Chocolate Quotes

“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.”
Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump) 

”All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!”
Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)

”Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.”
John Q. Tullius

“I never met a chocolate I didn't like.”
Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

“Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man.”
Miranda Ingram

“Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.”

“There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.”

“Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.”
Judith Viorst

“Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.”
Patrick Skene Catling

“Man cannot live on chocolate alone; but woman sure can.”

”The 12-step chocoholics program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!”

“Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!”

”If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!”

”There's more to life than chocolate, but not right now.” 

”There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE!” 

”Eat a square meal a day - a box of chocolate.”

”Put the chocolate in the bag and nobody gets hurt.”

“This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! There was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! There was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! He turned into a box of chocolates.” 

“I don't understand why so many "so called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean, beans are veggies.”

“Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!”

”Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.”

“Anything is good if it's made of chocolate!”

“As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.”
Sandra Boynton 

”Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”
Fernando Pessoa, Portuguese poet (1888-1935)


Top reasons why chocolate is better than sex:

-chocolate is good even when it's gone soft.

-you can share chocolate with more than one person without being called obscene.

-you don't have to impress chocolate, it's always there for you no matter what you look like.

-you can have chocolate at any time you please, and as much as you want!
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