The Game

2009-09-12 [Darth Jacein]: DAAAAAMMMMNNN YOU!!! i had a three month winning streak

2009-09-12 [Ninja Smurf]: hahaha!!! damn it... I lost again

2009-09-12 [Darth Jacein]: hahaha..oh wait...

2009-09-16 [xhideously-t.a.k]: AH GODDAMN
I just randomly came across this wiki...holy crap...that's not fair...At all...I haven't lost THE GAME in days...
awesome wiki :D

2009-09-16 [Gadget]: *insert a number of various and quite colorful words*
Cookies... I will KILL you for showing me this wiki.

Awesome wiki

2009-09-16 [Darth Jacein]: i luz you babe..stop calling me cookies.. just call me jace..like everyone else

2009-09-16 [Gadget]: ^_^ I like calling you cookies. I'mma call you that during our... happy times :D

2009-09-16 [Ninja Smurf]: wow...this became interesting...

2009-09-16 [Darth Jacein]: O.o..please dont...

2009-09-16 [Gadget]: Oh.. you have NO idea

2009-09-16 [Gadget]: ^_^ It's better than "Shh..shh...shh.....SHHHNNERF"

2009-09-16 [Darth Jacein]: ...babe..please dont..

2009-09-16 [Gadget]: *snickers* I won't ^_^ I'll behave, this time.

2009-09-16 [Darth Jacein]: babe.. jeezus please.. im sure the owner doesnt appreciate this.. although.. i do..

2009-09-16 [Gadget]: :P I'm being good

2009-09-16 [Darth Jacein]: uh huh suuuure

2009-09-16 [Gadget]: Hey! Guess what? I lost... again

2009-09-16 [Darth Jacein]: damnit!!

2009-09-16 [Gadget]: Bwaa haaa haaaa!!!!

2009-09-16 [Ninja Smurf]: damn.. so did i...

2009-09-17 [xhideously-t.a.k]: DAMN lost again >_<

2009-09-17 [Ninja Smurf]: i don't know what it is but every time I log in i lose the damn game...

2009-09-17 [~Crimson Angel~]: What is the point of this wiki??

2009-09-17 [Gadget]: Joker: Heheheheheheh....awwwww fudge.

Amebara:To make EVERYONE lose

2009-09-17 [~Crimson Angel~]: I don't get it, lose what?

2009-09-17 [xhideously-t.a.k]: Read the rules Amebara. You think about the game...you lose...And I just lost AGAIN...damn. I love this Wiki :D

2009-09-17 [Ninja Smurf]: it's very simple... though people tend to confuse things a bit by making it more comlicated...

2009-09-17 [Nekko fox]: I have uncomplicated my life. I can no longer lose the game. XKCD has cured me of The Game.

2009-09-18 [Ninja Smurf]: ha... your just too simple...

2009-09-18 [Gadget]: " Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication." -Leonardo da Vinci

2009-09-18 [xhideously-t.a.k]: How can you NOT lose the game? Which I just lost...AGAIN. Damn this wiki.

2009-09-18 [Gadget]: I am resigned in the fact that every time I hop on elftown from now till this thread dies.... I will lose

2009-09-18 [xhideously-t.a.k]: Embrace teh game. :]
AHA!! It hasn't been a half an hour since I last lost! I can't lose for another 4 minutes! HUZZAH!

2009-09-18 [Gadget]: Great. The first conscious thought I've had all day and it's "Shit... I lost"

2009-09-18 [Ninja Smurf]: just get more people to play... the only way the game endsis if everyone in the world loses it at the same time...

2009-09-19 [Nekko fox]: Like I said, XKCD. It's the only way to be free of the game.

2009-09-21 [Gadget]: .... two days straight... not losing the game.
I sign into elftown and lose

2009-09-21 [xhideously-t.a.k]: Lost again. I've gotta make someone else lose...like...now

2009-09-21 [Gadget]: God Dammit >.<

2009-09-21 [Nekko fox]:

2009-09-21 [Nekko fox]: Gods bless XKCD.

2009-09-24 [Darth Jacein]: im free? ahahaha..wait.. god damnit!!

2009-09-24 [Ninja Smurf]: haha... doesn't work like that..

if you think about the game you are never free!

