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2005-03-23 [Amtharnis]: Ippo is also correct in that all my Elftown Lightbulb Jokes relate to the minority groups that seem to have arisen in Elftown. I don't mind the irish one though, if you want to put it up, Jewl. It is not like I was being very serious on this page or anything, so the only jokes that people add that I will remove are those who people put in my own section, or those which I find inappropriate.
2005-03-23 [Jewl]: Heh, I see. Well then, here's a funny one. Q) how many True Elftown artists does it take to change a lightbulb? A) No one knows, documents of true artists in elftown are vanishing by the second.
2005-03-23 [Jewl]: *sigh* Not really funny... *bangs head against keyboard* I'm not in a funny mood.
2005-04-18 [Jewl]: How many 12 year old sluts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? lik omg i no it jus gimme a sec i membah it....
2005-04-18 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I know. -rolls eyes-
2005-05-12 [Art squall]: sad...
2005-05-12 [Amtharnis]: Who or what are you referring to as being sad, Quiana?
2005-05-12 [iippo]: Ah, I really love the LoTR-one... Oh! Oh! One does not simply walk into Mortor!.
2005-10-21 [Raziel Ahnara]: YAY! I heart this page! ^^ And the one iippo mentioned. ^__^
2006-09-14 [Stray Kitty]: Oh wow. And I thought the ones on the NPR joke show wre good.
2006-10-10 [purelily]: How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it turned itself in.
2006-11-02 [kay-chan]: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry. :P (Now add [this stuff] and crossed out words and spacing strangeness to the answer!)
2006-11-03 [Jewl]: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
6. One to
cry for it,
[ smash the old one ]
Threaten to kill himself if he has to change it
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2006-11-03 [moonscale]: Excellent! Are you sure they don't need one more to threaten to kill themselves if it doesn't work?
2006-11-04 [Jewl]: right! XD
2006-11-04 [iippo]: Add them to la page!! XD I personally adore the "How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry" -one. :P
2007-08-02 [Tyrana]: [87% of Elftowners would rather repost this lightbulb joke than change the lightbulb. Repost this if you're one of the 13% who will change the damn bulb.]
Oooo... conundrum... :P
2010-08-24 [Alechaos Ogigio]: how many priests does it take to change a light bulb?
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