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It continues... Maybe I should get one of those things people keep telling me about... what was it again?... Oh that's right! A life! Nah... who needs THAT!

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Chapter 16 The Wisdom of Yoder

1)Now ...Yoder... was dying. (See Chapter 15)
2)This greatly saddened the Amish, for they loved their leader and high priest, and did not want him to go. But he began to speak, and 'Jebedikial', whose hair was like that of a pink angry porcupine, yelled “Will you all shut the up! He's about to give us his final wisdom!!!”
3)And ...Yoder... spaketh, “Gfndjska vfdjl vdhslsdj, fhdj fis is nfdi.
4)”Fdnsjak vdkjsl djs ksdn vdksla jdk ejk... and njdsna jdsu suai s.
5)”Dsndjkas ianfe odsopvd soa od oansl fodsnf oa mdk ajk.
6)”Ssldsl la lo dsklsldm lpskd sdlkmf
7)”Dsndlks ald fskdls jfdnps aomnfkd osd dlsk lzx vdoisn disndsj idsufiuds vfiodhgiufd sai idusf idsfuisnfi. Fdios iudsn fisnods oisenf idugnds dsoiufn.
8)”Dnfidsn fiso osienf osid soepew oidnf dosndfosl feosen.”
9)And the Amish sat in silent contemplation of his infinite wisdom, all quietly mourning his emminent departure...
10)Then ...Yoder... Sat bolt upright in bed and said
11)”Oh, as an afterthought, I have a son that I hid behind the altar for the last 40 years and fed granola to... apparently there was more left back there. His name is !!!Yoder!!! He'll be your new high priest.”
12)He then promptly died.
13)And the Amish were confused be his strange speech.
...Here ends the reading... Amen!

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2005-07-05 [M_Sinner]: Isn't it great?

2005-08-26 [T_Pop]: ok Sine it was and interesting ending lol... what a way to end the "lost book of the bible" lmao...i must say that it was an interesting book and a lot more entertaning then the rest of the bible lol and beside from the confusing parts that i have stated earlyer it was a... um... really funny book roflmfao... sorry cant type right now laughing to much lmao

2005-08-27 [Wes Foxx]: o.o why does that stop you from typing? using a voice-write mic program?

2005-08-27 [T_Pop]: sorry i dont have one of those lol

2005-08-31 [Urz]: Wonderful, moyers. just what i needed right about now...

2005-09-01 [T_Pop]: lol well i firured out that your not the first person who come up with the book of the amish lol... i forget who exactly made it but i know he still gose to concordia and he sounded really mad that you have "desicreated" it lmao... just thought you should know lol

2005-09-02 [M_Sinner]: I know. And he can kiss my ass. I realize that everything I do in life is desecrating another person's work/life. For instance, I remain an intrusion on the life of people at the Tech Campus. All I can do is accept the constant hatred and learn to revel in it rather than despize it. See my description for explaination, esp. description of psycho-masochist.

2005-09-05 [T_Pop]: ... what??? sorry all of that went right over my head lol... i think it was becouse of the BIG WORDS lmao... anyway a question is what will happon to the amish now??? lol

2005-09-05 [M_Sinner]: Hmmm... well, they're going to try to get the little yoder out, but... it's not going t turn out so well. Lol. He's been feasting on Granola so he is huge and fat. So they're going to have to find a new yoder. Don't know when/how I'm going to get it done.

2005-09-07 [T_Pop]: lol ok well if you need any saggestions then i can try and think of something lol

2005-09-08 [Achrador]: hmmm... fat, huge.... uaghghhh..... nasty... no wonder he dont.. lol.. never mind...

2005-12-21 [Urz]: eww, growdy fat guy!!!

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