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Welcome to the Academy!



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By [Elegy - gone], for the ET Academy Drawing Contest


The Elftown Academy is a place where ordinary Elftowners volunteered to teach and instruct other Elftowners on certain subjects that can be found in regular schools. Although classes have ended, the classrooms and their materials are still here! Enjoy browsing through lessons made by other Elftowners about Biology, History, Math, and many other subjects.



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Classes


Click here for the full list of classes: ETA Classes


Staff


Managed by the Professors of Tutorials and Lessons.


Joining us


New classes will not be added here, but rather at Tutorials and Lessons.
View the requirements at Tutorials and Lessons Submissions.


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To discuss comments, corrections, suggestions, or questions.



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2004-09-11 [Firenze]: I am very bored almost finished typing up a ton of notes *starts falling asleep*

2004-09-12 [Dragonite]: no it

2004-09-12 [Dragonite]: I didn't mean info tech I meant the word 'it'

2004-09-12 [Tyrana]: Haha ^_^...

2004-09-12 [Tyrana]: *Apparantly is a bit too amused at the simple misunderstanding, notices no one else is laughing...* ^_^ *laughs anyway*

2004-09-12 [Dil*]: ...um lol

2004-09-12 [Tyrana]: Heehee ^_^... Thank you... I don't feel quite as alone anymore... Still a dork, but... hey... some things never change... ^_^

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: i still think the same thing as i said before you are a weirdo

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: *wobble*

2004-09-12 [Threnody]: *wobble*? :-)

2004-09-12 [Threnody]: what's a *whobble* ;-)

2004-09-12 [font]: you know a *wobble* everyone knows what a wobble is - small purple fury critter with 3 legs and lives in the hills of Scotland - also goes by the name of haggis

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: *woot woot wobble*

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: *giggles at [font]*

2004-09-12 [Threnody]: never heard of it :D

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: Me rare..

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: haggis is a horrible food to eat

2004-09-12 [font]: hehe [Sunrose] :P Well maybe you havent heard of it - but it has heard of you, they come into your room at night whilst you're sleeping and they steal eye lashes.... dont know why that is though...

2004-09-12 [Threnody]: eye lashes? well then I guess none of them has ever come to my room because my lashes are still large ;-)

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: Can you see through them or...??

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: Hmm, I haven't seen any...but...since you know they exist [font]...have you? :p

2004-09-12 [font]: errr.... ooh look im needed over in the ETA admin section *Swoooosh* ...

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: and he does a runner so typical

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: guys....pfff....

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: yep they are all the same

2004-09-12 [font]: Well looky hear - talking about me behind my back :P

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: Ha! You were not away...you sneeked up on us..you peeper! Gossip is good for groupbonding ;)

2004-09-12 [font]: ok ok i was hiding behind that corner over yonder sercertly listening :P

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: Hmmff...*pokes [font]*...I'm glad that was all we said ;)

2004-09-12 [font]: hehe :P

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: Hmm...that chuckle makes me think you have something to hide deary!

2004-09-12 [font]: something to hide - me - no never :P

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: O.O!!!

2004-09-12 [Firenze]: yeah you have got something to hide, so spill? lol ^-^

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: haha he really ran this time!

2004-09-12 [font]: *swooooooooosh* *hides*

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: hihihihi! *pokes*

2004-09-12 [font]: Shuush shussh youll uncover my hiding place behind this very thin pillar

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: *whispers* oooh..sorryy... *shouts* eeeey guuys [font]'s over heeere! *points*

2004-09-12 [font]: lol :P 

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: :P

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: Teachers please visit ETA Departmental Staff and check up your status! The professor is asked to keep in check of own teachers, so make sure they also report to you: if they don't you have the power yourself to fire your teachers, change their status and hire replacement ([font] can't do everything, so please help him out!) ^^ PS> Don't forgot that soem are in several categories and you have to check them all!

2004-09-12 [Sunrose]: [font] is such a scaredypants! He ran again!

2004-09-13 [Doormat]: scaredypants? i thought you were an english teacher :D

2004-09-13 [Dil*]: Oh dear.

2004-09-13 [Sunrose]: Hahaha! I am..., I make my own English words...it's a new dialect :P

2004-09-13 [Doormat]: o.0

2004-09-13 [Sunrose]: *wobble*

2004-09-13 [font]: I thought Scaredy-pants was a word :S we have it in Ireldand.... *wobble*

2004-09-13 [Sunrose]: yeah that's what I thought, but I tried to cover myself just in case ;)

2004-09-13 [windowframe]: yup, 'tis a word.

2004-09-13 [Sunrose]: yayayay! Ain't I great?

2004-09-14 [Doormat]: Ill stick to radiation :D

2004-09-14 [Dil*]: eck..i'll stick to my art..thankyouverymuch ;)

2004-09-14 [Sunrose]: *snif* you all have hurt me deeeeply... :'\

2004-09-14 [font]: hehe awwwwwww - Everyone mark there details of at ETA Departmental Staff 

2004-09-14 [Firenze]: Hello

2004-09-14 [dumbledorelittle]: hi

2004-09-14 [Sheona]: Just a note to fellow teachers that Teacher Training is up and running. Be sure to check it out if you're unsure about how to go about teaching. :)

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: ok, *smiles* Hello??

