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Do you like Orcs, or ARE YOU an Orc?
Then help me to write the Legends of the Orcs ("Tynar")
and serve in the Orc-Army , called Wackrömm!
Have you got pictures of an orc, or pictures of yourself (if you are an orc) 
then SHOW US YOUR BLOODY PICTURES!!!
If you are able to draw some orcs or weapons...DRAW THEM!!!




Tynar

- The Legend of the Orcs

Wackrömm

- The Army

Orcs 300

- The Battle (RPG)

Orcart

- Show us your Orc-Art

Orctown Banners

- Put them in your house!







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2006-06-12 [Gwenn*]: We! The banners are so awesome! XD

2006-06-12 [Kitakaze]: Thank you so much! ^_^

2006-06-12 [Nyaah*]: FINALY!!!!!! ORCTOWN!!!!!!!!!!! oh und du brauchst nen banner!

2006-06-12 [Monk of Boom]: hmm... lets crush this elftown! we dont need it anymore!!

2006-06-12 [Kitakaze]: You said that! XD XD XD (i think the same ;) )

2006-06-12 [Monk of Boom]: take slaves! crush their flower walls! rape their women! BUAHAHAHHA

2006-06-12 [Kitakaze]: I like to burn flower-gardens with flamethrowers! Ghahaharrr....!

2006-06-12 [Monk of Boom]: i love the smell of napalm in the mornings!

2006-06-12 [Kitakaze]: HARHARHAR! Yes me too! and i like the smell of cadavers in the night! I gotta sleep now my friends!

2006-06-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: hmmm

2006-06-13 [Kitakaze]: Hello, my friend! What are you doing here? Do u wanna talk a little bit with us?

2006-06-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: sure, and i got an invite so i figure i'd take a spin around and see what it's like

2006-06-13 [Kitakaze]: Yay! Thats a good thing. And do u like our wiki?

2006-06-13 [Shooting Star Shadow]: so far it is very interesting

2006-06-13 [Kitakaze]: Nice to hear that! I'm searchin creatures which help me with my "Orc-Legend-Book" Tynar! Everyone is welcome!

2006-06-13 [Monk of Boom]: neverending story

2006-07-04 [Kharn]: this, is , so cool.

2006-07-04 [Kitakaze]: Muhahha! Yeahr..! We Orcs needed it!

2006-07-12 [Linn Scarlett]: *looks around the orc town, covered in green smink, hoping to not be picked out as an outsider*

2006-07-13 [Monk of Boom]: *drunken orc staggers towards you singing "oppi fjellet" very badly and swings his hand to you as a greeting while carrying huge tankard in other hand*

2006-08-11 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Hey all fellow Orcs, i'm joining up here, but I was wondering if any of you'd like to help out wit' my new RPG Orcs Forever - Mainly, I need good players.

2006-09-01 [Kitakaze]: We have to destroy everything! Build the slingshots!
And if i say EVERYTHING! I MEAN

EVERYTHING!

2006-09-01 [Monk of Boom]: not women? plz...

2006-09-01 [Sauron]: I like the destroying part! >:)

2006-09-01 [Kitakaze]: Yes sauron, the countdown is over! Help us, destroying the whole world and the gallaxy. Now our time, the time of the ORCS, is come....
oh damn..my english sucks...i'm drunken...
LET'S DESTROY MY BROTHERS! *pukes in the next corner*

2006-09-02 [Sauron]: Your english is good enough for me, all I need to understand is DESTROY! Our time has come and theirs is...OVER!

2006-09-02 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Wait, do you guys mean destroy everything - including Elftown? What is your opinions of the guards, the mayor, and the goverment here?

2006-09-04 [Kitakaze]: O_o... if we REALLY want to destroy ET we never would talk about that in an OPEN WIKI! Do u think we are dumb-asses?
But the most important poin of the whole topic is "DESTRUCTION!"

