TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
NO PUEDO HABLAS CON VATOS. NO PUEDO JUGAR CON SU MIND.... I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU SAY SOMETHING TO OFFEND ME AND YOUR DEAD.
This is me and if you dont like it then that's too freakin bad


adversus solem ne loquitor
(dont speak against the sun)
amantes sunt amentes
(lovers are lunitics)
A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi
(between a rock and a hard place)
Interfice errorem, diligere errantem
(kill the sin, love the sinner)

I cut myself to protect my heart
and direct the pain to a place more real
because unlike my bleeding heart,
my bleeding wrists will eventually heal

*When i first saw you...
i was afraid to -talk- to you*
*When i first talked to you...
i was afraid to -like- you*
*When i first liked you...
i was afraid to -love- you*
*Now that i love you...
I'm afraid to -lose- you

A heart is not a play thing,
A heart is not a toy.
But if you want it broken,
Just give it to a boy.

Boys they like to play with things,
To see what make them run.
But when it comes to kissing,
they just do it for fun.

Boys never give their hearts away,
They just play us girls for fools.
They wait until we give our hearts,
And then they play it cool.

You will wonder where he is at night,
You will wonder if he's true.
One moment you will be happy,
One moment you will be blue.

If you get a chance to see him,
Your heart begins to dance.
Your life revolves around him,
There is nothing like romance.

And then it starts to happen,
You worry day and night.
You see, my friend, you're losing him,
It never turns out right.

Boys are great though immature,
The price you pay is high.
He may seem sweet and gorgeous,
But remember, he's a guy.



OK THE MEXICAN TEST I FALL UNDER ALL OF THESES MAYBE EXEPT 2 OR 3 BUT THE REST HELL YEA!! I DO LOL
If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas....Mexican status!!

If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business, Yes, you're a Mexican
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If you have ever hurt yourself and your mama rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, big time!!!

If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too)
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If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your nina, your wifa, Your old lady, or your vieja, guess what? You're a Mexican.

If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez (Chente), then not only are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican !!

If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si lloras" or "Vas a ver horita que salgamos." Yes, you're definitely a Mexican.

If you grew up scared of someone called La Llorona, or fear the dark because of El CuCuy! Yes - Mexican!

Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing. You're in the Mexican Zone!!!

If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of calling it by its name. Yup! Mexican!

If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or cake as "kay ke". You're a Mexican.

If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger......You might be a Mexican.

If you have some tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to a birth day party at "el parque". You are a Mexican.

If your tias and abuela dress up in their Sunday best with heels and all to go to the "pulga." (AKA the Flea Market) . Then, yes, you are a Mexican.

If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and purple. Mexican.

If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. Yes, you're a Mexican.

If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed "Bicks" into your nostrils and gives you "jugo de sebolla" with sugar, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve your symptoms. You're Mexican.

IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!

You know your laughing your head off. It's all in fun, so don't get all "adoloridos." Just pass it on so another Mexican can laugh too!