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: elluuuuw! BOO!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: Ello howz u?

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: heya goood! u?

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: I am good, slightly bored though

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: haha, you're always bored..ahw *hugs*

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: thanks for letting me know ^_^ anyways what have u been up to lately

2004-09-19 [font]: OK your God is back!!! hi - heh

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: hey [font], howz u?

2004-09-19 [font]: hey im fine, feel tired, but then im always tired. But enough about me... How are you?

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: *Bows* dear God, will you please answer my prayers?

2004-09-19 [dumbledorelittle]: ???

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: I am ok, and what have you been up to lately?

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: he says he's god doesn't he?

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: yeah and??

2004-09-19 [dumbledorelittle]: o

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: and so, he can answer prayers!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: go and see if he answers your prayers then

2004-09-19 [font]: actually im the * interference noises* God, so really *interference* cant *interference* Being called *interference* run over to ETA Admin

2004-09-19 [font]: *Swooosh*

2004-09-19 [dumbledorelittle]: k

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: guys...gah! every god should be a woman really! ;)

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: and he does it again

2004-09-19 [font]: now all Gods being woman would be silly - maybe they could be in touch with their feminane side a tad more - *hands in God-ship-ness*

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: no it wouldn't we would get a damn sight more done

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: muahaha! don't you underestimate us lil [font]y!

2004-09-19 [font]: [font]y hehe no one is supposed to know my real name!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: so true [Sunrose]

2004-09-19 [Doormat]: [Sunrose]y....that sounds kinda lame ;D

2004-09-19 [font]: mmm what else could we call her that would be silly - oh wait i know i know!!!! how about [Sunrose]!!!! har har :p *the next comments that you will all post will consist of a laugh*

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: lol, how sad are you getting [font]

2004-09-19 [font]: too sad - its tiredness i tell ya

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: alright I will make an exception

2004-09-19 [font]: youd better

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: is that a threat

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: oops...I'm sorry God! I didn't mean to show your identity to the little people! You go [Firenze]! Hihihi! And [font]y needs sleep I think! And then after that think of a name for me that would truely bug me!

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: O.o'

2004-09-19 [font]: lol i shall!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: I agree he needs sleep, [font] go back to bed

2004-09-19 [font]: no no i have a drinking session later - no sleep b4 beer

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: I had my drinking session last night

2004-09-19 [font]: oh yeah so did I :P But im irish - we need to drink to survive

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: well i'm a devonshire dumpling (not literally)

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: Oh yeah, beer is like water over there! ;)

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: oh thanks , but our scrumpy is the best

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: Yeah, they don't have water. Every sink there smells like beer with a reason ;)

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: Ireland or Devon?

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: Does it make any difference? ;) It was meant as a compliment. Quality beer-drinkers. ;)

2004-09-19 [font]: Irish bodies are made of 80% beer - gives us our good looks

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: Har har har!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: hahaha, not true as most Irish drinkers have beer bellies

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: LOL! Touche!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: *bows* thank you, thank you

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: LOL! *cuddles [Firenze]*

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: But beer bellies is something to be proud of!! *strokes his beer belly* I mean, a beer bellie costs about 10.000 euro of beer!!

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: how far are you? ;)

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: About 2500 euro ;)

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: I meant months muahaha!

2004-09-19 [font]: lol thats so true! the size of a mans beer bellie represents his wealth - who needs big houses and fancy cars

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: Oh dear!

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: (I dooo!!)

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: I play a lot of sports so I don't have a beer belly, I work off the calories

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: What a waste of money!! Stop sporting, or drink more!!

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: Sports doesn't always cost money!

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: Only on school teams and I play full-contact rugby for my hometown and I get pissed out of my head on Saturday nights

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: No, what I meant to say was: You waste money because you drink beer in order to develop a beer belly and then you take of the calories by sporting. So you've wasted precious beer-money. ;)

2004-09-19 [font]: *remembers the rugby days* ahhh - Dont drink and do sport!!!! its like an illegal mixture - protect the beer belly! Ban exercise!

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: That makes me think: Why do we still use the euro as currency in Europe. A glass of beer is a much better currency! :p

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: true true, and [font] this is women rugby which is more dangerous

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: And more fun to watch!

2004-09-19 [font]: more dangerous..... thats sexism!! lol The Uk should so introduce the beer instead of pound sterling... mmm pound guiness ^_^

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: ok, if i ever become the Prime minister that will top of my list

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: Guiness? Isn't that the well-known Irish red-beer?

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: *votes for Firenze as Prime Minister*

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: Well got to go, have loads of maths homework to do, see you all later, bye

2004-09-19 [font]: Guiness indeed it is! mmm and then Bushmills whiskey mmm

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: Good luck with math. ;) If you don't succeed in Math, there is always beer...

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: beer and sports yay! >:(

2004-09-19 [Firenze]: yep, well bye

2004-09-19 [Jivo]: Guiness is even famous here in the Netherland. We even have Guiness pubs, which only serve Guiness beer. It is considered that special.

