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ABOUT ME:
- My name is Joey (yeah I'm a girl so fuck you!)
- I can be arrogant at times and sometimes I can come across as a hardass so I guess it can make me unapproachable.
- I'm Italian (Sicilian, Napolean, Calabrese) and Native American Indian on my Dad's side.
- I like tattoos and piercings. My gf is a tattoo artist in San Francisco. I have 1 tribal tattoo on my back, it was my first and no tattoos don't fuckin hurt. My 2nd tatt is a panther crawling its way up my right calf and you can see the bloody skin torn open where it's nails went in. I don't currently have any piercings but the first one I wanna get is my tounge.
- I can be very laid back and easy going at times but I have a hair trigger temper also.
- I like to goof off and have a good time. Very rarely do I like to be dead serious.
- I'm gonna be attending FullSail University for school so that should be interesting.
- I've been in shitty relationships and had even shittier friends but there are reasons why none of those asswipes made it into my future so FUCK YOU! I've got all I need in my life and I couldn't be happier.
- I've been told I give good hugs.
- I know who my real friends are now and that makes me happy.
- I can be a bit sadistic at times.
- I believe in ghosts and anything paranormal.
- I don't have a religion even though I attend a non-denominationl church. I question everything about every religion.
- I worship Motley Crue. I sold my soul to them. They're my fave band in the entire world and they're the Saints of Los Angeles. And if you don't agree with me, that's ok, you're entitled to your opinion but trust me, I know plenty more people who do agree with me.
- I can be very stubborn and one track minded and I can also be very argumentative.
- I consider myself to have my own style. I shop at A&E, A&F, Pac Sun, Journey's. I also order stuff offline from TapouT.com (god I fuckin love that show).
- I love animals. Mostly dogs. But I dig sharks and wolfes and panthers too. My gf has dogs, a spider, a kitten, and a iguana.
- If I'm gonna vote for a candidate for any seat (President, Senate, etc) I'll vote Republican. I don't care what you think. I've got my reasons why I'd do that.
- If there's anything else you wanna know about me then just ask...





My Likes: Love....I can't stop falling into it, Huggs, Biting, horror movies, comedies, tattoos, piercings, crazy hair, the internet, shopping, eating Italian cuisine, modified cars, animals, friends, playing pool, going bowling, softball, long conversations about anything, music, Playing sports games on my PS2, the snow, snowboarding, riding quads, the October weather, Christmas and Halloween, burgers, eating at sports bars and grills, eating at Hardrock Cafes wherever I can, fortune cookies, energy drinks, theme parks, and I like to travel.....

My Dislikes: Fighting, Racism, Homophobes, people who are fake about themselves, not enough sleep, judging a book by its cover, not having my Cds, too spicey foods, not being hugged at least once every day, ignorance, spite, shallowness, not being able to joke around.





My Weaknesses:
-My little cousins
-My nephew Conner (my cousin Dezi's baby boy)
-My cousin Laura's baby boy, Dillon
-Mountain Dew
-Cheeseburgers
-Concerts
-Jeans
-Tshirts
-Sneakers
-Dogs
- Hot ass women


My Favorite Cars:
-Ford Mustang
-Chevy Camaro
-Nissan V8 Titan
-Scion tC
-Cadillac Escalade
-BMW 750 Li
-Honda Accord 2-Door
-Ford F150 4-Door
-Chevy Avalanche


Otep Obsession's favorite quotes


[I WILL NOT RESPOND TO THE FOLLOWING:]

[*If your messages are: Homophobic and/or racist!

*I [WILL NOT] cyber with anyone!

*Unless I know you personally, I [WILL NOT] meet up with you anywhere!

*I [WILL NOT] respond to L33T messages so don't message me if that's how you type! If you wanna message me, spell your words out correctly!

*I [WILL NOT] respond to random "hi" or "how are you?" messages! If you wanna talk to me, take the time to read through my profile and then, if you see we have stuff in common, message me with a somewhat-intellegant thing to say! And if we talk, and we have things in common, then put in a "Relations" request if you want and I will add you!

