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You Might Be a Google Slut If...



1. Your home page setting on your browser is set to "www.google.com"

2. You scoff at other search engines publically, stating all the wonderful reasons google is the best.

3. You check google every day to see if they added something cute to their logo.

4. The thought of a world without google makes you want to cringe and crawl into the fetal position and suck your thumb.

5. You can use the word 'Google' in a sentance as a verb and it makes sense.

6. You visit Google more than 5 times in a day.

7. Your desktop wallpaper on your computer is a screenshot of the Google start page.

8. You own ANY merchandise that bears the Google logo.

9. You actually PAID for said merchandise because you respect the company and would NEVER steal from THEM...

10.You believe if it is found on Google, then it must be real.

11. You talk to more than one person about what you found the other day...

12. Whenever you are posed with a question of any type that you do not know, you seek the wisdom of the all powerful all knowing Google Gods...

13. You are actually getting angry with me for poking fun at the Google Gods...

14. You believe that google is the devil incarnate, but dammit you just can't stop looking at all the loverly pictures it can show you.

15. You figured out how to turn safe search OFF.

16. You have ever clapped with glee after doing a search and finding a TON more than you expected.

17. You have ever gotten so bored, that you did image searches on random words like, 'floof' 'jugonga' 'dookey' or any other funny sounding word.

18. You are not suprised when SEEMINGLY innocent words like 'spunk' brings up a ton of pornographic pictures.

19. You can type the url of google faster than you can type your name.

20. Your answer to 'why not libraries' is " uh.. hel-LO? GOOGLE? DUH!"




[Suggestions on how to identify a google slut? Go HERE]------->YMBAGSIsuggestions


The List of Google Sluts<------Add yourself to the list! Come out of Hiding!! DO EET!


Proof you are a googleslut
[TheRogue]
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2005-11-09 [TheRogue]: I made all of these up myself ^_^

2005-11-09 [crowfeather]: you are a sad sad little man you know that? *patpat*

2005-11-09 [valdimire]: at least he admits hes a googleslut could be worse could be in denile

2005-11-09 [crowfeather]: ^__^ I'm not about to say anything... only thing I do at google is check my email... >>...<<...>>.. I'm a www.dogpile.com person... *dashes off and hides*

2005-11-09 [valdimire]: *roles eyes* im a well hehe im google lol but only as a search engine lol << >> << >> seriously

2005-11-09 [crowfeather]: *currently still hiding*

2005-11-09 [valdimire]: *pokes you with a long stick* i see you

2005-11-09 [crowfeather]: *squeeks*

2005-11-09 [valdimire]: *runs like hell*

2005-11-10 [Janouk]: Nice banner ;-)

2005-11-10 [TheRogue]: fanks. I used a font close to the google logo so i didn't get in trouble. ^_^

2005-11-10 [crowfeather]: *huggles Rogue*

2005-11-10 [TheRogue]: awww.. *hug*

2005-11-10 [crowfeather]: ^-^

2005-11-10 [valdimire]: *looks at you both* awww its so cute

2005-11-10 [crowfeather]: yes I'm hugging an older man Oooooooo

2005-11-10 [TheRogue]: LOL. I'm just an old fuddy duddy.

2005-11-10 [crowfeather]: ^__^ no comment

2005-11-10 [Mom]: Hmm...slut and Rogue...I see a connection.=P

2005-11-10 [crowfeather]: I am so going to keep my mouth shut right now

2005-11-10 [TheRogue]: *whistles* 9.9

2005-11-29 [Jitter]: Hahah I have three or four of them... I think I can't qualify as a google slut :( :p

2005-11-29 [Sir. Robert]: You probbly could if you can handle spot number eight :P

2005-11-30 [Gwendylyyn]: I use Google for eeeeeverything. Any and every time I have to look something up, that is the first place I go. Any time I want to find pictures of something, I google it. I even used Google when looking up 'meep' a while back. >.<

2005-11-30 [Sir. Robert]: I looked up "ASDF" and got some funney stuff a while ago..like the ASDF song! (I used ASDF because it was the first four letters on the middle row of the keyboard and wondered if anyone had written about them)

2005-11-30 [Gwendylyyn]: Wow, okay....you are more of a Google Slut than I....Hehe. For now. :p

2005-11-30 [RoyDante]: haha I searched for "hudf" (random letters I pushed with my hand not watching to keyboard) it means apparently "Hubble Ultra Deep Field" lol.. anything you write can be found xD

2005-11-30 [Sir. Robert]: There are some word combinations which I come up with zero results...