2006-09-04 [Gwenn*]: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah! XD

2006-09-04 [EmeraldGrizzly]: No I do not think you are, but you'd be surprised at how many people actually 'ave talked 'bout it in an open wiki. Nah, I was making sure this place was on the level is all, and yes, destruction... what a beautiful term. I prefer "Oblivion" however. I move to create a page where all of our equipment, troops, etc can be logged and recorded. Hell, I'll gladly make the page and maintain it. I'm on here 1- 4 times everyday, and, i'll find other Orcs and try and recruit em'. If you need any proof I can do what I say, check out Godzilla Forever Shrine. See, i'm proud to be an orc, and if you wish, I can give this entire place an overhaul, free of charge :)

2006-09-05 [Kitakaze]: Recrute some soldiers, that would be nice.
but i'll do an overhaul, if there are more soldiers.
Ok, Lord of Oblivion, go and GET them!
GRAAW!!!

2006-09-05 [Monk of Boom]: *growls*

"red is the colour of virgin blood so pure
for this mind's fire there's only one sure cure
thirst for maid's liquid of life
can be stopped by following act
take your sharpest dagger or knife
open her veins to drink her blood
take your sharpest dagger or knife
open her veins to drink her blood

to help your thirst;
virgin will be slain
spill her blood
make her suffer

slay, stab, impale and kill
execute your deepest will
slay, stab, impale and kill
kill, kill, kill, kill

virgin blood spiller
the most evil sinner
virgin blood spiller
slayer by my own nature

slay, stab, impale and kill
execute your deepest will
slay, stab, impale and kill
kill, kill, kill, kill

ritualistic slaughter
cutting her veins, making to bleed
slaying an innocent daughter
kill her to drink before it's too late

slay, stab, impale and kill
execute your deepest will
slay, stab, impale and kill
kill, kill, kill, kill

virgin blood spiller
the most evil sinner
virgin blood spiller
slayer by my own nature

slay, stab, impale and kill
execute your deepest will
slay, stab, impale and kill
kill, kill, kill, kill, kill!"

2006-09-05 [Kitakaze]: Made you this text?

2006-09-05 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Is that Finntroll up there? Sounds like it, could be wrong RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*Runs off to recruit*

2006-09-07 [Monk of Boom]: Barathrum - Virgin Blood Spiller

2006-09-07 [EmeraldGrizzly]: pimp :)

2006-09-07 [Monk of Boom]: POOR guess

2006-09-07 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Exscuse me, unfortunatly, other than Rammstein and Finntroll I know of no bands on that side of the Atlantic ocean :)

2006-09-11 [Monk of Boom]: POOR being o.O

2006-09-11 [EmeraldGrizzly]: POOR comeback :)

2006-09-12 [Kitakaze]: POOR Chat! ;)

2006-09-12 [EmeraldGrizzly]: This is true.

2006-11-08 [H3_six]: ??? I Don't know how I got to this page. Oh well nm that, Hello and ORCS RULE. They get to smash things. ^_^

2006-12-30 [Sauron]: Hey, why wont we use Mirdautas Vras (by Summoning) as the wiki's theme song? :P

2006-12-31 [Monk of Boom]: fucking good song!!

2007-01-01 [Kitakaze]: Haty new year!!! Mead (in german: Met) for free!!!

2007-01-01 [Sauron]: A year or conquest and destruction for everyone!

2007-01-04 [Wulf Skjaldr]: No seriously, that's a poor existence...

2007-01-04 [Sauron]: Poor but fun?

2007-01-04 [Kitakaze]: It IS fun!
Höhöhöh! Marten what are you doing here if you don't like mead and elf-corpses? Hööhöh!

2007-01-04 [Sauron]: That's actually a very good question...give us answers or give us your head, choose now! :P

2007-01-04 [Wulf Skjaldr]: I love mead and elf corpses. >:D

The "poor existence comment" was in reference to only having heard of Rammstein and Finntroll. I'd die without my Moonsorrow and Einherjer, and Tyr, and, well all of them. Of course, Finntroll kicks ass, but, neeed Moonsorrow... *shakes from withdrawls after no discman to blast his Moonsorrow CD during commute*

2007-01-04 [Wulf Skjaldr]: Speaking of mead, man, new years night... damn, we drank a lot...

