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The Sith Lords

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."

[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera

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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!

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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar

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http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]

Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links

<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/> Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.)
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
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<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
(11.)
<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil

This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome

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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]

DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).

More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!

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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)

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By [Skydancer]

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By [Sir. Robert]

By [TheRogue]

By [Ocean Soul]

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By [spincrus]
(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]

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Image drawn by [travs the bean] and used with his permission

A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**

**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.

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See also The Jedi Council

See also The Sith Brotherhood

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: I do believe I am the former. Now, what is it that we need to... talk about?
Wait a sec... the bullwhip again? Where's your sense of originality?

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: psssh! no talking! we want bloodshed! *munches popcorn:p*

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: could somebody please chain him to the wall?

2006-09-03 [The Dizzy Raven]: *Illatris darkly laughed* How interesting...

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Forget the small talk. -gives one of his lightsabers to predator and then turns to trennas -to make it a little bit intresting.

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: that I could start playing with this... *caresses her whip lovingly*

2006-09-03 [The Dizzy Raven]: *nods to Darth Rain and grins with her eyes glared* Perfect idea, Rain...

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: *force chains Predator to the wall with one arm:p*

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: *Force zapps Trenn in the groin*

2006-09-03 [The Dizzy Raven]: *grins as the darkness shadows her upper face underneath the hood of her cloak*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Chop the damn arm or something!

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: 2 bucks on trennas!

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: okay, lets start then. *slashes her whip once just for to get used to it*

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Give me that *force steals the whip* Oooohhhh, Treeeennnnas! Come 'ere, blast you!

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Stop using the force! No blood, no fun!

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: so it is. *takes out another of her lightsabers*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Now that is what I am talking about...

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: No force? *catches Min's arm with the whip, then throws her into Trennas* Been watchin' Zorro lately :p

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: ready or not, predator, I'm coming now. *attacks him with her incredible speed*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Maybe you could use this... -throws a cluster grenede at predators hands and moves behind the bar and barthender to avoid the blood marks all over himself. - Just pull the pin and throw it anywhere... -smiles morbidly

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: *dodges like a pixie* Olé! *kick*

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: hey, no cheating!

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: *steals back her whip*

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: *click* Jumpin Jupiter... *throws the grenade and dodges behind a table* Rain... was that a *boom* nevermind!

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -rubs a barthenders limbs of his face- Yap...

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: cheater. *jumps further and shields herself*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Cheater!? Who do you call cheater!? - angry face, he activates his two lightsabers and take a battle stance-

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: That'll teach you to use a whip against me...

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: *takes out the other of her lightsabers and activates them* if you wish to fight me, wait for your turn. I have to kill that another cheater right now.

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Damnit, bow down before your maker! *an evil aura surrounds him*

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: *snorts*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Oh, really? Predator, dont chop her both legs of! Leave something for me, will ya?

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: ACK!! Don't be hacking up fellow Siths, we need all of them we can muster!

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: this is when the master is needed the most. treeeeeeeennaaaas, I need some heeeeeeelp!

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: We will worry about the details later... Stand back Lothuriel or I will make you shorter for your head!

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: I wasn't going to hack her... much. But discipline needs to be taught.
Now... go to your room!

Hey, Rain... mess with Loth and you mess with me. Thought I'd let you know.

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: who? me?

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Hahahahah! Mindreill, you gonna listen to this? What's the matter? Chicken...

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: *forcestrangles rain*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Damn...I will let her live...But she should chose her words more cerafully when she is in company of a trigger happy me...
Sorry loth...

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -cough- cough- Predator...Help, if you dont mind... -cough-

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: If you killed me, my master would kill you.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Who, trennas?

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: yep.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: No, he wont. He wont mind if you dont have a head...It is all the same to him

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: say it to him. *tightens her forcegrip*

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: *sits back sipping on his tea* You wrought it upon yourself, Rain... you deal with it. *ridiculously evil grin*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: You will see...When he comes back. -removes barthenders severed arm of some bottle and takes a healthy sip- So, someone going to kill someone or is it back to drinks?

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: don't forget, predator, we haven't talked yet.

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Excuse me but, it isn't wise to threaten a Sith Lord. I have smited much more powerful than the likes of you. Lord [Trennas] was mine, remember that!

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -hands a bottle to Loth- You look cute when you are angry. -his morbid smile covers his face and it is enough to make someone sick-

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: I don't want to fight you, milady. it is just those two.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -spins his lightsaber in his hand- Coward...

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Min... that's Lord Predator to you.

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: *kicks predator's balls*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Yes! Teach her a leasson about being polite...

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: maybe I'm really screwed now, but whatever...

