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alosha (yah....)
Name: Yij
Photo missing.
Drawing missing.
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hello...
im not photogenic..so ur probably not gonna get a pic of me anytime soon
but i am worth $2,654,798 on
www.HumanForSale.com
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Ok, I've decided to take a chance here, ask me 4 questions. Any 4, no matter how personal, private or random.
I have to answer them honestly. I have to answer them all.
In turn, you post this message in your own journal, wiki, or profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you.
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plz folo this link n read my poems...i need critics desperatly
http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/author.html?id=25734
thank u so much
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my teddy bear collection...over 100..started when i was 3
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READ THIS!
Follow these rules to maintain your sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.
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-Walking with a friend in the dark, is better than walking alone in the light- Helen Keller
Age: 14 | Year of birth: 1991 | Month of birth: 1 | Day of birth: 15 |
Gender: female
Fantasy race personality: Elf
41°46.998'N 87°45.000'W
Place of living: USA-Illinois
Town: Oak Park
Known languages
Chinese | Ancient Greek | Latin |
Elfwood artist: No
Elfwood writer: No
Elftown crew wannabe: Yes
Favorite drawing objects
anime | demons | elves |
fairies | horses | magic |
vampires | warriors | weapons |
Computer interests
action games | art | chat |
Java | music | programming |
strategy games |
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Music
adult pop | alternative | classical |
country | folk music | heavy metal |
hip hop | jazz | new age |
opera | pop | punk |
rap | rock |
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Other interests
anime | art | board games |
books | card games | cats |
chess | cooking | crime stories |
dancing | fantasy | film |
history | horses | needlework |
plants | poetry | role playing |
singing | scifi | sewing |
soap operas | shopping | theatre |
writing |
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Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: fit
Height: 163