[*I don't have a religion but I don't discriminate against anyone who does! So don't message me telling me I'm going to Hell or anything like that! You will be IGNORED!

A List I'm Starting:
[Bands/Band Members I Have Met:
[1) Ozzfest 05- Arch Enemy, Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage, In Flames...
2) Ozzfest 06- Marco Coti Zelati of Lacuna Coil...]

[My friends and I made this all up when we were in the 9th grade lol
Da List (Gotta Live By Da List!!):]

1)Mick! I wanna run my fingers through your death metal hair!….HELL YEAH!!!
2)Mick is hot.
3)Mick is MY bitch!
4)Don’t eat eggs, it’s chicken period.
5)Kiss my ass Maia.
6)Lick my nuts!
7)”Mine’s touching itself!”
8)Elwood! Oh baby I love you! Just gimme some suuugar!
9)You don’t understand the fucking repercussions!
10)Mick…Has a lot of hate in his heart.
11)Talena is evil!
12)Did we just hit a dead body?
13)”I want a piece of your skull! GIMME!”
14)We have an evil tour bus!
15)Toothpaste is good.
16)“I wanna fuck you up the ass! BEND OVER!”
17)“You wanna go to the Donkey Show?”
18)“There goes the Herpie Dick! It cracked right the fuck off!”
19)“This is porn and a fuckin’ half!”
20)”This is not only chicks, but it’s Chicks With The Bread Dicks..”
21)Hit mom in da face.
22)Don’t forget the candles.
23)Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah.
24)”Deep limo thoughts…” “I have gas!” “That’s a deep limo THOUGHT?!?!?”
25)It’s Harry Hills. Yes. Harry Crack Mall. We’re going there.
26)”Talena! You look like a big sachel of moving poo! You’re all brown and…Lumpy!”
27)”I have a vagina. Which means I am lacking a PENIS!”
28)”Oprah! Oprah!”~ As Fallon pointed out.
29)They’re trying to boost their fucking egos….
30)They’re being Amebic and…..Uh….Phasedic….And their Parasidicness.
31)”They’re making me….Be censored…That makes me feel terrible!….Guess I’ll just have to tell the world when I get to do the interview!”
32) Camera 1...Camera 2...Camera 1.…Camera 2.…Camera 2.…Camera 1...(Sticks out tounge)
33)Look! It says “Uck You!”
34)Owwwwwwwww! My spleen!
35)”I only need 13 more to make a Bible Table.”
36)Back up. Back up.
37)(Morgan thinks to self) “Awwww. My teeth!”
38)I’d like to compliment you on that rather large knife….
39)Hurray for mental breakdowns!
40)Never forget about the boyfriend whom you’re having a relationship with.
41)Eat the Kittie bread! EAT IT! OOOOH YEAH!
42)Gimme your leg! I want to bite it!
43)”Shhhhhh.” ….(farts)….”Was that a fart?!?”….”Uh…Yeah.”
44)I feel a tear coming on.
45)Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…Talena, This is gonna be your segment…..Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow….
46) And Talena’s having a spaz right now…..But that’s not the point!….The point is, we’re trying to kill Mick with kindness…
47)”I have a pubic hair in my M&Ms! I don’t know how it got there! But there is a pubic hair in my M&Ms!”….”IT WAS THE DIRTY PACKAGING LADY!”
48)…..(stares strangely)……CLINK!……
49)Yo mama is so big, she jumped over Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed on Target!
50) Trying to explain Otep’s crankiness “Maybe it was her bzbzbzzbbzbzbz Bitch Week?”
51) Jennifer and I have discovered the meaning of life “Search Jackson! Till you find something!”
52) Joe Hunter is a Smurf.
53)Emilee wants to live in the Yukon. Joey wants to live in Canada. “The Yukon is IN Canada! YA TARD!”
54) Evil’s not necessarily a bad thing…


[relationships that end on bad terms with some kind of hostility and resentment... are really the ones that mattered the most.]



[relationships where both parties are quite good friends immediately after... clearly did not mean all that much.]



[if someone never wants to see the other person again... its actually a good thing... because it means they care... and yes they got really hurt... and theres something there that they are holding on to.]



