get her…… “RUN EVA RUN!!!” I thought to myself, speed walking over to Ms.Maudie.

“Ms. Maudie?” I asked her.

“Yes dear?” Did I mention that Ms. Maudie was the school prankster before we came in the picture? No? Well, she was. That’s probably why we’re so close.

“I need Lime Jell-o….and lots of it….” She just gave me a disapproving look. Well, that was a first.

“Lime Jell-o? Everyone knows that lime Jell-o brings joy to the world. Why would anyone need so much limey goodness?”

You know…..I sometimes think that things would be easier if she wasn’t in her twenties.
“Well you see…there’s this cheerleader that I know…” “And Hate” “She’s become very sad for some reason, and I thought that it might cheer her up!” I said. “Or make her jump off of a bridge…”

“Why of course! You can come and get it during lunch.” God, was she gullible.

“Thanks!” I said, and rushed at a snail’s pace to get back to the guys and the maniacal laughing psychopath, Aaron. As I walked towards the guys and Aaron, I saw Nathan jump her. This only meant that I gave myself FULL permission to set the two up…….Oh this was going to be good.

“Ow that hurt you know.” She said, giving Nathan the worst glare she could muster.

“Bloody hell, why did you do that?” She asked….. “Aaron like Nathan!! Nathan likes Aaron!!” I chanted in my head.

“Hey, you okay, Aaron.” I asked…she looked as if she were going to have a heart attack. But did she take notice of my concern? Noooo….. “Aaron. Are you listening to me?” I said. Ignored. “My god! If you two weren’t such love birds I’d throw him off the side of a train.” I said, only to hear James giggle. “….Along with James…” Yah….James isn’t my most favorite person in the world.

“I ask you again, Nathan. Why did you jump me?” She said still glaring at him. “I thought that you were going to kill everyone.” …..Oh….Hell NO!!!! “You thought what?” She said in a deathly tone. He started to look scared. “I may be weird and not very good at living life, but I won’t purposely hurt someone. How could you every think I could? You really don’t know me Nathan.” Aaron said. He’s going to get a beating…that really hurt her! I pulled her up as she pushed him off.

“Did you get the Jell-o?” What did she take me for….James? HAHAHAHA! “Yup. Ms. Maudie said we could pick it up during lunch. Thanks guys, but we don’t need your help any more.” The shock on the boy’s face was priceless.

“What do you mean that you don’t need our help?” Gabriel said pissed…. “So cute…NO!”

“We just need a distraction so I could talk to Ms. Maudie with out anyone noticing..” I said.

“Hey, Eva, I think I know what the guys could do for us.” Aaron said. We huddled in a football form again.

“What are you thinking Aaron?” Like hell if she thought that I was going to give up that easily.

“How about if we tell them to pick up the Jell-o from Ms. Maudie and were to put it. Then if we get caught we can put the blame on them.”

“I prefer to do the dirty, however, I like the idea of getting off Scot-free. The principle will kill us if we get caught. He all ready suspects us for the other pranks. If he catches the culprit on this one we’re dead.”

“Then lets do it...Hey guys,” Aaron said sweetly as all four of them looked at her suspiciously.... I just pouted next to her, arm crossed and everything. “This is all you have to do. James and Erik you just have to get the Jell-o from Ms. Maudie at lunch and bring it to Gabriel and Nathan,” Aaron said to the guys.

“This is what you two are going to do with the Jell-o,” I said, pulling out a detailed map of the school. There are only four copies in existence. Aaron and I each had one, and Mr. Randoll had one, and the night janitor, Mr. Knight….. Knight, Night! Haha! *cough* “All you have to do is drain the water out of this tank and fill it with the Jell-o before the cheerleader’s practice is over. It is that simple,” I said while pointing at the water tank next to the girls’ showers.

“Why before the cheerleaders are done with practice?” James asked. Nathan, Erik, and Gabriel shook their heads…. “He’s so cute like that…..Neyah!” If there is anything they have learned about us is to never question us about why or how we do our pranks. The only question that is safe to ask is what is the prank. There is a big difference there.