2005-11-30 [RoyDante]: tell me some :D

2005-11-30 [Sir. Robert]: ...how about this "cheese whooped frazzled elftown" ...that was kinda fun typing in random words like that

2005-11-30 [RoyDante]: lol

2005-11-30 [Gwendylyyn]: Lmao! Okay...I, honestly, did not think anyone on here actually had the Google screen as their background. Though, it looks pretty cool with they way your folders and what-not look. :p It would look absolutely absurd with the crap I have on mine. Lol

2005-11-30 [Gwendylyyn]: Out of curiosity, everyone on here has a Gmail account, correct? (I'm not asking for your e-mail addy, just wondering. :p ) If not, allow me to show you the magic. :p *has 49 invites left and no clue who to use them on*

2005-12-01 [Sir. Robert]: I'm still figuring out how to use my Gmail...though, so far, I have found it better than yahoo!

2005-12-01 [Gwendylyyn]: same here...though I don't like the trash system, sure...I like to be able to go back to a message, but when I want something deleted, I just want to be able to click a single button and have it GONE. :p

2005-12-03 [TheRogue]: I want a GMAIL Account!!! *sniffle*

2005-12-03 [crowfeather]: well send me your email address and I'll send you an invite... that's the only way you'll be able to get in

2005-12-03 [RoyDante]: me too me too me too :D

2005-12-03 [crowfeather]: well message me with your emails darn it! I only have a couple of invites left

2005-12-03 [ArchangelGabriel]: Why don't you choose a single person who can invite everyone who want s gmail account?

2005-12-03 [crowfeather]: well if I can get Rogue's email address I'll invite him then he can invite whoever

2005-12-05 [Gwendylyyn]: I still have 49 invites so I can invite anyone who needs it. Hehe

2005-12-05 [crowfeather]: woohoo!

2005-12-05 [ArchangelGabriel]: Ohhhh... has any one else tries the neew google earth, it totlay rocks : P And has any one ever found a googlewack?

2005-12-05 [Gwendylyyn]: Okay...wow....There are some really friggin smart people out there with my name if Googlisms is right. Lol

2005-12-07 [Dark Wizard]: OMG! I saw this wiki, and it just made me write my name on google, there are tons of people with my same first and last name, and then wow, there are pictures of me in different pages! one I dont even know one of them!

2005-12-07 [Dark Wizard]: and the funiest, most of them are importnant people! I cant be the eseption!

2005-12-07 [Dark Wizard]: I even found my piocture! which I dont even Have! <img:http://www.monkeyview.net/id/1498/iii/gonzalo.jpg>

2005-12-11 [Solitiaum]: There was a point in time where if you Googled the word "failure", and pressed "Im Feeling Lucky", it pointed to the White House website XD

2005-12-11 [nokaredes]: Oh yea, I remember that...wasn't it "miserable failure"? ;P

2005-12-11 [Gwendylyyn]: Actually, it still does it. And it's "failure"

2005-12-11 [Gwendylyyn]: But it doesn't JUST take you to the White House site, it takes you to the part with Bush's biography.

2005-12-12 [Solitiaum]: Hehehe... I just realised that I used "googled" as a verb and it made sense... XD

2005-12-12 [ArchangelGabriel]: That's really weird. it doesn't even have failure on the page o.0

2005-12-12 [Solitiaum]: I know... Its FUNNY though XD

2005-12-13 [ArchangelGabriel]: Incredibly so.. but still, there is no reason why it should come up O.o

2005-12-13 [Solitiaum]: Meta tags... Someone who did the webdesign for the white house is a democrat... XD

2005-12-13 [ArchangelGabriel]: I can't find it in the source either... Wouldn't Meta Tags show in the source? unless a member of Google is a Democrat?

2005-12-13 [Solitiaum]: Haha... Very possible... :P

2006-06-07 [Hedda]: Ehum! How come this wiki-page isn't exported so that Google can find it? Isn't that very strange?

2006-06-07 [Hedda]: Well, I fixed that! ;)

2006-06-07 [Calico Tiger]: Hehehehe

2006-06-07 [crowfeather]: I just have to share this with everyone... ^^; I blame my friend for the idea http://www.deviantart.com/view/34428406/

2006-06-09 [Gwendylyyn]: Keehee

2006-06-14 [Bladieboe]: I admit...I use google all the time

2006-06-21 [Duhe Rahn]: Piddlyfluff does not match anything, while piddly does...

2006-06-26 [Woah!-man]: What if your email is set to gmail? Hmmm..

