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You Might Be a Google Slut If...

1. Your home page setting on your browser is set to "www.google.com"

2. You scoff at other search engines publically, stating all the wonderful reasons google is the best.

3. You check google every day to see if they added something cute to their logo.

4. The thought of a world without google makes you want to cringe and crawl into the fetal position and suck your thumb.

5. You can use the word 'Google' in a sentance as a verb and it makes sense.

6. You visit Google more than 5 times in a day.

7. Your desktop wallpaper on your computer is a screenshot of the Google start page.

8. You own ANY merchandise that bears the Google logo.

9. You actually PAID for said merchandise because you respect the company and would NEVER steal from THEM...

10.You believe if it is found on Google, then it must be real.

11. You talk to more than one person about what you found the other day...

12. Whenever you are posed with a question of any type that you do not know, you seek the wisdom of the all powerful all knowing Google Gods...

13. You are actually getting angry with me for poking fun at the Google Gods...

14. You believe that google is the devil incarnate, but dammit you just can't stop looking at all the loverly pictures it can show you.

15. You figured out how to turn safe search OFF.

16. You have ever clapped with glee after doing a search and finding a TON more than you expected.

17. You have ever gotten so bored, that you did image searches on random words like, 'floof' 'jugonga' 'dookey' or any other funny sounding word.

18. You are not suprised when SEEMINGLY innocent words like 'spunk' brings up a ton of pornographic pictures.

19. You can type the url of google faster than you can type your name.

20. Your answer to 'why not libraries' is " uh.. hel-LO? GOOGLE? DUH!"

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[TheRogue]

2006-06-26 [Bladieboe]: haha if you use gmail all the time, your an googleslut too ;)

2006-06-26 [Duhe Rahn]: best search engine there is

2006-06-28 [Hedda]: BTW: I just saw that Google sucks on searches for "link:www.something.com". Search.msn.com is finding much more pages, even though that instead tend to find too many, but it's pretty good at sorting them at least.

2006-06-28 [Duhe Rahn]: Here's an interesting question: Who here is a google search item?

2006-06-28 [Deadlock jester]: Google claims I died..

2006-06-28 [Duhe Rahn]: Cool, all I get to be is the first thing you find if you search up my penname

2006-06-29 [Deadlock jester]: first 2 sites claim I died, and my nickname is grandpa punk :p

2006-06-29 [Duhe Rahn]: Well then, it's nice to meet you dead man!

2006-07-01 [Elisha Kelly]: I suppose if you were a bloke it would be a good thing to google my real name... it seems only Elisha Cuthbert and Eva Habermann come up...

2006-07-15 [Viking]: http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com/search.pl?query=something

2006-07-28 [Calico Tiger]: LOL! That's awesome, Viking XD

2006-08-13 [Faulty Limerence]: Play with the "I Feel Lucky" button. You can get some interesting things.

2006-08-13 [Duhe Rahn]: I still love the google deffinition of failure when you press the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

2006-08-24 [ArchangelGabriel]: He only comes in at number 9 on an image search...

2006-08-26 [Duhe Rahn]: Really?

2006-08-29 [Tigers and Trees]: I would love it if Google had a black background instead of white... I use it as my desktop image anyway, though >:3.

2006-09-03 [ArchangelGabriel]: They should have that as part of the personalising thingy watsit...
Did any one else hear that Google don't want people to use the term googling anymore as they're afriad of it becomeing generic for any search on any other search engine.

2006-11-15 [gez]: anyone else get to google by typing in the address bar: "go" <down> <enter> its super fast! Plust it's like "GO!"

2006-11-17 [ArchangelGabriel]: hmm... :P http://goforit.comicgen.com/

2006-11-17 [Hiro Kitaki]: ...

2006-11-18 [ArchangelGabriel]: That's what i got when i typed in go...
Any one else seen this? http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

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