Music: MOTLEY CRUE, Kittie, Slipknot, NIN, Rob Zombie, M. Manson, Def Lepard, Van Halen, Jack Off Jill, Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Otep, A Dozen Furies, Arch Enemy, Black Label Society, ZZ Top, AC/DC, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath (Ozzy), Led Zeppelin, Nappy Heads, DJ UNK, Slayer, Seether, Mudvayne, Disturbed, Poison, Head banger's Ball discs, Stained, Warrent, Dead Kennedys, Ramones, Clash, Evanescence, Silverchair, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Blink-182, The Corrs, Rancid, Rammstein, Blindside, Switchblade Symphony, Kidney Thieves, Whitesnake, Sublime, System Of A Down, Damageplan, Pantera, Sevendust, Cheap Trick, Ratt, Trivium, London After Midnight, MSI, Nickelback, Orgy, God Forbid, Cradel of Filth, movie soundtracks, Jay-Z, D4L, 2Pac, Lil' Kim, Ludacris, Da Brat, R. Kelly, TLC, Eminem, some 50 Cent, Juvinile, some Daddy Yankee, some Destiny's Child, some All American Rejects, Children of Bodom, Cinderella, Hatebreed, Carlos Santana...


Movies: Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, Devel's Rejects, Nightmare on Elm Street, All the Austin Powers, Finding Nemo, Wild Things, Fast and The Furious, 13 Ghosts, Salem's Lot, The Omen (the series), Top Gun, Hot Shots, Young Frankenstein, Pearl Harbour, A Band of Brothers, My Cousin Vinnie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Airplane, Red Eye, Def Leppard: Historia/In The Round In Your Face, Kittie: Spit In Your Eye, Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign! Live, Motley Crue: Lewd, Crued, and Tattooed, Behind The Music: Motley Crue, The Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, Blade, Vegas Vacation, Rush Hour 1&2, The Hot Chick, Sweet Home Alabama, Miss Congeniality, Clueless, Hellboy, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Little Nicky, Johnny Dangerously, The Godfather series, Over The Hedge, The Hills Have Eyes, Batman Forever, Batman Begins, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Munich, Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself, I'm a sucker for Disney movies as well...


TV Shows: Uranium, Metal Asylum, Slave To The Metal, Reno 911!, South Park, Drawn Together, Family Guy, Team America, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Batman, The Simpsons, Headbanger's Ball, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Friends, Whose Line Is It Anway?, The Green Screen Sow, ESPN, 5 Takes Europe, Travel Spies, OCC, Most Haunted, CSI, anything on the Travel Channel, Making a Marine: Paris Island Phase 1 (series), Kathy Griffin: My Life On The "D" List, 30 Minute Meals, $40 A Day, Made in America, Unwrapped, usually anything that's on the Food Network.

Books: Motley Crue's "The Dirt: Confessions of The World's Most Notorious Rock Band" (it's basically my Bible), Revolver Magazine, Metal Hammer Magazine, Rolling Stone Magazine, Harry Potter series, Anything by Amelia-Attwatter Rhodes, Anything by Steven King, The China Garden, Mustangs & Fast Fords Magazine, Architecteral Digest, People Magazine (I like to laugh at stupid people), cook books, computer gaming magazines, basically anything I can get my hands on as long as it has to do with cars and/or music....

Who I'd Like To Meet In This Short Time Called "My Life": "The One" would be a nice surprise, Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee, Otep Shamaya, Hugh Heffner, Amelia-Attwatter Rhodes, Morgan Lander, Christina Scabbia, Nicko Claux, Marylin Manson, Ozzy Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne, Kate Beckensile, Reese Witherspoon, Adriana Lima, Bettie Page, Sandra Bullock, Bill Engvall, Corey Taylor, Joey Jordison, Rob Zombie, Mat Heafy, Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, Chad Gray, Dimebag Darrel (RIP), Marlon Brando (RIP), Charlie Sheen, Neve Campbell, Juliya Chernetsky, Will & Jada-Pinkett Smith, the guys of Whose Line Is It Anyways. etc...


<h1>My <3 belongs to DLR!