2007-01-05 [Monk of Boom]: i have just homewine...

2007-01-08 [Nyaah*]:

OH THAT BANNER!! I LOOOOOVE IT!! ITS PERFECT!!! ITSW AMAZING I CANT STOPP LAUGHING HAHAHAH

2007-01-08 [Monk of Boom]: "cold women & warm beer" ;)

2007-01-08 [Wulf Skjaldr]: Ahhhhh!!! *laughs madly*

2007-01-08 [Kitakaze]: There's a new banner in the Orctown Banners Wiki, too.
"cold women and warm beer"?... i'm too stupid... <img:44166_1164218111.gif>

2007-01-08 [Wulf Skjaldr]: Cold women = bad, warm beer = bad

Hot women and cold beer = good

2007-01-08 [Kitakaze]: Okay! <img:44166_1164145101.gif>
What do you think about the new banner?

2007-01-08 [EmeraldGrizzly]: *bows to whoever made the new banner*

2007-01-08 [Kitakaze]: I made the banner XD

2007-01-08 [Wulf Skjaldr]: What did I think about it? Is that what you were asking?

2007-01-08 [Kitakaze]: Look above...i think...yes?

2007-01-08 [Wulf Skjaldr]: Piss off, I've had enough insults tonight.

2007-01-08 [Kitakaze]: Shut the f*ck up!
You're getting on my nerves man!
Whats your problem?
It's not my problem that you're too stupid to answer!

2007-01-08 [Kitakaze]: Apologize or never come back!

2007-01-08 [Wulf Skjaldr]: orry, you're right, my prblems are my own, and I have no cause to bring them to you. Nice banner

2007-01-08 [Kitakaze]: Thanks man...
calm down and you're everytime welcome here.
I'm sorry that your father is dying and so on.

Good night.

2007-01-09 [Coffeecontrolsme]: Ok everybody, lets see all your best ork drawings!
Also any real handmade orky weaponry. (i think i have the monopoly on that one rahaha)

2007-01-09 [Monk of Boom]: handmade nuclear weapons!!

2007-01-09 [Sunrose]: I added 3 keywords to the wiki, then Google can find it too :)

2007-01-09 [Kitakaze]: THANK YOU VERY MUCH SUNDROSE!!!
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Hahahah!Sorry Monk of boom, but I deleted your comment is that ok?
I don't want to get trouble with the guards ;)

2007-01-09 [Sunrose]: You're welcome!
I already saw what he wrote, it's not like I care :P

2007-01-10 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Yes, thank you Sunny. So, when shall the war begin or do we need to locate some willing Elf Fighters first? This could end up being a giant Orc Amry VS. Elf Army RPG War if we try hard enough, i'm even willing to help set it up :)

2007-01-10 [Monk of Boom]: XD hahah...

2007-01-10 [Kitakaze]: Hahahh! OK Monk of Boom, write what you want <img:stuff/mood5-gif.gif>

@ ALL:

I must admit that got less experiences with RPGs.
Therefore I can't set it up.
Is there a volunteer who sets it up?
Of course I'll help with all my power:
making banner-, char-, weapon-graphics and so on...whatever I can do.
[Who wants to lead the organisation of the RPG War?]
But please just reliably people!

2007-01-10 [Coffeecontrolsme]: I will take this burden. And raise a mighty horde to march against the elven pride parade!

2007-01-10 [Kitakaze]: Have you got RPG experiences?

2007-01-10 [Coffeecontrolsme]: look at how ugly this ugly one eyebrowed elf is. shed be hot for ork [Taunorel] ONE EYEBROW

2007-01-10 [Gwenn*]: Who made the orc and the faery? I find this drawing soo funny ^^

2007-01-10 [Kitakaze]: I made it! <img:44166_1164145171.gif>
Thanks G.!!!

