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Elfchat Soap Opera
An excerpt from the craziness and fun from the official Elftown chat! Starring [Isilando] and [Ittai] with blink-and-you'll-miss-them roles played by [Kaimee] and [Nita].
(09:20:09) Itay: Isi, are you saying this just because I'm not giving you as much love as before? :(
(09:20:17) isilando: yes :(
(09:20:31) isilando: in the last months you french-kissed me only twice
(09:20:52) Itay: Why... I didnt know you counted.. >_>
(09:21:08) isilando: i marked the dates too :P
(09:21:23) ***Itay stands with his back to Isi like in those soap operas
(09:21:24) Kaimee: He talks about them often... all wistful XP
(09:21:40) isilando: hahahah yum :P
(09:21:47) Itay: Isi, I need to tell you something...
(09:21:52) Itay: >_<
(09:21:57) isilando: Shh, itay!
(09:22:01) isilando: My father may hear us!
(09:22:07) isilando: You have to go now
(09:22:10) Itay: I must!
(09:22:14) Itay: Isi...
(09:22:22) Itay: I bear your child
(09:22:29) isilando: :O
(09:22:30) isilando: :O
(09:22:32) ***isilando teh shock
(09:22:35) Kaimee: XDXDXD
(09:22:37) ***isilando teh sock
(09:22:40) ***Itay - turkish movie stunned music
(09:22:47) isilando: go itay
(09:22:52) isilando: go before my dad finds out
(09:22:56) Kaimee: omg I fell off teh bed
(09:23:03) isilando: i will work in the mines in russia
(09:23:09) isilando: to send you money for our kid
(09:23:12) isilando: he will grow up
(09:23:17) isilando: to be a rich lawyer
(09:23:21) isilando: and put us out of poorness
(09:23:34) Itay: I will go
(09:23:39) Itay: just kiss me
(09:23:42) Itay: one last time
(09:23:50) Itay: like you never did before
(09:23:56) ***isilando lols
(09:23:59) ***isilando :p
(09:24:00) Itay: xD
(09:24:06) ***Nita wipes a tear
(09:24:34) isilando: >.>
(09:24:35) isilando: <.<
(09:24:42) isilando: dad not around
(09:24:44) isilando: but
(09:24:49) isilando: i don't know ...
(09:24:57) Kaimee: :O
(09:25:01) Kaimee: but you must! :O
(09:25:16) isilando: it's a sin
(09:25:24) ***Itay stares at Isi, eyes all wet
(09:25:24) isilando: what character are you in the scene kai? :P
(09:25:32) Kaimee: Im audience
(09:25:37) Kaimee: XP
(09:25:48) Kaimee: Because I', laughing too much to do anything else properly
(09:25:52) Kaimee: I'mmmmmm
(09:25:57) ***isilando looks at itay, probably for the last time ever
(09:26:00) isilando: itay
(09:26:06) Itay: yes?
(09:26:10) isilando: when you give birth to our child
(09:26:12) isilando: tell him
(09:26:15) isilando: tell him, itay
(09:26:19) isilando: that
(09:26:27) isilando: his father/mother me
(09:26:32) isilando: will always be proud
(09:26:41) isilando: it will always be my kid too
(09:27:07) isilando: tell him about the happy days his parents had together
(09:27:26) isilando: and not to do drugs
(09:27:34) isilando: not to fuck around
(09:27:57) isilando: and not to go to mc donald's
(09:28:39) isilando: stop crying
(09:28:44) isilando: and talk to me :p
(09:28:55) isilando: tv time is precious :p
(09:29:11) Itay: *weeps* But I dont know if I'll remember all this
(09:29:19) Itay: cant you just Email him?
(09:29:28) isilando: omg sure lol
(09:29:31) Itay: or her.. >_>
(09:29:38) isilando: i will send a note to his iPod
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