2013-10-30 [windowframe]: I alternate.

2013-10-30 [Viking]: So you sometimes open the wrong end?

2013-10-30 [windowframe]: Whatever end I choose to open is the right end. :P

2013-10-30 [Hedda]: You're damn moneys! I open them in the human way!

2013-10-30 [Avaz]: How on earth do you even open the bottom/wrong side without the handle on the right/correct side??

2013-10-30 [Teufelsweib]: what about like this dude here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKFnkwHt0R4&noredirect=1

2013-10-30 [windowframe]: You pinch them, Avaggle, and they split open: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBJV56WUDng

2013-10-30 [Mortified Penguin]: What if I slice it down the middle lengthwise and take the banana out?

2013-10-30 [Viking]: Mort, I think you might have a future as a surgeon.

2013-10-31 [Teufelsweib]: personally I prefer eating them with the peel

2013-10-31 [Avaz]: Wow, Silbie! That is really fascinating. Now I have to try it.

2013-10-31 [Mortified Penguin]: Or possibly a serial killer! I haven't decided yet.

2013-10-31 [Avaz]: "Dexter: Based on the life of [Mortified Penguin]"

2013-11-01 [Ghost the Hybrid]: B cause it's easier that way

2013-11-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Though, I have been tempted at times to just start up a meth lab or two.

2013-11-01 [Sunrose]: Wow didn't even know about B :O
I shall use this method today and my husband will be amaaaazed!

2013-11-01 [Viking]: I'm amazed at how many of yous open bananas from the wrong end.

2013-11-02 [Teufelsweib]: You have to have something to be unique in, even if its just how you open a banana... Or maybe some cultures just do it wrong?

2013-11-02 [Ghost the Hybrid]: what is the "right" end?

2013-11-03 [Teufelsweib]: the one you're supposed to open the banana from

2013-11-03 [Viking]: B

2013-11-03 [Triola]: I chose E, since you don't have an "I don't eat, and thus don't open, bananas."

2013-11-03 [Teufelsweib]: what if one of your kids come to you with trouble opening their banana?

2013-11-04 [Avaz]: That sounds like a very serious life-dilemma, Vorkje! :D

2013-11-04 [Triola]: If someone has been silly enough to give them a banana, it's their job to open it, not mine!

2013-11-05 [Teufelsweib]: but you should give your child the opportunity to make up their mind themselves about everything; what religion to follow, what sexuality to have, whether they like bananas or not.

2013-11-05 [windowframe]: If they're not smart enough to figure out how to open a banana, then they're not smart enough to make their mind up about whether they like it or not! D:<

2013-11-05 [Avaz]: A+ parenting, right there. XD

2013-11-05 [Teufelsweib]: well, seeing how many people voted b and c apparently plenty of people should have been taught correctly D<

2013-11-05 [Viking]: The correct answer is, of course, "b".

2013-11-05 [Teufelsweib]: b is for Btards, a is for Awesome way to open your banana!

2013-11-05 [windowframe]: C is for Couldn't care less. <_<

2013-11-06 [Mortified Penguin]: D is for Bob's Diner.

2013-11-06 [Teufelsweib]: But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men...concerning bananas.

2013-11-10 [Ghost the Hybrid]: how about cutting the banana in half and then peal it?

2013-11-10 [Viking]: That's crazy talk, [Ghost the Hybrid]!

2013-11-10 [windowframe]: The king David of our time. :P

2013-11-10 [Viking]: King David is a hot dog place where I come from.
http://www.kingdaviddogs.com

2013-11-10 [Viking]: Also, wasn't that Solomon?

2013-11-11 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm pretty sure you're thinking about Jesus.

2013-11-11 [Viking]: Why? I don't need my lawn mowed.

2013-11-11 [Mortified Penguin]: You will when you see his greased up, bronze, bare chest pushing that mower! You'll want your lawn mowed and your garden plowed... hard.

2014-02-11 [Viking]: It's been a while since I checked this. It seems that two-fifths open the banana properly (b) all the time, two-fifths always open from the wrong end (a). One of yous is too silly to understand the banana in the first place, and two of yous sometimes get it right.

Now if I could find a Scientific Journal that would accept my study...