Bad scan, But anyway. This is captain_Zoom, the slightly mad and violent, but yet kind generous halfling pirate. She is very brave and would do anything for a friend. Oh I'm giving myself very good qualities indeed....
Description:
Imagine this:
Early morning. The sky is shifting from deepest blue to transparent pink. Boldly, the first golden sunbeams are casting long shadows across the deck.
There you find me. A weird pirate captain, dressed mostly.... er.. imaginative, swearing very ingeniously about the bloody non-windy weather.
Soon the honourable captain forgets her grudge against the breeze, and orders all hands on deck. A merchant ship in sight!
Well erm.. I guess that says something about me. Yes i like to swear, plus I love everything about fantasy especially Harry Potter. Robin Hobb and well... ye know too many other authors are my favourites. I have a wicked sense of humour... And well contact me if you fancy a chat.
I like most people, especially the happy ones. But if you are narrow-minded and intolerant, Don't expect me to be nice!
my favourite artists at Elfwood are Ursula Vernon(she's so funny),Roland.J.Bill
ingsley, because his pictures are SO cute!And Morgan Payne(deadly deatheater fun!)
I can do a few tricks with my jo-jo and I'm very proud over it so don't complain!
Seriousely, don't.
You like books? You read a lot? You want to share your tohughts and experiences?
If yes, try this!
for the love of reading
support gay marriage
LOVELOVELOVE!!
Oh my, a Poem*
In the dark at our so late
wispering in the night of fate
Slight and fragile, stoic and strong
forbidden was the secret song
but none were there to hear
oh alas, none to see the shed tear
Plauge on it! an inflamed call
Shut up or i'll bang you against a brick wall
Now cease that blasted prose
Keep your damned foodhatch shut close!
the poet sighed, what a mood
can't you get a mellow moment in this neighbourhood?
*footnote: I wrote this poem myself DO NOT STEAL IT DAMMIT!
Ahoy! The pirate guild, where ye find I, and me ship "Me cutlassveilin' beauty". We need adventurous sea dogs and wenches to sail t' seven seas with us.Join now Arr....
by [Zab] arr...
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Some more Info about me:
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001: Name: Ida Clasén
002: Nickname: Too short name for a nick *cries*
003: Country of living: Sweden
004: Birthdate: 1991-11-28
005: Height: 172 cm
006: Eye color: blueish green
007: Shoesize: 39-40
008: School/work: School
009: You smoke: No
010: Hobby's: Reading, drawing, elfwood, elftown, computer games, shopping, being the best....
011: Brothers/Sisters: Yes, one know-it-all big sister and one little sister(brat)
012: Relationship: Yeah, I wish, no I'm lonely.....
013: Piercing(s): No, It's so mainstream (daaa!)
014: Tattoo(s): No but I want one, a dragon on the shoulder
015: Vacationland: Sweden :(
016: Are there people you wont reply to?: Yes
017: Nicest person you met this year: when I looked in the mirror on the 1th of January
018: Person you rather not have met this year: Hmmm.....
019: Who would you like to meet: J.K. Rowling
020: Who is it that you admire: courage, nice hairdos, doing-it-your-own-wayness(?!what?)
021: Most sexy person(s): Me
022: Favorite Pyama(clothes to sleep in): Tee-shirt and pyamapant
023: Favorite Car: *snort* I go by bus
024: Favorite Movie(s): Ohhhh.... plenty of films I like, yes I do (choir: She does, she does)
025: Favorite Music: Classical music
026: Favorite City(s): London, Paris
027: Favorite Plush : My sweet little plushie dragon
028: Favorite Perfume/au de toilette/aftershave: Calvin Klein one summer(the only one I have)
029: Favoriete Magazine: Witch, nemi
030: Favorite sound: Birdsong
031: Favorite TV-series: The Simpsons, ........
032: Favorite Writer: Robin Hobb
033: Favorite Nickname: Skorpan, Remus
034: What is on your mousepad: I don't have a mousepad I have a touchpad
035: What all is under your bed: 5 scary little monsters
036: Favorite color: Green
037: Favorite Song ever: Ida is the best, fuck the rest, lalallalallalallala
038: Favorite song at this moment: The same
039: Favorite food: Chocolate
040: Favorite class at school: Lunch break
041: Favorite drink:
non alcholic: Tea
Alcoholic: Rum, ayeh
042: Lucky number:I don't have a lucky number, I'm a lucky person, but since you're asking.... 3
043: What do you think that is greatest about yourself:
Externally: Everything
Internally: My Imagination, the voice in my head......
044: What deodorant do you use: Ehhhh.... Nivea I think
045: Favorite shoes: The bright red ones
046: What time do you go to bed on workdays: 22 o'clock
047: What word do you use most: Shit
048: Most romantic moment in your life: I'm waiting
049: Most ashamed moment of your life: Seriously I've repressed it.
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: Both
051: What do you do in the weekends: Sleep, chat, play computer games, shopping ya know....
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: some people.....
053: Your Breakfast: soured milk, cereals
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: MEAT!! I'm a vegetarian
055: Pets: two dragons(cats), sudden and Sixten
056: Laugh or dream: both
057: Serious or funny: Funny
058: Fast or slow: Depends on the situation
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: Relations are hard work.,...
060: Simple or Complicated: Complicated I am...
061: Cremate or Buried when dead: Cremate
062: Sex or alcohol: Can't choose....:P
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: Stay up late
064: Light or dark?: Dark
065: Speak or Silence: Both
066: Tall or Small Man: hehehe....
067: News paper: Corren
068: Hug or kiss: Hug
069: Happy or Sad: Happy!
070: Life or Death: I love life
071: Gig or Disco: Gig
072: Left or Right: Forward!
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: What?
074: Dark/ Red/ Blonde: What I like: dark and red, What I am: Brown
075: What would you ask god if you could ask him 1 single question: What the hell.....?
076: Do you believe in reincarnation: Hmm.... I have bad carma
077: Do you believe in Aliens: Yes ohhh conspiracy, conspiracy....!
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: Hhahahhahaha!!!You ain't getting nothing, stupid brats!!! My treasure stays hidden!!!
079: Does true love exist?: Possibly, but how do you know it's true o.O
080: How many kids would you like to have?: none, nought, zero, nada. kids are stupid and stinky!
081: What is the thing you cant stand: snobbish people, unpolite parents+their little brats
082: Best feeling: Happiness
083: Worst feeling in the world: Not being loved-feeling
084: What are you afraid of: I fear my own maddness.....
085: Are you an emotional person: Sometimes
086: You cry while watching a movie?: Yes
087: Your goal in life: Having fun, my own pirate ship
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at new years eve: I don't make promises I can't keep´---> none
089: Who is your favorite artist?: Hmmm......Beethoven
090: As what animal would you like to reincarnate: Dragon!!!
091: What is the most beautiful part on the male body: um....dunno, I guess they're kinda ugly, oh no guys don't cry, the whole piture, the whole picture
092: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: On my pretty pirateship
093: What do you think of elftown?: Funfunfunfunfun
094: Is there something you miss about elftown?: Perhaps an Elftown how-to, and a good one, with explanatinons on the hard computery words
095: Where did you get this question list?: I stole it from arthur, hehehe........
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: browsing Elfwood, computergames, you name it
097: Is there a question you missed in this all?: The most beautiful part of the female body? I would have answered the shoulders and the neck.
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