2007-01-10 [EmeraldGrizzly]: If ccm can't I will or if ccm needs help I can help. I created Godzilla Forever Shrine; succesful in it's first two seasons, slower on the third. I'm a steady member of The Forest of Darkness, Dragons of the Flame, and Hogwarts Castle. My main character which will soon be introduced into the world of books once me and my friend's book series starts being publish through infinitypublishing. Already got copyrights for him and the others below through the Library of Congress, cost 30 bucks, but was worth it - Logan-san, The Green Man, Titanos "Devil" San.

2007-01-10 [Kitakaze]: Ask him, i don't care who makes it. The main thing is, that it WILL BE MADE!

2007-01-10 [pajero]: ohh its a wondeful picture
l wish l could draw something
but l cant
and l have no idea about ork
l have no enough culture, all l did was playing playstation in my life
so sorry for not helping u about orks,

2007-01-10 [Kitakaze]: no problem...i played playstation, nintendo and computer games too my whole live but i've drawn as well. ;)
thanks for the compliment pal!

2007-01-10 [~Lady Morgana~]: This drawing is awesome Chris! :D :D :D

2007-01-10 [applebutter]: i dont what ork is

2007-01-10 [Kitakaze]: Thanks Morgana!!! ^_^

butterfly...orks are green, evil, stupid, big creatures like the green guy above ;)

2007-01-11 [EmeraldGrizzly]: I know, didn't I post a comment here asking him?

2007-01-11 [Monk of Boom]: btw, orcs are uglier than that there XD

2007-01-11 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Well of couse we are.

2007-01-12 [Coffeecontrolsme]: Ok my attempt to raise a horde, has resulted in me being warned by the guards to STOP SPAMMING MEMBERS WITH "JOIN THE HORDE OR I'LL KILL YOU!"

2007-01-12 [Coffeecontrolsme]: Strajerul Doom-El you feel free to create

2007-01-12 [Coffeecontrolsme]: Chris, can you keep that ork banner up for a while. When i need a laugh i come look at it, and then an animation of it plays in my head WHOMP! no more elf. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! and the arm twitches, and the blooood I LOVE IT

2007-01-12 [Kitakaze]: Of course I'll keep it up.

2007-01-12 [EmeraldGrizzly]: I think I see were you may 'ave gone wrong CCM, don't worry, give me a week and it'll be up everyone... ;)

2007-01-12 [Sauron]: Errr...just saw the drawing, its great! :)
I might be nice if you draw how it looks after the hit as well ;)

2007-01-12 [EmeraldGrizzly]: XD Great idea!

2007-01-13 [Monk of Boom]: drink booze my friends, it helps ;)

2007-01-14 [Wulf Skjaldr]: Way more booze, way more. :D

2007-01-18 [Kitakaze]: Hhehe! Sauron,
but I'll just send it as a private message too you.
It's way too BRUTÄL to put it on this wiki <img:stuff/hall_gif.gif>

2007-01-18 [Wulf Skjaldr]: Well send me one to then.

2007-01-18 [Kitakaze]: i just gotta make a caricature about our Federal Employment Office <img:stuff/Br23-gif.gif>

2007-01-18 [Wulf Skjaldr]: Heheheheh...

2007-01-19 [Coffeecontrolsme]: Wooo crazy!

2007-01-19 [Sauron]: [Kitakaze], send it private, send it through fax, you can take over channel 22 and broadcast it there if you want, but I'm dying to see how it'll look like!

2007-01-19 [Wulf Skjaldr]: *chants* Blood, blood, blood

2007-01-19 [Coffeecontrolsme]: Ugh i feel orcish today man i tell ya. I went to this retarded job fair. It was really hectic.

2007-01-19 [Coffeecontrolsme]: very stressing day today.

2007-01-19 [Wulf Skjaldr]: Sorry to hear that CCM. Get a hammer and beat the hell out of something nonbreakable, like a tire.

2007-01-20 [Monk of Boom]: feelings sucks!

2007-01-20 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Everyone, the page is nearly ready, will 'ave it finished by Sunday. I've put alot into it so I hope you like it! Orcs are f***ing rad!

2007-01-20 [Kitakaze]: Great Doom-El!!! I'm looking forward to it.