1. Smoked a cigarette: Yes
2. Smoked a cigar: yes
3. Snorted coke: no comment
4. Smoked Weed: Um maybe
5. Been high: yes
6. Had sex: unfortunately
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: yes
8. tried to kill someone: yes
9. Tried to kill yourself: no
10. Got in a fist fight: lots of them
11. Lied to your parents: who doesn’t lie to their parents
12. Given someone a bruise: yes
13. Ditched someone: yes
14. Freak danced: hell yea
15. Stole something: yes
16. Cut yourself: at work yea
17. Skipped school: yes
18. Hung up on someone: yes
19. Threw up at school: nope
20. Done someone else's make-up: yes
21. Kissed someone of the same sex: yes
22. Had a burping contest: no
23. Snuck out: yes
24. Been to a school dance: yes
25. Thought your teacher was hot: oh yes he was a FINE MEXICAN TOO
26. Grabbed someones ass? Yes but don’t tell ; P
27. Had your ass grabbed? yes
28. Led someone on? yes
29. Teased someone? Lots
30. Teased someone sexually? lots
31. Said "I Love You" and meant it? Once but it will never happen again!!!
32. Had "I Love You" said to you and meant? Don’t know 
33. Hit on someone of the opposite sex? yea
34. Hit on someone of the same sex? yea
35. Had fun filling this out? Not really
THE 80 QUESTION
1: Name: Miranda Montoya
2: Nickname: Montoya, mo_money, chickita, Mami chula
3: Country of living: USA
4: Birthdate: 10/16/89
5: Eye color: hazel
6: Shoesize: 7 1/2
7: School/work: both
8: You smoke: more times than not
9: Hobby's: chillian with homies, partying, writing and drawing
10: Brothers/Sisters: 7 brothers, 3 sisters 
11: Relationship: not yet but looking
12: Piercing(s): 5
13: Tattoo: not yet
14: Favorite Country to go to: spain
15: Are there people you won't reply to?: yes
16: Nicest person you met this year: cant name one right now
17: Person you'd rather not have met this year: my ex boyfriend.
18: Who do you admire most: my mom
19: Most sexy person: Antonio Bandares
20: Favorite Pajamas(clothes to sleep in): a baggy shirt and boy shorts!
21: Favorite Car: Nissan skyline, or an oldies homie ride
22: Favorite Movie(s): none
23: Favorite City(s): Santa Fe
24: Favorite Plush: don’t know
25: Favorite Cologne: none
26: Favorite Book: horror
27: Favorite sound: you don’t want to know
28: Favorite Writer: Charles Dickison
035: What is under your bed: you don’t want to know
29: Color: blue, white and black
30: Favorite Song ever: dime remix by pitbull
31: Favorite song at this moment: Tu Amor
32: Favorite food: Mexican… damn Mexican food it’s soooo good!!
33: Favorite class in school: Art
34: Favorite drink: Sparks
35: Lucky numbers: 7,13,31and 6
36: What do you think is the greatest thing about yourself: The fact that I can give anyone the best advice and I cant follow the own advice that I give. 
37: Favorite shoes: ethins
38: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: late
39: What word do you use most: that’s gay
40: Would you rather spend your time, inside or outside: inside
41: What do you do in the weekends: party
42: What class in school do/did you dislike most: Math
43: Pets: 2 gatos
45: Laugh or dream: dream
46: Serious or funny: both
47: Fast or slow: live fast die young
48: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: I hate being alone
49: Simple or complicated?: complicated
50: Cremate or Buried when you die: whatever
51: Stay up late or go to bed early: stay up late
52: Light or dark?: dark
53: Speak or Silence: silence
54: Do you like a tall or short guys: doesn’t matter
55: Newspaper or Television: neither
56: Hug or kiss: kiss
58: Happy or Sad: sad
59: Life or Death: death
60: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: what is the meaning of life
61: You believe in reincarnation: yes
62: You believe in Aliens: yea illegal Aliens
63: When you die, what will be your last words?: que mas en mi vida. Te Amo mama lo siento
64: Does true love exist: yea but hard to find
65: How many kids would you like to have: 1-4
66: What is the one thing you can't stand: arrogance, racism
67: Worst feeling in the world: the feeling of not being wanted.
68: What are you afraid of: being alone
69: Are you an emotional person: I don’t know
70: Do you ever cry during a movie: yea
71: Your goal in life: to live life to the fullest
72: Favorite art-artist: fantasy
73: As what animal would you like to be reincarnated as: tiger
74: What is the best part of a guy: Do you really want to ask that
75: Most original place to ask your love to marry you: on the beach
76: What do you think of Elftown: it’s bomb
77: Where did you get this question list: from mexikings house
78: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: write
79: What is your greatest fear: being alone
80: Is there a question you missed in this all: I don’t think sooo