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Christmas Art Competition Winner!

The winner of the Christmas Art Competition is [Friendly with Trolls] with her entry "Friendly With Trolls"!

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Congratulations to her, and thanks to all of the entrants! 

Date: 2012-01-25 02:04:16
News #: 659
Reporter: Nioniel

Elftown Valentine Competitions

Elftown Valentine Competitions

The Elftown Valentine Competitions are now open! These include the

- Valentine Photography Competition
- Valentine Art Competition and the
- Valentine Poetry Competition!

All of the competitions are open until February 15th, so be sure to submit your entries soon! The theme this year is simply "Valentine's Day."

Date: 2012-01-22 03:27:40
News #: 658
Reporter: Nioniel

New EPRM Champion!

[Blaithin] is the latest of our EPRM Champions, for her outstanding wiki Blaithin's Barn Yard Bevy, which she entered into the EPRM Farm Animals Reference session.

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Be sure to check out other ongoing EPRM sessions and to vote in any closed sessions!

Date: 2012-01-02 20:24:18
News #: 657
Reporter: Nioniel

Halloween poetry winner!

The winner of the Halloween Poetry Competition 2011 is [Ravenclaw] with her entry The Wedding! Congratulations to her, and many thanks for all the entrants! 

The Wedding

Gather around children and you will hear
A murderous tale of last Halloween year

It’s a ghastly story, frightening and gay
But that was nothing compared to what the neighbors would say

The tables had been set, decorated and trimmed
But who would ever guess that the killers would be them

The invitations had said: Be there by 6
But no one expected this Halloween trick

The couple were as stunning as brides and grooms go
But no one expected this hell of a show

The ceremony was short yet no less lovely
All the better to end quickly for the guests were all hungry

On the left were the brides maids seated row by row
The groomsmen beside them, their skulls sliced into bowls

The grooms family were gracious, not wanting to be rude
They sat to the right, steaming and barbecued

The bride’s family had been fried and trussed up like catfish
It was hard to choose with which to make a sandwich

The band were diced up and made into stew
Their eyes served with toothpicks but a little rubbery to chew

Of course only the blood could wash all of this down
There was so much flowing you were likely to drown

For desert the flower girls were sinfully good
Sweetened and iced right where they’d stood

Somehow the ring bearer had managed to escape
The caterers went after him, of them there were eight

It had been in all the papers, described word by word
It’s surprising to hear that you’d never heard

Come on out this year, their anniversary will be grand
But bring some spices, no one wants to be served bland

Written by [Ravenclaw]

Date: 2011-12-31 21:41:04
News #: 656
Reporter: iippo
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