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Written by Tanya Wonnacott [Tanzi Took] and Elizabeth Ryder [Gracie]

Scenes 13 and 14

Continued from Scenes 11 and 12




Scene 13

Narrator: Arwen was chased far by the wraiths and had some pretty close calls but made it across the river where the magic of her people could protect her.

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Wraith: GIVE UP THE HALFLING!

Arwen: If you want him come and claim him!

But first, it's my turn!

Narrator: Taking advantage of Frodo's current situation, Arwen decides to rape Frodo, but the son of a bitch came too early.

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Arwen: NO! FRODO! NO DON'T GIVE IN! NOT NOW!

Frodo: Wow, that doesn't usually happen.

Arwen: Yeah yeah!

Frodo: Hey, aren't you like, in love with Strider?

Arwen: Yeah but he doesn't really mind, you know, he shags a few hobbits, I shag a few hobbits.

Frodo: Right, shouldn't we be getting to Rivendell I think I'm about to die.

Arwen: Oh ok, my bad.




Scene 14

Narrator: Arwen and Frodo, arrive at Rivendell unharmed. When Frodo awakes, he finds himself in Elrond Lord of Rivendell's bed; Gandalf was sitting by his side.

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Frodo: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO LAST NIGHT?! WHERE THE HELL AM I?!

Gandalf: You are in the house of Elrond.

Frodo: WHAT THE HELL DID I DO WITH LORD ELROND?! WHY AM I IN HIS BED!! The last thing I remember was shagging that elf chick. I haven't been this confused since I got my head wedged in Sam's lawnmower. What happened Gandalf, why didn't you meet us?

Gandalf: I don't know, I got stoned and, had some cake…..yeah.

Narrator: At that moment Sam's head pops up from under the quilt.

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Frodo: What are you doing?!

Sam: Bless you you're awake!

Gandalf: Sam has hardly left your side! He tried to ass rape you a few times but we managed to restrain him.

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Narrator: Lord Elrond enters the room.

Elrond: What is THAT doing in my bed?! Who put the hobbit in my bed?!

Sam: But Mr Elrond, he was dying!

Elrond: I don't give a shit get it out of my bed! I am Lord Elrond! Do you have any idea who my mother is?! I do not share my bed with hobbits!!

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Narrator: Sam helps Frodo out of the room, and Elrond begins to cry.

Elrond: Damn it Gandalf! You know I have hobbit issues! You know what they did to me when I was a kid!

Gandalf: I know, I know, don't worry Boromir will be here soon, he makes the best cakes.

Narrator: Soon after, Boromir of Gondor rode into Rivendell on his horse

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followed by Legolas Greenleaf, elf prince of Mirkwood…who came speeding in on his brand new Harley.

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Startled, Boromir spun around.

Boromir: Good gracious Legolas shouldn't you be wearing a helmet?!

Legolas: Dude are you crazy do you know how long it took me to get my hair like this?!

Boromir: Well it is lovely!

Legolas: Yes I use…elf gel!

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Narrator: Shortly after, the dwarf Gimli son of Gloin pulled up in his, brand new electric wheelchair sponsored by Kellogg's rice crispies.

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Gimli: Am I too late for the council of Elrond?

Legolas: Dude you've only got one leg!!

Gimli: I had noticed.

Legolas: You should get that looked at!

Boromir: So, who's up for ice-tea?




The journey continues...
Scenes 15 and 16




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