2009-09-24 [Darth Jacein]: curses

2009-09-24 [Ninja Smurf]: sorry bout yer luck

2009-09-25 [Darth Jacein]: its cool.. after all it is mine.. im used to it

2009-09-25 [Nekko fox]: I'm free of the game.

2009-09-25 [Ninja Smurf]: yet you keep coming back....

2009-09-26 [Nekko fox]: *smirks* And I keep winning the game.

One wonders why.

2009-09-26 [Ninja Smurf]: well no.. your still losing... your just too stubborn to admit it.

2009-09-26 [xhideously-t.a.k]: Nekko refuses to acknowledge the rules of the game, huh? pfff

2009-09-26 [Ninja Smurf]: yes.... yes he does..

2009-09-26 [xhideously-t.a.k]: What a weenie. Everyone here embraces The Game and its rules, and accepts that no matter how much one wants to win, one will always lose until everyone has lost and The Game ends. EMBRACE TEH LOSING STREAKS. EMBRACE TEH RULES NEKKO FOX. Geez...

2009-09-27 [Duke Devlin]: It's ENTERTAINMENT, people. XD Come on Nekko!

2009-09-27 [xhideously-t.a.k]: Pffff ja, come on Nekko XD

2009-09-27 [Nekko fox]: http://you-win-the-internet.com/

2009-09-27 [Ninja Smurf]: Poor Nekko, he is in denial

2009-09-28 [Nekko fox]: You can't be in denial when there is nothing to deny. The truth is out.

That and I can't stop laughing. Stephen King himself said that Stephenie Meyer, author of that horrid Twilight series, can't write "worth a darn".

2009-09-28 [Ninja Smurf]: sounds like something he'd say lol

2009-09-29 [xhideously-t.a.k]: LOL Stephen King is officially considered more awesome in my book. Pfff Twilight. Turned my home state into a tourist attraction.

2009-09-29 [Nekko fox]: I am so sorry...

2009-09-29 [xhideously-t.a.k]: It's fine...maybe one day people will come to their senses and realize Forks blows ass and so does Twilight. That was a waste of a read :/ and good trees.

2009-09-30 [Ninja Smurf]: am I senseing another wiki possibility? hmm.

2009-09-30 [xhideously-t.a.k]: PFFF another Twilight hating wiki? Hells yeah sign me up.

2009-09-30 [Ninja Smurf]: not a twilight hating wiki.. that would be too easy..


a twilight fan bashing wiki... that's slightly more creative I think.

2009-09-30 [xhideously-t.a.k]: GO FOR IT. Definitely have my approval there.

2009-10-01 [Nekko fox]: I'd sign up for it

2009-10-01 [Ninja Smurf]: it'll be a while before I'll have time to set it up..

2009-10-01 [xhideously-t.a.k]: Just let us know :D

2009-10-04 [Duke Devlin]: I'd rather not waste my time with a hate wiki on Twilight. XD Surely the best way to prove we don't give a shit about it, is to ignore it's existence? ;D
Also, Stephen King ftw<3 Fucking love him.

2009-10-08 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: STEPHEN KING! OMMFG! *seizure* i adore stephen king with such an utter passion. at one point i would read NOTHING but Stephen King....*giggles* but anywho.....damn...I losted the game. :(

2009-10-08 [Ninja Smurf]: hmm.. this wiki is dying off faster than expected... what todo about that...

2009-10-09 [Nekko fox]: Blatant media promotion

2009-10-09 [Duke Devlin]: I'm just finishing off his 'The Dark Tower' series. :) He's amazing<3

2009-10-10 [xhideously-t.a.k]: We definitely need promotion. I guess people just don't respect The Game and internet meems as much as they used to :/ sad.

2009-10-10 [Ninja Smurf]: hmm... i guess it is time to spam some other wiki's then.. mwhahahaha

2009-10-13 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: oh my. i never got into the dark tower series unfortunately. dont have enough time....:( is it good tho?

2009-10-27 [Duke Devlin]: Oh my yes! It's amazing! I believe Silvie has read it also, so if you want a second opinion - in case you ever have time - I'd ask her. :)

2009-10-27 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: awesome. thanks. maybe ill read that this summer.

2009-10-28 [Duke Devlin]: Good plan. :) Though don't rush it... Make sure you take it all in. :) And the plus side is, if you've read other King novels, then you'll see the MASSES of references. :D

2009-10-28 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: lmao ah. i see

2009-10-30 [Devil in Me]: stephan king is the shit. I absolutley adore him. My fav book is the girl who loved tom gordon.

