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~*~Dread Pirate Bonnie~*~ (started college and its super exciting!!!!)

Member #8654 created: 2003-05-22 18:56:51Simple URL:   

Name: Ashley Boyd





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i like:
music. cars that go crazy fast. jello shots. hiking. horseback riding. shopping. diet coke. cell phones. big sunglasses. snow days. texting. sushi. fishing. penquins. straighteners. love. swimming. big big water parkslides. rollercoasters. paintball. super big purses. foreign films. purse dogs. big huge super fluffy cats. life.

i wear my heart on my sleeve, it could be the best or worst idea ever, but it's me... i'm extremely extremely ticklish and i hate hate hate it... Sushi would have to be the best thing ever invented even if it is raw... i couldn't live without my friends. they never let me down.. my favorite flowers are surprise lillies...i hate the feeling of soggy jeans and wet socks. i love scary/gory movies. wooo hostel!... i hate being alone at night, i know, i'm a puss...i get bored extremely easily. not quite sure how i even typed this all... i love LOVE love paramore and Weeezy!...i love having butterflies in my stomach right before the first kiss...i love when guys are extremely spontaneous...i love togo tanning...i'm strongly opinionated about certain things and i'm not afraid to speak my mind... i'm nice to everyone until they give me a reason not to be.

[ ] I think I'm really attractive.
[x] I prefer winter over summer.
[x] I am a geek.
[x] I am a shopaholic.
[x] I am reasonably intelligent.
[x] I am attracted to girls.
[x] I am attracted to boys.
[x] I like British accents.
[x] I smoke regularly.
[x] I smoke socially.
[x] I drink socially.
[ ] I drink regularly.
[x] I get drunk easily.
[x] I do "drug(s)".
[x] I will never date a bad kisser.
[x] I've lied to avoid kissing them again.
[ ] I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.
[ ] I am religious.
[x] I am not religious but have morals.
[x] I lie frequently.
[x] I am impulsive.
[x] I am hardworking.
[ ] I loved Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
[ ] She's All That is one of my favourite movies.
[x] I am good at History.
[ ] I speak more than two languages.
[x] I enjoy taking pictures.- sometimes
[x] I like spending money on myself.
[x] I like spending money on others.
[ ] I have a regular income.
[ ] earn money on a job-by-job basis.
[ ] I pay my own bills.
[ ] I rely on my parents for money.
[x] I can cook.
[x] I enjoy cleaning.(sometimes)
[ ] Tidiness is a must in my life.
[x] I like clutter.
[ ] My idea of good music is Britney Spears.
[x] I am fashion-conscious.
[x] I have good taste.
[x] People tell me I have good taste.
[x] I am told I have yet to fulfill my potential.
[ ] I am good at sports.
[x] I am good at certain sports.
[ ] I couldn't do sports to save my life.
[x] I am creative.
[x] I am extremely artistically inclined.
[x] I want to be a(make-up)artist when I grow up.
[ ] I want to be an engineer when I grow up.
[ ] I eat when I'm upset.
[ ] I cannot adapt to change.
[x] I am interested in politics.
[x] I have shoplifted.
[x] I download MP3s.
[x] I have done underage drinking.
[x] I have gone underage clubbing.
[x] I can dance reasonably well.
[ ] I can dance extremely well.
[ ] I dance like a cardboard gorilla.
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] I can sing.
[ ] I sing like someone stepped on my foot.
[x] I can swim.
[x] I enjoy surveys.
[x] I enjoy surveys when I'm bored.
[x] I keep a journal.- well used to, and still do every now en then
[x] My teachers don't like me.
[x] I enjoy controversy.
[x] I can be a bitch/bastard.-sometimes
[x] I have a thing for bad boys/girls.
[ ] I have tattoos.WANT ONE
[ ] I've been in a nudist colony.
[x] I'm not sure if I want to have children.
[x] I'm not sure if I'll get married.
[ ] I know who I will marry.
[x] Someone has a crush on me.
[x] I am interesting.
[x] I am a good liar.
[x] People enjoy talking to me.
[x] I annoy people from time to time.
[x] I am a born leader.
[x] I am a born leader but shouldn't lead.
[x] I've snuck out of the house.
[??huh??] I enjoy felching
[ ] I have a foot fetish.
[ ] I have a shoe fetish
[x] I watch Sex And The City.
[x] I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty.
[ ] I want to be J Lo.
[x] I cut myself.
[x] I have cut myself.
[x] I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.
[x] I hate popular people.
[x] I think cheerleading is a sport.
[x] I am photogenic.
[ ] I live in Chucks.
[x] I think graffiti is art.
[x] I have dated a criminal.
[x] I have been cheated on.
[x] I have cheated on someone.
[x] I have a temper.
[x] I like playgrounds.
[x] I dance in the rain.
[ ] I am obsessed with Shakespeare.
[x] I have tanlines.
[x] My favourite color is (HOT)pink.
[ ] My favourite color is black.
[x] I would classify myself as emo.--sorta
[x] I am musically inclined.
[x] I like listening to music.
[x] I like music-blasting cars.
[x] Thongs are comfortable
[x] I like flip-flops.
[x] I know what monogamy is
[ ] ... and I believe in it.
[ ] I want to be a social worker when I grow up.
[x] I have sibling[s].
[x] My siblings annoy me
[x] I think South Park is funny.
[x] I prefer Google
[x] I can sit Indian Style
[x] I own a cat
[x] I plan on owning more.
[x] I read a lot.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x] I've let someone cheat off of me on a test

