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You Might Be a Google Slut If...

1. Your home page setting on your browser is set to "www.google.com"

2. You scoff at other search engines publically, stating all the wonderful reasons google is the best.

3. You check google every day to see if they added something cute to their logo.

4. The thought of a world without google makes you want to cringe and crawl into the fetal position and suck your thumb.

5. You can use the word 'Google' in a sentance as a verb and it makes sense.

6. You visit Google more than 5 times in a day.

7. Your desktop wallpaper on your computer is a screenshot of the Google start page.

8. You own ANY merchandise that bears the Google logo.

9. You actually PAID for said merchandise because you respect the company and would NEVER steal from THEM...

10.You believe if it is found on Google, then it must be real.

11. You talk to more than one person about what you found the other day...

12. Whenever you are posed with a question of any type that you do not know, you seek the wisdom of the all powerful all knowing Google Gods...

13. You are actually getting angry with me for poking fun at the Google Gods...

14. You believe that google is the devil incarnate, but dammit you just can't stop looking at all the loverly pictures it can show you.

15. You figured out how to turn safe search OFF.

16. You have ever clapped with glee after doing a search and finding a TON more than you expected.

17. You have ever gotten so bored, that you did image searches on random words like, 'floof' 'jugonga' 'dookey' or any other funny sounding word.

18. You are not suprised when SEEMINGLY innocent words like 'spunk' brings up a ton of pornographic pictures.

19. You can type the url of google faster than you can type your name.

20. Your answer to 'why not libraries' is " uh.. hel-LO? GOOGLE? DUH!"

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Proof you are a googleslut
[TheRogue]

2005-12-11 [Solitiaum]: There was a point in time where if you Googled the word "failure", and pressed "Im Feeling Lucky", it pointed to the White House website XD

2005-12-11 [nokaredes]: Oh yea, I remember that...wasn't it "miserable failure"? ;P

2005-12-11 [Gwendylyyn]: Actually, it still does it. And it's "failure"

2005-12-11 [Gwendylyyn]: But it doesn't JUST take you to the White House site, it takes you to the part with Bush's biography.

2005-12-12 [Solitiaum]: Hehehe... I just realised that I used "googled" as a verb and it made sense... XD

2005-12-12 [ArchangelGabriel]: That's really weird. it doesn't even have failure on the page o.0

2005-12-12 [Solitiaum]: I know... Its FUNNY though XD

2005-12-13 [ArchangelGabriel]: Incredibly so.. but still, there is no reason why it should come up O.o

2005-12-13 [Solitiaum]: Meta tags... Someone who did the webdesign for the white house is a democrat... XD

2005-12-13 [ArchangelGabriel]: I can't find it in the source either... Wouldn't Meta Tags show in the source? unless a member of Google is a Democrat?

2005-12-13 [Solitiaum]: Haha... Very possible... :P

2006-06-07 [Hedda]: Ehum! How come this wiki-page isn't exported so that Google can find it? Isn't that very strange?

2006-06-07 [Hedda]: Well, I fixed that! ;)

2006-06-07 [Calico Tiger]: Hehehehe

2006-06-07 [crowfeather]: I just have to share this with everyone... ^^; I blame my friend for the idea http://www.deviantart.com/view/34428406/

2006-06-09 [Gwendylyyn]: Keehee

2006-06-14 [Bladieboe]: I admit...I use google all the time

2006-06-21 [Duhe Rahn]: Piddlyfluff does not match anything, while piddly does...

2006-06-26 [Woah!-man]: What if your email is set to gmail? Hmmm..

2006-06-26 [Duhe Rahn]: Been there, done that

2006-06-26 [Bladieboe]: haha if you use gmail all the time, your an googleslut too ;)

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