2009-11-03 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: i started reading that but i didn't get a chance to finish it. My fave tho is deff Hearts in Atlantis or Desperation

2009-11-03 [Devil in Me]: Have you ever read any Anne Rice? Mmy Fav. is Interview with a vampire.

2009-11-03 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: nah no Anne Rice. :/

2009-11-04 [Devil in Me]: you don't like anne rice? I mean she's no Stephan King but she's still good.

2009-11-04 [Duke Devlin]: I liked 'The Girl who Loved Tom Gordon', but I didn't think it was his best, at all. :P I preferred 'Black House' myself, or 'Hearts in Atlantis'.
Anne Rice, I've never read any of hers, but I want to, in future. :)

2009-11-04 [Duke Devlin]: FYI: It's Stephen King, not Stephan King. :P :)

2009-11-04 [Ninja Smurf]: Alright people.. sorry to interupt the nice off topic coversation, but go find people for the game!

2009-11-04 [Devil in Me]: Okay!!!! But i like being off topic. Do you ever wander down that kind of road?

2009-11-04 [Ninja Smurf]: All the time, but I still want more people for the game, so we may finaly end it...

2009-11-04 [Devil in Me]: A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

2009-11-04 [Devil in Me]: A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

2009-11-04 [Devil in Me]: Dontcha just love those dumb blondes?

2009-11-05 [Duke Devlin]: Haha nice. XD

2009-11-05 [Devil in Me]: A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.

2009-11-05 [Devil in Me]: Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A1: Toes Go In First.


Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

2009-11-05 [Devil in Me]: A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

2009-11-05 [Devil in Me]: Sorry to the Blonde who take this offensively. I just thought they were funny.

2009-11-06 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: why did u type the last one twice?

2009-11-06 [Devil in Me]: better?

2009-11-09 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: *nods* yes

2009-11-10 [Devil in Me]: alrighty then!

2009-12-02 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*cries hysterically*

2009-12-02 [Devil in Me]: what?????

2009-12-02 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: I lost the game. again and again and again and again. *sigh*

2009-12-02 [Devil in Me]: oh yeah i've done lost the game a lot. damn i just lost the game again!!!

2009-12-08 [sweet.tx.tea]: It amuses me that someone made a wiki on this. XD

2009-12-08 [Sideways]: I hate the "I lost the game" fad so much, it's the most thoughtless weird tradition since kooties. And now it''s apparently an excuse to spam the whole of ET with countless "I lost the game" posts. Guess what, I'm thinking about the game. Thinking about it sucking. Hard.

2009-12-08 [Devil in Me]: it does but thats what make it so funny cuz it's pointless

2009-12-08 [Darth Jacein]: it was invented by a venture crew(a co-ed off shoot of the bow scouts) in michigan

2009-12-09 [Devil in Me]: well there you go it's from Michigan the same state that its okay for you to marry ur relatives, wait no thats arkansas

2009-12-09 [Darth Jacein]: sure thats not kentucky?

2009-12-10 [Devil in Me]: idk for sure.

2009-12-26 [Gadget]: Dammit! Y_Y I hate updates on this page.

2010-01-08 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

2010-01-11 [Gadget]: .... Y_Y I dislike this page

2010-01-11 [Ninja Smurf]: awww... lol

2010-01-11 [Devil in Me]: if you dis-like this page why are you here?

2010-01-11 [Gadget]: Cause I keep getting updates. My boyfriend set my elftown up for me and I'm elftown stupid....

2010-01-12 [Devil in Me]: oh okay well cool i guess

2010-01-13 [xhideously-t.a.k]: Coratonii, just ignore the updates then, or unfan this site. Don't like the game, then don't play.

2010-01-13 [Devil in Me]: exactly!

2010-01-20 [Darth Jacein]: shes knows she loves the game.. ask her what her phone does every day at six

2010-01-20 [Devil in Me]: huh?

2010-01-20 [Blood Sucking Beauty]: O.o

2010-01-21 [xhideously-t.a.k]: Oh the game. I hated it so much at first, but I've embraced the loseyness and learned to love it :D

2010-01-21 [Ninja Smurf]: Oh damn.. I had almost managed to forget this thing here... grrr.