2006-06-26 [Duhe Rahn]: Been there, done that

2006-06-26 [Bladieboe]: haha if you use gmail all the time, your an googleslut too ;)

2006-06-26 [Duhe Rahn]: best search engine there is

2006-06-28 [Hedda]: BTW: I just saw that Google sucks on searches for "link:www.something.com". Search.msn.com is finding much more pages, even though that instead tend to find too many, but it's pretty good at sorting them at least.

2006-06-28 [Duhe Rahn]: Here's an interesting question: Who here is a google search item?

2006-06-28 [Deadlock jester]: Google claims I died..

2006-06-28 [Duhe Rahn]: Cool, all I get to be is the first thing you find if you search up my penname

2006-06-29 [Deadlock jester]: first 2 sites claim I died, and my nickname is grandpa punk :p

2006-06-29 [Duhe Rahn]: Well then, it's nice to meet you dead man!

2006-07-01 [Elisha Kelly]: I suppose if you were a bloke it would be a good thing to google my real name... it seems only Elisha Cuthbert and Eva Habermann come up...

2006-07-28 [Calico Tiger]: LOL! That's awesome, Viking XD

2006-08-13 [Faulty Limerence]: Play with the "I Feel Lucky" button. You can get some interesting things.

2006-08-13 [Duhe Rahn]: I still love the google deffinition of failure when you press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

2006-08-24 [ArchangelGabriel]: He only comes in at number 9 on an image search...

2006-08-26 [Duhe Rahn]: Really?

2006-08-29 [Tigers and Trees]: I would love it if Google had a black background instead of white... I use it as my desktop image anyway, though >:3.

2006-09-03 [ArchangelGabriel]: They should have that as part of the personalising thingy watsit...
Did any one else hear that Google don't want people to use the term googling anymore as they're afriad of it becomeing generic for any search on any other search engine.

2006-11-15 [gez]: anyone else get to google by typing in the address bar: "go" <down> <enter> its super fast! Plust it's like "GO!"

2006-11-17 [Hiro Kitaki]: ...

2006-11-18 [ArchangelGabriel]: That's what i got when i typed in go...
Any one else seen this? http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

2006-11-18 [Duhe Rahn]: *drinks googlegulp* Now I have the energy I need to search up all the useless information I do need!

2006-11-19 [Calico Tiger]: LOL, quoted from the bottom of the page XD

"Google Gulp and Your Privacy
From time to time, in order to improve Google Gulp's usefulness for our users, Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist. No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy."

2006-11-20 [Hiro Kitaki]: ...w00t! *drinks*...yummmm...giga bites...

2006-11-20 [Sir. Robert]: Anyone have a cap? ...I need a Google Gulp!

2006-11-21 [Swollenfish]: Do any of you know about googlefight.com? it's something that makes two keywords fight each other using a stickman animation.

2006-11-21 [Duhe Rahn]: Never heard of it, sounds great though.

2006-11-21 [ArchangelGabriel]: You can get it as a plug in for your Google home page. I was trying colours and seemed to have found the ultimate (it might have been blue) so i thought whether i could find anything to beat it so i tried mail. The colour barely showed on the bar graph... <img:img/mood/13941_1112722836.jpg>

2006-12-12 [Corazie]: That sounds fun...

2006-12-23 [Hedda]: Hmm... If I'm trying hard and succeed in making webpages that attract googlesluts, does that make me a googlestud? <img:44166_1164903284.gif>

2006-12-23 [Hiro Kitaki]: ...dunno...it might...

2006-12-24 [Just.Kate]: xDD

2006-12-27 [TheRogue]: maybe a googlepimp? :D hey.. what's up with the emotes? new feature?

2006-12-28 [ArchangelGabriel]: <img:stuff/mood16-gif.gif> you hadn't noticed?

2006-12-28 [TheRogue]: I noticed.. how do i do them? ~_0

2006-12-28 [Hiro Kitaki]: ...ummm...you click on the ones you want to use...

2006-12-28 [ArchangelGabriel]: You need to click the use emoticons button and then click on the emoticon you want..

2006-12-29 [TheRogue]: OH! I didn't see those..haha.. DUH.. <img:44166_1164144892.gif>

2006-12-29 [Hiro Kitaki]: ...yeah...

2006-12-29 [TheRogue]: haven't been on in a while.. don't pay attention to buttons that suddenly get added..hehe

2006-12-31 [Sir. Robert]: <img:44166_1164557415.gif> Zomg! There are emoticons here! <img:44166_1164469610.gif>

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