Cat Quotes

"I's hard to belive but some folks say their cats are almost human... and they mean it as a compliment!"

"The world belongs to cats, you know. They let us own them...just for show."

"Cats are so much smarter than dogs, when was the last time you saw eight cats pulling a sled in the snow?"

"The function of a cat? To teach man that not everything in life has a function!"

"If you want the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the cat!"

"Dogs have masters, cats have staff!"

"A cat seems to work on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."

"The cat would eat fish but not wet her feet."


“Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.”
Bruce Graham

“There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing; and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience.”
Allen and Ivy Dodd

“Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.”

“The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color scheme, income, personality, mood. But under the fur; whatever color it may be, there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world's free souls. “
Eric Gurney

“It's better to feed one cat than many mice.”
Norwegian Proverb

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein

“A cat's a cat and that's that.”
American folk saying

“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”

“People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.”
Faith Resnick

“Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.”
Ambrose Bierce

“Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
Mary Bly

“The real measure of a day's heat is the length of a sleeping cat.”
Charles J. Brady

“A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.”
Arthur Bridges

“Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.”
Robertson Davies

“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”
Missy Dizick

“Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.”
Lillian Johnson

“If cats could talk, they would lie to you.”
Rob Kopack

“The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”
Doug Larson

“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
Mark Twain

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
Mark Twain

“I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill

“The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat.”
Michael McGarel

“You can visualize a hundred cats. Beyond that, you can't. Two hundred, five hundred, it all looks the same.”
Jack Wright (of Kingston, Ontario, the Guinness Book record holder for the owner of the most cats at one time [689])

“You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.”
Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio

"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."
Charlotte Gray

"A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat."
George Mikes

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

“No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch.”
Leo Dworken

“If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.”
Will Cuppy

“Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other.”
Stephen Baker

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.”
Ellen Perry Berkeley

“A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays, and for the last three he stays.”
English Proverb

"Curiosity killed the cat, Satisfaction brought it back!"
English Proverb

"The cat is nature's Beauty."
French Proverb

“Don't trust the weak appearance of the wolf or the disappearance of the cat: they'll both make a come-back.”

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."

"A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world."
Irish Legend

Cat Myths

•Dreaming of white cat means good luck. - American superstition

•To see a white cat on the road is lucky. - American superstition

•It is bad luck to see a white cat at night. - American superstition

•If A cat sneezing is a good omen for everyone who hears it. - Italian superstition

•A cat sleeping with all four paws tucked under means cold weather ahead. - English superstition

•a cat washes behind its ears, it will rain. - English superstition

Tiger Tiger

Tiger,tiger Burning bright
In the forests of the night
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies,
Burnt the fire in thine eyes
On what wings did he aspire?
What the hand dare sieze the fire?

And what shoulder, and what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
When thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand forged thy dread feet?

What the hammer?What the chain?
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil?What dread grasp?
Dare it's deadly terrors clasp?

And when the stars threw down their spears,
and watered Heaven with their tears,
Did He smile His work to see?
Did He would made the lamb make thee?

Tiger,tiger burning bright,
In the forest of the night,
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symetry?

Written by: William Blake



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