2010-01-25 [Darth Jacein]: the game love

2010-01-25 [Gadget]: Babe... you know my phone goes off everyday at 6 to tell me that I've lost.

2010-01-25 [Ninja Smurf]: oh wow... You'll never stop losing that way!!!

2010-01-25 [Gadget]: Don't plan on it ^_^ It makes him lose too :P

2010-01-25 [Ninja Smurf]: lmao Thats ok then


wait, i own this thing, so i lose too.. dammit!

2010-01-25 [Gadget]: Heh heh heh! X3 It's something that you have to learn to love. Like alcohol..... and math

2010-01-25 [Ninja Smurf]: I avoid a lot of math... by drinking a lot of alcohol!

2010-01-26 [Gadget]: XD Nice! Great way to study

2010-01-26 [Ninja Smurf]: I think I'm a bit past that point actually lol

2010-01-26 [Devil in Me]: so it's basically impossbile to win the game?

2010-01-26 [Ninja Smurf]: The only way to win is if everyone in the world loses it at the same time.

2010-01-26 [Devil in Me]: so lets start a movement.

2010-01-26 [Ninja Smurf]: trying to.. no one seems interested though.

2010-01-26 [Devil in Me]: i am

2010-01-26 [Ninja Smurf]: yay! now we need a few billion more people lol

2010-01-26 [Darth Jacein]: ok.. so if we each invite ..what three billion of our closest friends it should do right?

2010-01-26 [Ninja Smurf]: only if they all show up at the same time.

2010-01-26 [Darth Jacein]: ok.. i think i can do that

2010-01-26 [Ninja Smurf]: ok lol I may be able to get somewhere around.. umm.. 3...

2010-01-26 [Darth Jacein]: well i got like..50..59 according to face book

2010-01-26 [Ninja Smurf]: think they'll all show up though?

2010-01-26 [Darth Jacein]: no prolly not

2010-01-26 [Devil in Me]: really i have 2 on facebook last time i checked.

2010-01-26 [Darth Jacein]: most of mine are from highschool

2010-01-26 [Devil in Me]: none of mine are from high school.

2010-01-26 [Devil in Me]: mine r Family

2010-01-26 [Darth Jacein]: ah

2010-01-26 [Devil in Me]: my dad and my little sister.

2010-01-26 [Darth Jacein]: cool

2010-02-26 [de Morte]: lost

2010-02-26 [Devil in Me]: I lost too.

2010-02-26 [Darth Jacein]: damn

2010-03-10 [Darth Jacein]: CURSES!!!!!

2010-04-16 [Darth Jacein]: hey guess what everyone?

2010-04-20 [Ninja Smurf]: you lost the game again?

2010-04-20 [Devil in Me]: Damn I lost again!!

2010-04-26 [Gadget]: I love to hate this thread.

2010-05-11 [Eyonic]: awww you didn't put down how to win the game?

2010-07-09 [Gadget]: You only win if you don't think about the game.... ever. So before this.... you were on a winning streak, but now you've lost.

2010-07-09 [Ninja Smurf]: awe damnit, I lost the game again!

2010-07-09 [Gadget]: An exhillerating feeling, i'nnit it?

2010-08-02 [xhideously-t.a.k]: XD Been a long time since I've lost The Game.

2010-08-03 [Ninja Smurf]: and now not only did you lose it... so did I.

2010-08-03 [Darth Jacein]: ...as have i thanks

2010-08-03 [Ninja Smurf]: Not a problem :)

2010-08-04 [Gadget]: I love you Jacein :D You lose.

2010-08-05 [Darth Jacein]: i love you too

2010-11-19 [Gadget]: You still lose the game :)

2010-11-23 [Ninja Smurf]: ohh dammit.. I forgot all about this damn thing till that update thing... grrr.

2010-12-03 [Devil in Me]: Me too! lol but i was so on a winning streak!!!!!!!!

2011-03-13 [Gadget]: I wasn't I lose all the freakin' time :(

2011-04-05 [Darth Jacein]: like just now

2011-09-04 [Gadget]: Quit picturing me as a cyborg

2011-09-05 [Darth Jacein]: i will do my best

2011-09-05 [Gadget]: I'll hold you to it.

2011-09-05 [Darth Jacein]: do that

2011-09-06 [Gadget]: So.... if I told you that you had a great body... would you hold me to that as well?

2011-09-09 [Darth Jacein]: this is a dangerous line your walking...