“Erik I think that you are going to have to pick up the Jell-o your self,” I said. Grinning maniacaly, I grabbed the back of James’s shirt. He didn’t even have a chance to struggle. I practically forced him into a bikini that I stole…well borrowed from Amber….and took pictures and let him leave. He was still in a daze when he left, confused and unaware of what was to come. I had to hurry if I was to be in time for the show, so I edited it, copied the flyers, and posted them all over the school. I took one last look at the flyer.
”The Real Reason World War II Ended”was what was written under the pictures I took of James…..

Two hours later

“AAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhaaahahahhhhhh.” You could hear their screams from miles around. The entire cheerleader team came out cover with green Jell-o and without clothes. This was not something to be missed. Aaron’s soccer team had practice, and I had brought my camera. Out of about twenty players on her team only five players were girls, and the rest were guys.

Amber was the head cheerleader of the group and approached Aaron. I could hear her cries from my place on the bleachers.

“This is your fault Careen. Your's and Demeter. The two of you will pay!" Amber screamed in Aaron’s face. After the cheerleaders realized they were still naked they ran screaming to the showers. Aaron looked at me in the bleachers. I gave her the most mischievous look that I could. She laughed her ass off. While she laughed, I thought I saw Gabriel look at me…no…wait. He was smirking at me!!! “No! You shouldn’t be this happy over a smirk…” The hell with it. I’ll admit it. Along with my decreasing cursing problem…I had a big ass crush on Aaron’s brother, Gabriel. I smiled back at him. He started to laugh and he put his hand to his forehead, still smiling, fingers barely touching his hair. I got my ass out of there as fast as I fricking could and ran into the nearest women’s bathroom. As I looked into the mirror, I realized why he was smiling that hot smile like that. “DAMN YOU BLUSHING FACE!!!!” I thought as I ran into one of the stalls. “I’m not coming out until Gabriel leaves! I can’t face him blushing!!!! Neyah!!!” I grabbed my cell and dialed Aaron’s number.

Aaron: “Hello?”

“Aaron? I’m- I- Just- I don’t feel good!”

Aaron: “Oh my! Where are you?”

“Uh…..well…I’m….52 Chickens in a pig’s pen!”

Aaron: “Alright. I’ll be there in a bit!”

It’s times like this when I’m grateful she understood my weird codes for the rooms in the school.

Seconds later, I heard the bathroom door slam open. “Bloody Hell, Eva! Where are you?” I heard Aaron’s voice. I got up and cracked the stall door open.

“Aaron? I….I need to talk to you. Now.” My voice was wavering quite a bit, though I’m not sure she caught it. She took one look at my face and burst into hysterical laughter. She knew! She knew that I liked someone and she’s laughing!!! “Ohh I’ll-!!”

“Eva…come on… it can not be THAT bad!” she said as she dragged me, the cherry tomato, back into the gym. “God…...was everything always so slanted? Gosh…I really don’t feel that good.”

“Aaron please! I can’t go out there! He-He’ll see me!” I said in a last attempt to free myself from her kick ass British grasp. Too late…. “Hey, Eva! You okay? I heard Aaron say that you weren’t feeling good before she darted off,” Gabriel said to me as he put his hand on my forehead. “My head’s pounding….and he’s so close,” I thought as I my legs gave out. Everything was doubling as I heard Amber’s obnoxious laughter in the distance with her bloodied screams a few short moments later. The only thing I was aware of at the time was Gabriel’s strong arms lift me bridal style. I laid my head on his chest, barely aware of him sitting with me in his arms as a bright light came into my view. “Damn sun,” I thought as I buried my head into his chest in a feeble attempt to keep the sun out. I was quite content at the moment as his arms around my waist tightened. Everything seemed to slur together. All I remember hearing was a shattering sound. All I could register was that something broke. I opened my eyes slightly, only to see the mirror on my favorite music box completely destroyed. “How did I get home?” I thought, still clinging onto Gabriel as I closed my eyes again and slipped into darkness.

