[You cant have manslaughter without laughter]

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Fuck off and die

School suxs ASS!!!!!!!_{( JUST A SIDE NOTE, U DONT HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME!!!)}

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Things i wonder about???
when was the condom first made? Found that out.
what goes through random peoples heads( especialy guys)
why there is no black Disney princesses?
What happens after we die?
What ever happened to corsets?
How come Parents are so demanding?
When was the first birth control pill made?
why are guys obsessed with boobs?
How do u get dick from richard( the names man... U perv!!!!!)
How guys can pee while having an erection?..does it work with a handstand?

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Dark phases
Dark phases of womanhood
of never hav been a gurl.
half notes scattered without rhythm/ no tune
distraught laughter fallin
over a black girls shoulders
its funny/
its hysterical
the melody lessness of her dance
dont tell nobody dont tell a soul
shes dancin on beer cans and shingles
this must be the spooke house
another song with no singers
lyrics/
no voices
& interupted solos/
no performances
are we ghouls? children of horrors?
the joke?
dont tell nobody dont tell a soul
Are we animals? hav we gone mad?
I cant hear anything
but the maddining screams
& the soft strains of death
& you promised me
somebody... Anybody
sing a black girls song
bring her out
to know her self
to know you
but sing her rhythms
carin/
struggles/
hard times
sing her song of life
shes been dead for so long
closed in silence so long
she doesn't know the sound
of her own voice
her infinate beauty
shes half notes scatterd
without rhythm/
no tune
sing her sighs
sing the songs oh her possibilities
sing a rightious gospel
the makin of a melody
let her be born/
let he be born
& handeled warmly- for colord girls who have considered suicide when the rainbow was enuf.

Falling From Grace
Arms extended
body bowed
having the decisions sowed
heavy scream
that’s muffled inside
fighting to abide
tears roll down the stricken face
As it falls from grace.
Memories
tender and sweet
come together
in a melody
as its thought over by the weak
the mind begs to stay
as it falls from grace.- me, and if U steal it i swear I will hunt u down and cut out ur important parts hehehehehehe :)

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Shop of Horrors|||

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I get some of these alot.... or at leat I think I do ~_~..... hmmmmm

[how U can tell when its goin to be a bad day....]
* U wake up face down on the pavement

* U call suicide prevention, and they put U [on hold]

* Ur b-day cake collapses from the wait of the candels

* U turn on the news and they're showing emergency exit routes out of the city

* U wake up and find ur water bed broke, and then relize U dont have a water bed

* ur boss tells U to not bother taking off ur coat.

* U wake up, and ur braces are [stuck together]

* U call ur answering services and they tell U its none of ur business

* ur income check bounces

* ur wife says "morning bill" and ur name is Goerge.


hahahahaha... this onw is my favorite.hahaha.....

EBONICS
Eightenn year old Leroy attends oakland high where Ebonics is taught. One of his homework assignments was to use the following words in a sentences. Read them.
1. rectum: I had two cars, but my ole lady *rectum both.
2. Stain: My friends axed if I were *stain for dinner
3. Seldom: I didnt need 2 tickets to the game so i seldom.
4. penis: the docter handed me and said *penis.
5. Income: I just got in bed mit a hoe and *income my wife.
6. Fortify: I asked the hoe," how much" and she said" *fortify"
7. Disappointment: if I mis *disappointment, they gonna send me back to the big house.
8. foreclose: if I pay alimony this month, i'll hav no money *foreclose
9. Catacomb: She looked at his hair and said, " someone shud get this *Catacomb"
10. Underminde: there is a fine lookin gurl livin under the apartment undermine.

Needles to say- leroy got an "A"