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: we have many beers..

2004-09-19 [font]: mmm it is special its Irelands best export - that and well Guiness really

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: and soon [font] will be passed around too!

2004-09-19 [font]: Well now - nah im for one person only :p no passing the [font]

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: darn....why did u have to spoil the fun?

2004-09-19 [font]: mmm im a spoil sport - the only i sport i partake in - i have to keep my energy for drinking and writing

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: oh well, at least you're God..

2004-09-19 [font]: well the God of *Interference*

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: ah what does a God of Interference do? interfere?

2004-09-19 [font]: haha well yes

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: and then what?

2004-09-19 [font]: and..... *swooosh*

2004-09-19 [Sunrose]: oooooh..the God of interference runs when interfering! makes sense!

2004-09-20 [Dragonite]: uh whats going on?

2004-09-20 [font]: [Sunrose] is causing Havoc

2004-09-20 [Sunrose]: Hey! I was not!

2004-09-20 [font]: Ok ok [Sunrose] You have been warned no more havoc from you!

2004-09-20 [Sunrose]: *meeep*.......why not? :'\ *swoooooosh*

2004-09-20 [font]: Look that's just typical running away :P

2004-09-20 [Sunrose]: *whistles* who me? *points to self*

2004-09-20 [font]: hehe yes you! you are the only troublemaker here

2004-09-20 [Sunrose]: nooooo! I'm like the most sweetest cuddliest lil girl here! *looks innocent...* *blink blink*

2004-09-20 [font]: lol only guilty people say things like that !

2004-09-20 [Sunrose]: Only guilty people can know that!

2004-09-20 [font]: errr *swooosh* ?

2004-09-20 [Sunrose]: Caught you there!! HA!

2004-09-20 [font]: I am the most innocent person there is! honest ^_^

2004-09-20 [Sunrose]: muahaha! don't make me laugh ;)

2004-09-20 [font]: I am ^_^

2004-09-20 [Sunrose]: arrgghh....! Noo...

2004-09-20 [font]: hehe

2004-09-21 [Dragonite]: oh yeah i'm innocent and uh blink blink *me da sweetest little boy dere ever was* COUGH COUGH n-cough-o-cough-t

2004-09-21 [Doormat]: o.0 ?

2004-09-22 [Dragonite]: I never got what this ( o.0 ) meant it looks like a demented face but anyway

2004-09-22 [Doormat]: when one eyebrow goes up...

2004-09-22 [Dragonite]: oh, no wonder I thought it looked demented

2004-09-22 [Sunrose]: O.o'

2004-09-22 [font]: lol

2004-09-22 [Firenze]: Hello??

2004-09-22 [Sunrose]: yoww

2004-09-22 [Firenze]: hey

2004-09-22 [Sir Soapy]: poor Firenze... was beat up by Bane... *loads gun and goes off in search of Bane*

2004-09-22 [Firenze]: don't you start with me just because my username is [Firenze]

2004-09-22 [Sunrose]: bane...firenze?? what??

2004-09-22 [Sir Soapy]: READ HARRY POTTER!!!

2004-09-22 [Sunrose]: I DID! IN DUTCH! DIFFERENT NAMES!

2004-09-22 [Sir Soapy]: OK!!!

2004-09-22 [Firenze]: I do read Harry Potter, but prefer books by authors that aren't that well know, like JK Rowling

2004-09-22 [Sunrose]: does fame make a difference? I just read what I like...no matter how well known

2004-09-22 [Sir Soapy]: aren't well know?! AREN'T WELL KNOW?!!!

2004-09-22 [Firenze]: yes because nearly everyone in the world has read her books in one form or another

2004-09-22 [Sunrose]: [Sir Soapy]: heeeeey! lay of dear ol' [Firenze]! // [Firenze]: So? that actually means her books must be good. It's not about public opinion and wether or not everybody reads. Don't read because they do, but also do not not read it because everybody does. Read it because it's good, or don't read it because it stinks..

2004-09-22 [Sir Soapy]: The Silmarillion stinks... but I continue to read it...

2004-09-22 [Firenze]: thats my point though everyone reads it because its famous world wide and it gets boring after a bit because everyone goes on about it

2004-09-22 [font]: I havent read any Harry Potter books :P but for a reason :P

2004-09-22 [Firenze]: y?

2004-09-22 [Sunrose]: well wether you read it or not, they will still go on about it. better to make descision by yourself and not let them influence you for good or bad. well [Sir Soapy] you might be considered a little crazy ;)

2004-09-22 [Sir Soapy]: *gets out cattle prod* are you sayin' ya hate harry potter?!

2004-09-22 [Sunrose]: I think I read the first 4 books of harry, the fifth I couldn't get through and so I stopped. I loved the Amberseries of Roger Zelazny. I almost never read books twice, but those I did (there are 10). Even wanted to a third time, but the library lost the first part (containing three books)! :S

2004-09-22 [Sir Soapy]: *puts the cattle prod away* crazy? whatever gave you that idea?

2004-09-22 [Sunrose]: LOL!....

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