These mean I am one of the Saint Valentine Poets, Halloween Poets, Daily Poets, Donors of Art and Donors of Writing(I even won once!)

All Hail The Blame Monkey!(for she shall rule the world!!)


Hey everyone, welcome to my house! feel free to look around, don't touch my pets...they don't like strangers. This is me...know me before you judge me, etcetera etcetera.

Please message me, I love to meet new people, I especially love to freak out new people with my randomness! So talk to me so I can laugh at your facial expression when you find out just how, freaky and twisted I am.

To quote Bender:
"You're screwier than my Aunt rita...and she's a screw!

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And it doesn't say it on the bagdes thingi but I got a:
SPECIAL MENTION: [Muerta]'s ink and parchment for my vampire story. Check it out!

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Elftown is my sanctuary. Beware, all you who desecrate its beauty, for you shall burn. (ps silicon and fire don't mix!)


Anyone who says that money can't buy happiness
Has forgotten about Kittens!


RED VERSUS BLUE! RED VERSUS BLUE!
Seriously if you watch this I can guarantee you pant-pissing, sore-cheek, out-of-breath, hysterical Laughter! Please please please, watch it! http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/archive/


someone very special to me and I am ashamed to admit one of the many forms my alter ego takes is Spika

this is Spika, the voices in my head take all of the important advice from her. (adopted from Spiritee's adoption agency)

here is her foster brother

his name in Minkael. also adopted from Spiritee's adoption agency.

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I be small (compared to my family) and skinny, short brown curls, always wears dark red, purple and black(occasionally blue). And I have as of today (3.9.06) been declared this families... blame monkey! I'm so proud! oh, another thing I have an obssesion with movies, my faves are:

Gladiator
Lord of the rings (all three)
The fifth element
Snow walker
Underworld I and II
Slither
Timeline and
Kingdom of Heaven

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this is sooty, she older now and a lot less fuzzy (that doesn't mean she doesn't have fur) but I love these photos



and this is my gorgeous little fizz,
unfortunately she was run over on the
morning of 27.1.07

I love medieval fighting, although I have yet to try and distract one of the guys I fight against with your traditional "behold!" or the slightly less traditional "you're codpiece is undone!" I'll get round to it someday.
I love reading. deep, deep, very deep down (somewhere near my ankles) I love my brother and I love drawing.

Dreamers Song

I walk the streets and sing my song
And think of fiery things
Of phoenix feathers
Stormy weathers
And embers that burn the night long

I sit at my desk and hum my tune
And think of golden things
Of rings that shine
Blond hair of thine
And the sun that chases the moon

I float in sleep, then says my heart
We think of darkened things
Of blood that flows
Anger grows
And fights that tear apart

I run through the woods, then sings my soul
Of all this world can bring
Of birds that fly
Babes that cry
And love that fills the holes.

Written by me! and featured on the mainstreet on the 2/4/07 Yay!

I am random and psycotic,
this I know,
bcoz my friend sam told me so.


Underneath my clothes I'm completely naked!
and now for the really scary bit...You Are Too!


so anyway, take a look around, "see the sights, spend some money!" Please don't leave!! ahem :D pop. I grew! I grew! *claps spasically* 3 whole centimetres! YAY!

if you have no idea what I'm talking about, I'll let you in on a little secret...neither do I... and neither does the sugar plum fairy...but that's a different matter.