.:Chapter 2:. Aaron
Attack of green lime Jell-o

When we finally got to school I jumped out of the car as fast as I could. When Eva got out of the car I saw that she was blushing a light pink. Only because we have been friends for most of our life could I tell. It’s best friend power at its best. Back when I lived in London, Eva and I had been pen pals for ten years. It just happened to be that I had family on my father’s side here in Indiana. So when she heard that I was moving here, we sat up all night IM-ing each other back and forth about the things we would do when I got to the US. Nothing has broken us a part since then.

“Hey Aaron since you have a free period sixth will you please help me on my geometry homework?”

“Sure Eva. We can also work on an idea I came up with.”

“Does it have to do with taking over the male population?”

“Yup. You are a genius Eva.” She bowed with a flourish of her hand.

“As are you Aaron.” At this point the four guys behind us were looking at us like we were insane. We were, but they did not have to give us those funny looks. It is rude. I suddenly had an idea. I shared a look with Eva. We both turned around to face the guys.

“What do you guys think of lime Jell-o?” both Eva and I said at the same time. Nathan, Erik, and Gabriel put their hands up, shook their heads, and walked away slowly as if we were dangerous white tigers.

“We want no part in your insane idea.” Gabriel and Nathan both said. I noticed, however, that Erik said nothing about not helping.

“Either you help us…...”

“Or, Gabriel, I, as you sister, will show the entire school those nice pair of Sailor Moon boxers that you have hidden in your closet.” I watched as Gabriel paled. Nathan started to laugh. For he was the culprit of how my brother had those boxers.

“Fine we will help.”

“You mean that you will help. I want nothing to do with this. Last time I helped I got smothered in bright pink nail polish. I still have some in my hair that I can’t get out.” I looked at Nathan. He has black hair, light mischievous blues eyes, a 6’0” body that is slim and muscular. Did I mention that he has six pack abs. Yes, I have a small, microscopic crush on my brother’s best friend. It is nothing serious.

“You will help me. I am not going to help them by myself. You will do this with me or I will tell everyone about the big fluffy penguin you call Simon,” Gabriel shot back. Nathan and I started to blush. Gabriel had come to Indiana two years earlier to go to school here and help our grandparents out. So last year I sent Simon to Nathan for his birthday. It had been my favorite stuff penguin out of my collection of penguins.

“All the two of you need to do is get us three large buckets of green Jell-o,” I said, to the guys in front of me. Their faces were so funny.

“What the bloody hell are you both planning?” Erik asked. If only they knew. Eva and I huddled like football players.

“Should we tell them?” Eva asked. I thought for a moment about our awesomeness and their uncoolness, before a smirk came across my face. “I’m guessing that you’re thinking to tell them that we plan to have them bow down to our superior awesomeness?” Eva asked. And as all was she was right.

“BOW DOWN YOU MALE SCUM!!!!!!” I screamed like a maniac with an evil glint in my eyes. After that I started to laugh diabolically. I stood. In the middle of the hallway. Arms stretched upwards. Face scrunched with an evil ‘I-Just-Won-and-You-Suck-Bow-Down-To-My-Power’ look on. Everyone around me was looking at me as if is was insane, and they were all trying to blend into their lockers or wall to get as far from me as possible. 

Today’s going to be one boring day………….

Eva walked away, leaving the guys to stare at my power crazy phase, while she left to get the lunch lady. I mean, how else are we going to get that much Jell-o? Eva saw her and started to run towards her.

“Ms. Maudie?” Eva asked her when she caught up to her. Did I mention that Ms. Maudie was the school prankster before we came in the picture? No? Well, she was. That’s probably why Eva and I are so close to her.

I then turned back to the guys in front of me. They all looked scared. They looked as if I was going to eat their heads off. Let’s have some fun. I turned to James. “I said BOW DOWN TO ME YOU MALE SCUM!!” He actually started to bow down on one knee. Had I not known that he was scared shitless I would have thought the he was purposing. Nathan and Gabriel turned their heads at James as if he was out of his mind. I had that effect on people. I saw Eva rush at a snail’s pace to get back to the guys and the out of her mind lunatic that I call me. However, when I turned to see that Eva was coming towards the guys and me, Nathan jumped me. I mean the guy actually jumped on me.