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -looks at the predator- Now, I felt that too... -smiles-

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: you want your own kick as well?

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Let her slip outta my sight for just one day.. *sighs dramatically*

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: don't interfere, big sister.

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: You want that leg chopped off, Min? *slash* Sorry, was that a no?

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: *avoids the slash*

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Don't call me your sister, Min. Not when you're acting disrespectful towards those who are for one, older and for two, more powerful than you are. It's nothing but stupid and childish.

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Ah, young apprentice, you have much to learn. Much to learn indeed.

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: oh, thankyou... it was our master's order to kick their ass.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Playing with his lightsaber hilt and heavilly drinking from some strange bottle. -Good...The fun is back...

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: but if I'm supposed to just let them be, fine then.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Nooooo...

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Ah, Orion... my favourite knight. You should teach your sister some manners.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Hey, Orion! Let the girl have some fun, will ya!? Have a drink or have my lightsaber in your skull!

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Master's orders? Min, have you gone nuts? Why would master tell you to attack other lords? You're lalowed to use your own head too, not just blindly obey every single order.

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: *sits on her throne taking mental notes, grinning*

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: *a cynical laughter* listen to them, onee-chan. they want me to fight! and yes, he ordered me to kick their ass while he is eating a dinner...

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Ok, than let us start! Those in the firs rows will get wet! - activates his lightsabers again, drunk as hell-

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Lord Predator. *bows respectfully* I'll gladly let the teaching to our master, however. My sister unfortunately tends to have too much pride and is too stubborn and difficult to handle.

And Darth Rain, I'm not going to stop Min. I'm merely disapproving her actions. *nods* But I'll have a drink anytime. *smirk*

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: hnnnh... I need to go. Lets continue this fight later... my parents are hassling me again... >___>

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Whatever to me, Min. It's your ass you'll be getting kicked, not mine. *huff* Do as you like. Just don't call me your sister. I don't want to be known for having such a silly acting sister.

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: *grins widely*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -calms down and hands the bottle to Orion.- Cheers!

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: *grabs the bottle* Cheers.

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: If I ever have an apprentice, Orion... I want it to be just like you!
Well... maybe a different haircolour.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -grabs another bottle with strange smell and takes a sip- Nobody died again...exept the barthender that was killed by predator and me...But that does not count.

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: And here I thought men prefer blonds. *smirk* Just kidding. It's an honour that you think of me so highly, my lord.

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Some day, you will regret your drunken ways [Rain S.]. Just look at Anakin Skywalker. Had he not tied that last one on, he would not be in the condition he is now.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Yes...You do look a little bit silly with that hair...No offence...

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: What is wrong with Anakin? Cool mask. I had one like that...Lost it somewhere... Too bad, the girls liked it...

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Well, I'd like to think the blonde thing was a cliche, but... most guys I know do prefer blondes. I'm more a fan of brunettes, really... always did have a taste for the darker things in life, I guess.

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: See, if he hadn't had that one last shot of a Corellian Kicker, he never would have gotten Padme knocked up, then he wouldn't have been tempted by The Emporer, thus he never would have become the wonderfully hot baby killing evil dark lord that he is today...*looses herself in thought for a moment* on second thought, here [Rain S.] have another drink on me...

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: XD Hmmmmh. Well, I like my hair as it is <3 And I doubt it's the hair the men are after. *chuckle*

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Howsa bout red heads? *winks*

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: I sincerely doubt Corellian ale is what makes a Sith Lord... still, if he drunk flies and cr-.... here, Rain, have one on the house!

Well, honestly, Orion, the hair is the thing that I notice first.
And you've got reasons to be proud of yours.

Red heads? I'm still debating as to whether or not I like them more than the brunettes... I think I do, really.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: I will take that drink only if you drink with me, beutifull...
-looks at Loth-

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: But of course dear [Rain S.]! *holds up her drink* Here's to you future Sith Lords!

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -drinks from the bottle- Another one, my lady?

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: No thank you...*smiles wickedly* As a Sith assassain, I must stay alert and aware at all times.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: I am allways alert, no matter how much I drink! - he stands up and activates his lightsaber and accidently kills a passer-by - Ooops!

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: *laughs* Of course you are...just stay away from Mustafa.

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: *sighs deeply* So, what about redheads, Loth? Oh... tea?

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: *shakes her head*

Thank you, lord Predator.

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: I am one...

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Had to check :)
Hope you don't mind my asking but... curly?

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Nope...thick and straight as a stick. More of a copper blonde really...I have an odd hair color. I have been told by many that it is rather unique.

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Excellent. I mean... nice.
Freckled? (I'll explain why later)
Copper blonde... amber? O.O

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: A bit...yes...

