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2005-02-09 00:49:22

Last author: Kayne
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10 commands by [Kayne]

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Bah - my 10 commands.

1. Have no other favourites but porn.
2. Don't imagine porn. Watch it.
3. Don't be embaressed for porn.
4. Never take a sabbath from porn.
5. Honour all nude.
6. Don't destroy porn.
7. Don't make bad porn.
8. Don't steal it - buy it.
9. Don't deny porn.
10. Don't cheat on your porn.

2005-03-04 [Aradon Templar]: I actually find this rather insulting.

2005-03-06 [iippo]: Don't, dear. I think it's something like his joke to me... (am I even close kayne?) And if it's not, I can pretend it is, because I'm self-centered like that, so I can tell you that it's a joke directed at me (or his cuddling-buddy)

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