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The Sith Lords


"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."

[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

The Sith Lords

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

The Sith Lords

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane

Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera

Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!

Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [PredatorX]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!


[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos


[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar



<URL:> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)

Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]

Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.



How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.


Fun or Interesting Links

<URL:> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
(3.) <URL:>  Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
<URL:> - Why you should beware of Wookies
<URL:> - Vader is teh awsum
<URL:> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
<URL:> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O  ROCK AND ROLL!
<URL:> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
<URL:> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil

This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [PredatorX]

<URL:;q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome


[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]

DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).


More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!

By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)

By [Skydancer]

By [Sir. Robert]

By [TheRogue]

By [Ocean Soul]

By [spincrus]

(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
(Oh, and here's the house-friendly version due to transparency issues: <img:>)

by [TheRogue]


Image drawn by [travs the bean] and used with his permission

A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**

Pred versus Sunny- [PredatorX] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.


See also The Jedi Council

See also The Sith Brotherhood

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2011-07-13 [Calico Tiger]: I think my apprentice took off to eat ewoks.... Damned wayward apprentices...

2011-07-13 [Lerune]: Good times, Pauly, good times... XD

2011-07-14 [Paul Doyle]: Yes! I'm thinking maybe we could satisfy both the *coughcough* Serious Star Wars Nerds and those of us who'll take any concept and have fun with it , if need be. Why not have both a "serious" Sith lords thing that would require actual SW sentient species as Sith Lords, as well as the fun crazy mayhem where anything goes (that's the one that would have Sith Moogles, Pauly the Anthro-Dragon as a Sith Lord, electrostaitc llamas and so forth). I'm sure we could come up with a canonical solution to the "there can only be two Sith Lords" problem (Lesser-powered Sith Acolytes and Sith Witches, perhaps?) and stay in canon. I like to think we (the people) are a fairly talented bunch who could whip up something a hell of a lot better, storywise, than the first two prequels.

(Though I will admit a comic bunch of noncanon Siths sitting around bullshitting and having a few laughs at some peons' expense is more compelling and a heck of a lot less pretentious!)

Jedi are predictable and boring. Let's make the most of a dual reboot (a "serious" page and a "funny" page) . . . that is, if anyone else is interested?

2011-07-14 [Calico Tiger]: That bullcrap of "there can only be two sith lords" is something Yoda and them came up with (or the more recent sith lords). For thousands of years there were far more sith lords than that at once. You have to take in the whole history, not just Luke's :D

My view on it is that the "current" jedi were given false information to make them breathe easily that there were only two sith as opposed to a bunch so that they wouldn't try more actively hunting them down for being a bigger threat.

2011-07-14 [Lord Josmar]: Darth Bane came up with the rule of two, not Yoda.

2011-07-15 [Paul Doyle]: Star Wars "canon" is damn infuriating at times, mostly because of the usual movie-to-movie inconsistencies (classic trilogy versus prequels, such as Obi-Wan not remembering the droids) and also because of the fact most people simply don't have time to read all of those books . . . fire a cannon at the canon, try to make sense of it all, and do whatever feels best?

I sense a Sith plot to hunt down and torture George Lucas for all these inconsistencies is in order, somewhere along the line of this: ("George Lucas Strikes Back" trailer)

2011-07-15 [Calico Tiger]: You know what another "canon" problem is? Noone would be permitted to make their own character. Afterall, they're not in the story. They're not "canon". And it's entirely boring to play someone else's premade character.

2011-07-17 [Trennas]: *pokes head around* wow, this place still alive? We actually have COMMENTS? O.O

2011-07-17 [-Orion-]: That sounds way too unbelievable to be true.... รณ_O

2011-07-17 [Trennas]: Indeed, it does!

2011-07-17 [Paul Doyle]: I was thinking of the "canon" (whatever that is) that would appeal to future quality ET newbies who happen to be hardcore Wookiepedia-thumping Star wars geeks. As for the rest of us? We could have our own place to do whatever the hell we want to. More fun for us, since going in-character as established characters is terribly boring in the end. After all, you can't make quick-moving (Sith-Riverdancing?) Darth Maul stop what he's doing and through the Force do the Safety Dance . . . because he is being challenged by the original Dazzler (disco-era) from Marvel Comics/Casablanca Records.

My point? Concede some stultifying canonical tedium to the hardcore George Lucas-worshiping people, but keep the lion's share of the time and energy for us, for whatever we'd like to do, canon or Ion Cannon or whatever else there may be. One restrictive by-the-book place for them, an evil fun zone of endless opportunities for the rest of us :3

2011-07-17 [Calico Tiger]: If new people who aren't here might want to some day do some hard core canon roleplaying, then why not let them create their own wiki page? :) It's not like we hold the copyrights to sith wiki pages, hehe.

2011-07-17 [Calico Tiger]: And, as a matter of fact, there's at least one other sith lords wiki page. Sith Lords is one, but I can't recall the other one that had more content than that one...

2011-07-17 [Paul Doyle]: maybe we could promote both of 'em then. no poopypants to spoil our fun! >:-D

(Though Darth Maul fighting Dazzler in a disco dancefest while the rest of us watch and comment, might be a bit too dorky even by my standards . .. :P)

2011-07-18 [Trennas]: I'm inclined to agree with you on that :p

2011-07-25 [Jewl]: Knights of the Old Republic??

2011-07-25 [Calico Tiger]: It took them so long to finally get that thing ready for public consumption, that I no longer have time to play the game >_< I have to wait till my baby is older x) But I'd totally play a Mandalorian Sith (and a bounty hunter).

And w00t for getting to add both Mandalorian and Sith to my Firefox dictionary >:D

2011-08-02 [Jewl]: hahaha!!

2011-09-04 [Darth Jacein]: down for the dual reboot idea..

2011-09-04 [Paul Doyle]: I'm up up for lowering George Lucas into the Sarlacc Pit for screwing with the original trilogy again. Or to quote Darth Vader in the new Blu-Ray Luke-zapping scene: "No . . . NOOO!!!"

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