Have you ever...
[x] been drunk.
[x] smoked pot.
[x] kissed someone.
[ ] rode in a taxi.
[x] been dumped.
[x] shoplifted.
[ ] been fired.
[ ] been in a fist fight.
[ ] broken a bone
[x] got hit by a car.
[x] snuck out of your parent's house.
[ ] been arrested.
[x] gone in a mosh pit.
[x] stolen something from your school.
[ ] celebrated new years in times square.
[ ] went on a blind date.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] had a crush on a teacher.
[x] celebrated mardi-gras in new Orleans.
[ ] been to Europe.
[x] skipped school.
[x] thrown up from drinking.
[ ] lost your sibling.
[x] played 'clue'
[x] had a sleepover party.
[x] went ice skating.
[x] cheated on a bf/gf.
[x] been cheated on.
[ ] had your tonsils out.
[x] had a car
[ ] totaled a car

DO YOU ...
[x] feel loved.
[x] feel lonely.
[x] feel happy.
[x] hate yourself.
[x] think you're attractive.not to much so
[x] have a dog.
[x] have your own room.
[x] listen to Hawaiian Music
[x] listen to underground hip hop
[x] listen to rap.
[x] listen to rock.
[x] listen to country.
[x] listen to reggae.
[x] listen to techno.
[x] have hobbies
[x] have more than 1 best friend.
[x] get good grades
[x] play an instrument.
[x] have slippers
[x] wear boxers
[x] wear black eyeliner.
[x] like the color blue.
[x] like the color pink.
[x] like to read.
[x] like to write.
[ ] have long hair
[x] have short hair.
[ ] have a cell phone.
[ ] have a laptop.
[ ] have a pager

[ ] ugly.
[ ] pretty.
[x] okay.
[ ] Handsome.
[x] bored.
[x] happy.
[ ] bilingual.
[ ] Hawaiian.
[ ] Samoan.
[ ] Filipino.
[ ] Korean.
[x] British.
[x] white.
[ ] black.
[ ] mexican.
[ ] asian.
[x] short.
[ ] tall.
[x] realistic.
[x] sick.
[x] mad.
[x] lazy.
[x] single
[ ] taken.
[x] looking.
[ ] not looking.
[ ] talking to someone.
[ ] IMing someone.
[ ] scared to die
[x] horny.
[x] tired.
[x] sleepy
[x] annoyed.
[x] hungry.
[ ] thirsty.
[ ] on the phone.
[x] in your room.
[ ] drinking something.
[ ] eating something.
[ ] in your pjs.
[x] ticklish.
[x] listening to music.
[ ] a virgin
If I was a profession I'd be: A Veterinarian
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: The Mediterranean Sea
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: Snowball
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: the Tokyo Tower
If I was a store I'd be: The Buckle
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Puma
If I was a bad habit I'd be: smoking
If I was a swear word I'd be: fuck
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: strawberry
If I was a disease I'd be: AIDS (cause once we're friends ill never leave you ! XD)
If I was a board game I'd be: LIFE
If I was a feeling I'd be: Intermitintly Happy
If I was a city I'd be: Amsterdam
If I was a color I'd be: hot pink AND lime green
If I was a celebrity I'd be: MYSELF cause ima be famous one day !
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: CREST
If I was a business I'd be: Microsoft
If I was a currency I'd be: Yen
If I were a month, I'd be: August
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 4:20:00PM
If I were a planet, I'd be: Uranus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: an orca
If I were a direction, I'd be: south west
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A Big Comfy Bed
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Carbonated Schmirnoff Green Apple
If I were a tree, I'd be: Pine
If I were a bird, I'd be: a sparrow
If I were a tool, I'd be: DeWalt scroll saw
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a surprise lilly
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: rain)peaceful or morning) sleet(frustrated) snow)happy and giddy) or hail(pissed the fuck off)
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: my flute
If I were an animal, I'd be: A white Gorilla ! =^.^=
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: tomato
If I were a sound, I'd be: A Crash Symbol
If I were an element, I'd be: Earth
If I were a car, I'd be: a Lamborghini Diablo 
If I were a song, I'd be: ICP-homies
If I were a book, I'd be: Absolute Boyfriend
If I were a food, I'd be: chips and salsa
If I were a material, I'd be: white gold
If I were a taste, I'd be: seductive
If I were a word, I'd be: supercalafragilistickexpeealidocious
If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: waiting
If I were a shape, I'd be a: a half circle
If I were a number, I'd be: 420
If I were a band, I'd be: Ashley Boyd and Company XD
If i were a mythical creature, I'd be: Median

Name: Marshmallow
Personality: Funny, happy and a little clumsy.
Likes: Milk, rolling around and holidays.
Owner: [~*~Dread Pirate Bonnie~*~]

Your shady hat [$30]
your ecko jeans [$65]
your g-unit shirt [$43]
sweatshirt [$75]
your rocawear socks [$21]
your nexi [$100]
your bling bling [$250]
your gucci du-rag [$25]
Realizing that you're white..[Priceless Gift 09]

i remember that sad sad year;_;



"Nothing Gold Can Stay" -Robert Frost (poem)

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

Age: 20Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 27

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 36°12.000'N 95°54.000'W

Place of living: USA-Oklahoma

Town: Tulsa

Known languages

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Favorite URL:

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects

Computer interests
action gamesartchat
emailinformation seekingmusic

hip hopjazznew age

Other interests
board gamesbookscats

Civil status: married

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: big breasted

Height: 157

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