2007-01-21 [Coffeecontrolsme]: ya, feelings suck thats why i do the manly thing and bottle them up. then punch a random black guy in the face. Just cause.

2007-01-21 [Monk of Boom]: np. Amorphis - The smoke

2007-01-21 [Coffeecontrolsme]: hey....guys!
lets make with orc drawings already. chop chop! poor kitakaze and me are the only ones to draw orcs. I want to see more drawings. *shakes a green fist*

2007-01-21 [Monk of Boom]: *shakes back* u dont really want that i draw something!

2007-01-21 [Coffeecontrolsme]: You gotta draw man.

2007-01-21 [Monk of Boom]: i wished some skills from santa but he must forgotted... =/

2007-01-22 [Wulf Skjaldr]: damn it, if I draw with this much vodka in me, it will look consideravble shite, that's ture

2007-01-22 [Monk of Boom]: drinking is good for ur mind ^^

2007-01-23 [EmeraldGrizzly]: I am a Santa-er, the Santa.

2007-01-23 [Coffeecontrolsme]: your mind AND LIVER!

2007-01-24 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Alright everyone - Orcs 300! Please read everything before starting up.

2007-01-24 [Kitakaze]: Really great! I added it to the main menu above

2007-01-24 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Thanks kitakaze, I want all to know that this RPG is gonna be ruthless and brutal, please be violent and gorey when it comes to RPGin' in Orcs 300.

2007-01-30 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Attetion, the Offical ORCTOWN RPG Orcs 300 will offically be able to begin in less than 4 days! Sign up soon and get the good ranks!

2007-07-24 [Killopkie]: Dead wiki..?

2007-07-26 [Kitakaze]: Hmmm...:(
nobody is interrested.
It's not that big, i hoped.

2007-07-26 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Yeah, the RPG is the same way, damn...

2007-07-26 [Sauron]: Commercializing?

2007-07-28 [Kitakaze]: that would be cool! ^_^

2007-07-28 [Sauron]: Good, so we need to find a way to commercialize the wiki+the rp...how????

2007-07-31 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Advertise of the side of Funyuns and Mountain Dew?

2007-08-01 [Killopkie]: Are all orcs villans? Because I am most certainly a villan.

2007-08-02 [Gwenn*]: Couldn't we nominate Orctown to wiki awards?

2007-08-03 [Kitakaze]: omg...we just need advertisings...
but noone advertises it. :(

2007-08-04 [Gwenn*]: How do you want advertize?

2007-08-04 [Kitakaze]: that was perfect hun!

2007-08-08 [EmeraldGrizzly]: I like that, nominate it!

2007-08-09 [Kitakaze]: nominate? for wut?

2007-08-10 [Gwenn*]: For wiki awards ;)

2007-08-14 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Yeap!

2007-08-16 [Kitakaze]: hmmm...and when we'll nominate it?

2007-08-16 [EmeraldGrizzly]: To recite Jack Skellington "Immediatly!"

2007-08-17 [Sauron]: What are you waiting for? NOMINATE!

2007-08-17 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Never nominated before, but what the f*** ever.

2007-08-17 [Kitakaze]: OMG WHERE CAN I NOMINATE IT!!!!??? <img:44166_1164557382.gif>

2007-08-18 [EmeraldGrizzly]: wiki nominations ! - too late! Haha!

2007-08-18 [Kitakaze]: Wow! Wonderful description mate!
Really cool! You're a good soldier! Harr!

2007-08-18 [Sauron]: Now he should start a rampage on the other nominated wikis ;)

2007-08-21 [EmeraldGrizzly]: *Bows, stops upon Sauron's suggestion, grabs Trolllhammer and heads off* Nah, I kid. Anytime guys, I love this wiki!

2007-08-21 [Sauron]: Come on, you know you want to...lets grab something heavy and turn them into remains!!

2007-08-21 [Kitakaze]: Oh dear...I havent got time these days...i moved to berlin, and nyaah is here, so we'll be together the next days, because she'll drive home to flensburg soon.