“Ow that hurt you know.” I looked at Nathan on top of me and gave him one of my famous death glares. “Bloody hell, why did you do that?” Did I mention that I have a bad habit of saying bloody hell. I am English what do you expect. As I was looking up at Nathan I realized that he was very close to me. I mean his very hot body was REALLY, REALLY close to me. His tousled hair was very closed to my face.

“Hey you okay, Aaron.” I heard Eva say some were in the distance. My heart was really pounding. I DID NOT have a big crush on Nathan. I will not have a crush on him. No, no, no, no, and no. “Aaron, are you listening to me?” Eva kept talking. I looked back up at Nathan and realized that he was still on top of me. “I ask you again, Nathan, why did you jump me?” I said still glaring at him. I was trying really hard not to look at his nice firm chest. Go me for doing so. That’s very strong will power for you.

“I thought that you were going to kill everyone.” Now I was mad. I may be just a tad bit insane, but I not a mass murder.

“You thought what?” I said in a deathly tone. He started to look scared. Good. “I may be weird and not very good at living life, but I won’t purposely hurt someone. How could you every think I could? You really don’t know me Nathan.” It really hurt to say the last part. I pushed Nathan off of me so he kind of rolled on the floor. Eva gave me a hand up.
Eva knew that what Nathan had said hurt me. That someone thought that I was capable of causing someone true pain was unthinkable. I have made many mistakes in my life, but I have learned from them. I turned to look at Eva.

“Did you get the Jell-o?”

“Yup. Ms. Maudie said we could pick it up during lunch. Thanks guys, but we don’t need your help any more.” I saw shock go through the guy’s faces.

“What do you mean that you don’t need our help?” Gabriel said pissed. He had a vein in his neck that look as if it was going to pop.

“We just needed a distraction so I could talk to Ms. Maudie with out anyone noticing,” Eva said. I suddenly had an idea.

“Hey Eva I think I know what the guys could do for us.” Eva looked at me. The only reason she had know idea what I was thinking was because she liked to all the dirty work herself. We huddled like football players again. We have a habit of doing that.

“What are you thinking about, Aaron?”

“How about if we tell them to pick up the Jell-o from Ms. Maudie and where to put it. Then if we get caught we can put the blame on them.”

“I prefer to do the dirty however, I like the idea of getting off Scot-free. The principle will kill us if we get caught. He all ready suspects us for the other pranks. If he catches the culprit on this one we’re dead.”

“Then lets do it. Hey guys,” I said sweetly as all four of them looked at me suspiciously. “This is all you have to do. James and Erik you just have to get the Jell-o from Ms. Maudie at lunch and bring it to Gabriel and Nathan.” I said to they guys.

“This is what you two are going to do with the Jell-o.” Eva pulled out a very, very detailed map of the school. There are only four copies in existence. Eva and I each had one, and the principle, a.k.a. Mr.Snotface or Mr. Randoll had one, and the night janitor, Mr. Knight. Lucky for us Mr. Knight was on our side and hated Snotface. “All you have to do is drain the water out of this tank and fill it with the Jell-o before the cheerleader’s practice is over. It is that simple.” Eva said while pointing at the water tank next to the girls’ showers.

“Why before the cheerleaders are done with practice?” James asked. Nathan, Erik, and Gabriel shook their heads. If there is anything they have learned about us is to never question us about why or how we do our pranks. The only question that is safe to ask is what is the prank. There is a big difference between the three.

“Erik, I think that you are going to have to pick up the Jell-o yourself,” Eva said. I shuddered. When it came to asking us about our pranks Eva was the punished. I wondered what she is going to do to him. 

Two hours later

“Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahahahhhh.” You could hear their screams from miles around. The entire cheerleader team came out cover with green Jell-o and without clothes. It just happened that the school’s soccer team, that I am on, had practice to day. Did I mention that out of about twenty players only five players were girls, and the rest were guys.

Amber, the head cheerleader, who noticed me smiling and fighting back laughter, came up to me. And she did not look happy.

