This issue is about humans and how to control their stupid, but somewhat smart brains, but anything is welcome.
Generally we know that humans have big brains and that makes it very hard for them to connect different inputs to eachother. Examples:
You say "Mja-mja-mjao!" which obviously means "Give me food!". Often this makes humans very confused, and they don't know what to do. Only sometimes, they will give you food.
After that they have given you food and you say to them that they should lift you near the food and pat you, they have no idea what your talking about.
And the most annoying thing:
When you clearly tells them that you don't want to play, go to the vet or go into that boring cage, they just don't seem to understand!
But otherwise, they're often nice anyway. Just make sure you have a lot of patiense and they might be your best friend.
And now, your questions:
Why do humans sit infront of computers, even though they hate it?!? /Upset mayor
Was there any food here?!? Where? No, I don't want that food. You really have to try before I eat that! Now I have to go back to work.
If E=Mc2 (sorry, don't know how to use superscripts in HTML) is such a great theory, then why do very little people understand it correctly?
Because they get food anyway.
A good friend of me told me once he loved me. I don't know what to do. I still want him you know, as friend but not to have a relationship with him. Now I only speak to him at Messenger. But what must I do?
I can't see why you have a problem. He has one and he has to solve it by himself. If you concentrate of your life, he will take care of his. Or maybe not, but it will just be worse if you try to run his life.
Lilo, why do some humans send such rude messages to each other and cause the poor guards so much trouble?
It's because no cat has taught them how to behave. We cats are much smarter and just fight out our differences, it's quicker and easier.
Stumble!