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If this idiot sends you idiotic messages, don't worry; idiotness is sometimes hard to solve. Block him and report him to the Guards. If he goes beyond idiotness to assholiness he will be banned.

BTW: He doesn't speak any languages, maybe a little English, but don't count on it.

*Slappy* (NNEEOW!!!)

Member #24934 created: 2003-10-27 14:26:43Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/24934   

Name: Eric

photo

Slappy's buddy Walter

drawing

my dummy slappy, kinda creepy lookin' huh

Elftown work
Building workerInspector

Elftown titles and orders
Town DrunkInterpreterStreet child
Adventurer

Description:
Hi my name Is *slappy*. I like ventriloquism , horror movies, beer, football,family guy ,the simpsons, futurama,and Aqua Teen Hunger force.I hate annoying people, my brother casey is a jerk.My most prized posesion is my dummy Slappy. I came up with an act ,tell me what you think.

Eric :Man, I'm tired today.
Slappy : yeah, and that's what she said.
Eric : Pervert!!!
Slappy: You suck!!!
Eric: Why don't you go get drunk with that hobo behind taco bell again.
Slappy: No thanks , I'm good
Eric:You're gay.
Slappy: That's not what your mom said last night.

[then I pretend to strangle Slappy]

Age: 17Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 7Day of birth: 31

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Orc
Elftownworldmap 40°47.478'N 123°4.296'W

Place of living: USA-California

Town: Encino

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
demonsfunnyhorses
strangeweapons

Computer interests
Basicchat

Music
no musicbluesclassical
heavy metaljazzopera
punkrock

Other interests
animalsanimebeer
bookscarschasing the preferred sex
dogseatingfantasy
filmgamblinghistory
motorcyclespartyporn
scifislackingsmoking
travellingwatching sportwriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: plump

Height: 183


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