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2009-12-26 09:10:29

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"Bears kicks ass! By GOD. By GOD." - A young man of good intentions

Lately I have noticed something in regards to the world and it's state of being etc etc. BEARS. Yes. With a B, a B, a B-E-A-R-S. Bears. Frankly, my brothers in science, it can not be denied. There are bears, and they are here, on this planet, and they eat radiation. YES.

Let's say, well, let's say you were to meet a bear. What is it you would do besides die?

-Scream
-Weep
-Soil your pants

Spot on. BEARS. I say it again for drama's sake. Oh, what the drama. But listen here, my soul sisters! Could there be an alternative? TO BEAR DEATH? Dying... from Bears? Is there some vaccine you can take in case of a bear outbreak?

Yes and no. But mostly no. When facing a bear the best things to do are:

-Shoot yourself
-Hurl yourself off a cliff
-Smash your head in
-Overdose

This way the bear wont kill you. You will already be dead. Trust me, it is better that way.

EXTRA EXTRA! HEAR ALL ABOUT IT! ALEXANDER HAMILTON CHALLANGED A BEAR TO A DUEL, AND DIED

Literally, the word Bear means "Not a dog, a cat or anything not a bear". This must be taken into consideration.

Bears cannot be avoided. They hide around corners and wait.

"There was this time my aunt died. It was a'cause of Bears," - Someone you know.

You have no hope. A bear will kill you. Live each moment prepared for death.

2007-02-17 [Lothuriel]: Pandas will eat your spleen....

2007-02-17 [kay-chan]: Not my spleen! I was saving that for later!

2007-02-17 [Lothuriel]: LOL....

2007-02-17 [Fizban]: There so cute, they can have my spleen to play with. Course I can only watch them for about a half an hour before I lose consciousness, but 'tis worth it. *Huggles*

2007-02-17 [Lothuriel]: *cackles*

2007-02-17 [NOOOPE]: *points at [Fizban]* AHH!! The mind control has taken effect!! Could it be that panda cute is super effective?!

*Gasp!* That's why they're going extinct! The government understands their threat...

2007-02-17 [Lothuriel]: Ooh, conspiracy theory. I like it.

2007-02-18 [Fizban]: NO!!

I shalt defend them with mine life!!!

2007-02-18 [kay-chan]: See? I totally called it. I WIN what do I win?

2007-02-18 [NOOOPE]: A bubble machine

2007-02-18 [Fizban]: OOH!! panda's and bubbles!! Even cuter!

2007-02-18 [NOOOPE]: [Fizban]! WATCH OOOOOUT!! <img:http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w118/MySlashB/1171754723981.jpg>

2007-02-18 [Fizban]: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

*dies*

OH OH!! hit me, hit me!!

2007-02-18 [Lothuriel]: My spleeeeen!!!

2007-02-18 [kay-chan]: O______________O *passes out*

2007-02-23 [kay-chan]: http://www.wikiality.com/Bears Cuz they really are godless killing machines.

Same with panda's. http://www.wikiality.com/Panda_Bear

2007-02-23 [NOOOPE]: Holy shit that's awesome...

2007-02-23 [kay-chan]: That's cuz Stephen Colbert is awesome. :3

2007-02-23 [NOOOPE]: So is Colbear, leader of the bears

2007-03-02 [Dil*]: HOLY FUCK!! A BEAR ON A CAR!! RUN!!! AARGHH!!!

2007-03-20 [taintedvalor]: hahaha this is funny. delicious.

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