“This is your fault Careen. Your's and Demeter. The two of you will pay!" I just shrugged her off. After the cheerleaders realized they were still naked, they ran screaming to the showers. I looked at Eva in the bleachers. The look that she sent me was on off pure mischief. I could not help it any more. I laughed my but off.

I love my life.

I turned to look at my teammates. I thought I saw Gabriel looking at Eva.…no…wait. Yes he was. He was smirking at her.Yes I knew that Eva liked him. I was her best friend how could I not know. I really did not care. I just didn’t want Eva to get hurt. But hey, who knew that anyone was capable of liking him. I sure didn’t. I saw that Eva smiled back at him. He started to laugh and he put his hand to his forehead, still smiling, fingers barely touching his hair. Her face was really, REALLY red. Eva got out of there as fast as she could run. I shook my head and saw that Nathan gave me a look. I walked over to him.

“What are we going to do with those two?”

“I don’t know, Nathan.”

“You looked worried. What is it? I know that Eva likes Gabe. It is really obvious.” I looked up at him. I had no idea that anyone but me knew about Eva’s crush. I am her best friend. I am supposed to be the only one that can read her. I guess my surprise showed on my face.

“I am Gabriel’s best friend. I see how girls want to date him. I don’t want to him get hurt. Just as you don’t want Eva to. I pay attention. I wish I could tell you how he feels, but I don’t know how he feels about Eva.”

“Thanks Nat.” Suddenly Pain by Three Days Grace was playing some were. It took me a while to realize that it was my phone. I loved that song. I grabbed the phone out of my pocket.

“Hello?”

Eva: “Aaron? I’m- I- Just- I don’t feel good!”
“Oh my! Where are you?”

Eva: “Uh…..well…I’m….52 Chickens in a pig’s pen!”

“All right. I’ll be there in a bit!”

I shut the phone to see that Nathan was giving me one of those looks. You know the ones that say ‘what the hell’ or ‘you are completely insane.’

“52 Chickens in a pig’s pen?” Nathan said

“Eva has weird codes for the rooms in the school. It helps if we are up to something and don’t want people to know what. Plus we love screwing with other peoples mind.”

“So I have noticed,” Nathan said through laughter

“Yup. I have to go find her. She said that she was not feeling good.” I said to Nathan and Gabe as I ran away from them to go help my friend before she had a nervous break down.

Seconds later, I was at the gym bathroom. I could not see her any were in the small room. “Bloody Hell Eva! Where are you?” I screamed. Eva got up and cracked the stall door open.

“Aaron? I….I need to talk to you. Now.” Her voice was wavering quite a bit.
I took one look at her face and burst into hysterical laughter Her face was a tomato red, and her eyes were wide open as if she just sat through a Steven King move. Of course, had we just did that her face would look like that because of laughter, not embarrassment.

“Eva…come on… it can not be THAT bad!” I said as I dragged her.

“Aaron, please! I can’t go out there! He-He’ll see me!” She said in a last attempt to free herself from my kick ass grasp. I was stronger than her because I took martial arts with the guys. Plus My soccer training helped.

“Hey, Eva! You okay? I heard Aaron say that you weren’t feeling good before she darted off,” Gabriel said as he put his hand on Eva’s forehead. I felt Eva’s pulse go up when he touched her. She really liked him. I started to laugh. My best friend liked or maybe even loved my brother. I had two choices. Freak out or laugh at the situation. Being the friend I am, I laughed. Suddenly Eva fainted. I screamed as she fell. Gabriel lifted her up bridal style. I saw that she rested her head on his chest, barely aware of him sitting with her in his arms as a bright light came into view. “Damn sun…” I thought as I held on to Nathan. I was scared. Eva never got sick or fainted.

“Nathan take Aaron home. She looks as if she is about to faint.” I did start to feel lightheaded. I started to think that how Eva’s and my water bottle went missing before practice. Then I realized someone spiked our drinks. And whoever they are is going to pay. And pay back is a bitch. I thought as I passed out in Nathan’s arms.



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