2007-08-21 [Sauron]: Oh, that's ok, we'll leave you some victims for when you return. ;)

2007-08-23 [EmeraldGrizzly]: *eats on some remains* We were supposed to leave some? *munch*

2007-08-24 [Kitakaze]: YAY! "Ich bin ein Berliner!"  I am a habitant of berlin!
Well, I'm living here, and I havent got much money, good times XD

2007-08-25 [Monk of Boom]: achtung!

2007-08-26 [Gwenn*]: Wunderbar ^^

2007-09-07 [Kitakaze]: "Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänswitwenversicherungspolice" <-- one german word ;)

2007-09-07 [Monk of Boom]: germans are weird..

2007-09-07 [Kitakaze]: Yes we are :P

2007-09-07 [Gwenn*]: I adooooooooooore this word XD Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänswitwenversicherungspolice...
Even if it's always difficult to place it in a talk XD

2007-09-10 [EmeraldGrizzly]: What does the word mean though?

2007-09-11 [Monk of Boom]: i bet that thats have something to d with porn..

2007-09-11 [Kitakaze]: Donau = a river in germany; Dampfschiff= steamboat; Kapitän= captain; Witwen = widows; Versicherungspolice= certificate of insurance....yes it's a very sexual word ;D

2007-09-11 [Gwenn*]: lmao XD

2007-09-11 [EmeraldGrizzly]: a river in germany steamboat widows certificate of insurance <- how is all that a word? :!

2007-09-12 [Kitakaze]: Donau is the name of the river. The whole word in english: Donausteamboatnavigationscaptainswidowsinsurancepolicy 
It's ONE word in german and 5-7 in english :P

2007-09-14 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Ah, got it. Me Grimlock understand! *tries to shove a square through a circle*

2007-09-30 [Wulf Skjaldr]: I should visit more often xD

2007-10-02 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Yes, you should *eyes you over, licks lips* You know, 'ave I ever introduced you to the fire pit? XD

2007-10-02 [Wulf Skjaldr]: *hefts his axe* No, have I ever introduced you to my friend Axe? :D

2007-10-04 [Kitakaze]: No cannibalsim my friends! There are enough elves to eat <img:stuff/hall_gif.gif>

2007-10-05 [Wulf Skjaldr]: *roars* Elves???

2007-10-05 [Kitakaze]: Elftown is full of elves!!!

2007-10-05 [Sauron]: Of course! *snaps finger* So that's why its called ELFtown! *snaps someone else's finger* How could we miss it? :O

2007-10-05 [Wulf Skjaldr]: But we are in Orctown, we need to go on a raid... for... groceries. XD

2007-10-09 [EmeraldGrizzly]: *pets axe* yes we're aquainted *whispers to axe *tonight again... oh don't worry i'll bring protec-Oh, hi *grabs hammer, runs after some squealing elves*

2010-08-30 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Wow I was that last person to comment here so long ago... were are all my Orc brothers?

2010-08-30 [Sauron]: I think we are the last survivers..I think the rest are dead! all dead and fallen to dust!

2010-09-09 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Then Sauron... we shall rebuild, reforge, rearm... reobliviate!

2010-09-23 [Kitakaze]: I'm not dead...but the state is almost the same...i've got a full-time job...no life...no time

2010-11-15 [EmeraldGrizzly]: I've got 2 part-times and I live in a place where I can only get on the net about for 2 hours four times a month... yep!

2010-11-20 [Sauron]: Orcs that WORK for money rather than pillage, loot and destroy...we suck :P

2010-11-24 [EmeraldGrizzly]: *sighs* Yeah, we suck big time.

2011-12-26 [Wulf Skjaldr]: *yawns* I have had a nap.

2014-07-16 [Stephen]: This wikipage has been removed from the Featured Wiki - Wiki Nominations page due to being rather inactive.

If this was done in error, please feel free to leave a comment on the Wiki nominations informing us of our error.

Thanks for your understanding!

- The Featured Wiki Bosses

2014-07-21 [EmeraldGrizzly]: Nope, not many of us are here

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