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Remember I said I prefered brunettes? Well, I still do, but amber is my favourite hair-colour. Recent infatuation... only about a week old.

Well, the thing was a friend of mine told me (after I'd confessed to liking redheads) that thy're usually freckled and curly. And I'm not one to generalise but so far, she's been right...

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Ah, I see....I don't have a lot of freckles on my face, mostly my arms and my shoulders. But then, like I said my hair is more copper now that I am older...

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: So, it used to be red and now got... a little bleached?

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -plays with another cluster granade with a dumb, drunken stare in his eyes-

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: *takes sips from the bottle she got from Rain earlier*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -he accidently pulls the pin of the granade and looks at the Orion with his eyebrow lifted still holding a granade in one hand and pin in other. -I do suggest that you take cover! -said calmly and then paniclly tosses the granade over his shoulder and jumps behind the bar

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Well...ummm not exactly. Hard to explain I guess---*walks over and slips the grenade from [Rain S.], now we can't become masters of the lightsaber if we are learning to use mechanical hands, now can we?

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: here...bad picture but yeah.. http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/stuff/pigtailspam.jpg

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Oh, that's a really cool colour. :)

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Yup, that's my favourite haircolour, there! :D

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: yep...before I had my son, it was far more red as you can see in my wedding pics... http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/photo/93740_1156347856.jpg

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -comes back from behind the bar- Loth, now that is some really bad ass sith haircut!

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Why thank you, Rain!

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: It looks darker, yeah. Hard to tell from that pic, though

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Trennas?! Whats fpr dinner? Share some with fellow sith will ya? I would order something but the barthender is dead. He is...all over the place...

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: oh, umm...Master [Trennas] may not be around for a while...*holds up a bottle with a liquified [Trennas]*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: And what is he up to now? -stares at the liquid and knocks the bottle with his fingers -Trennas? What the...

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: she caught me off guard.. >.<

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Well, you do look a little bit better now. You are prettier, actually...

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Sith Witch powers rock.

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: *takes another sip*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Well, maybe we could mix him with some alcohol and see if he tastes good? What do you think?

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: I suppose I will deliquify him...*sighs*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Dont worry, mate! I am so drunk that I will start vomiting any minute now! You will be out in no time! :)

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: ewww...

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: What? -takes another sip from the bottle and his morbid smile just dont leave his pale face-

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: *glances at the bottle* Oh Darn, it's empty.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -takes a bottle from another patron, this one starts arguing so he snaps his neck- Here you go, cutie. -hands the bottle to Orion smiling-

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Oh, thanks, Rain-dear. *smiles and takes the bottle*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Hey, Loth? What is happening back there? Is trennas going to be ok? By ok I mean is he going to be like he was before? If that is ok... - takes another sip

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: yes, he will be back to normal in a few secs.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Tell him to bring something to drink.

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: *POOF*

nice.. anyone have a spare robe?

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Here, take this... -he hands you something that looks like a huge thang - one lady gave it to me...Dont ask.

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: *a beeping sound is coming from a comlink on her belt. She picks it up, looks at it and grins while grabbing her blasters off a nearby table* Well, it would seem I have another assignment. I'll be seeing you boys around!

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: everything alright, master? :S

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: See you loth! And do kill something while you are gone, will ya?

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: boys? *raises her eyebrow* Bye, Lady Lothuriel.

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Goodbye Orion... you should have this. *hands you a rare colored crystal* When you are ready you will know what to do with it. We ladies must stick together, no?

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -glares at the cristal- If it is something usefull we could use it rught away...Toss that, that is my advice...

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: *glares at Rain* You'd be wise not to listen to him Orion. Keep is safe and when I return, I shall show you how to use it.

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Thank you, milady. *curtsies* I'll treat it with care.

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Rain, you'rejust jealous... Awww, don't be. *pats Rain's cheek*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Yes, yes...blah blah... It is not even original, some wookie crap, for shure...

2006-09-03 [Lothuriel]: Adegan crystals are the soul of a Sith's welfare...you should know that! *hops into her firespray and flies away*

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Aww, rain, don't pout. Let's have another drink, shall we? *grins*

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: i feel naked:p and oow yes, rare crystals ;)

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Naked? -he lifts his eyebrow - Naked? A rancor could fit in that thang and you feel naked?!

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Right. *raises her eyebrow* Don't tell me, master. I don't even want to know.

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: *gets a robe* you can keep.. that.. tent, rain:p

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: No...I dont want it. -shakes his head -It kinda brings the bad luck...And a pissed of girl that is so huge that you dont want her pissed of...If you know what I mean...

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: i dont want to know.. *throws it on your head:p*

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: meh, whatever. *sips*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: O HUMANITY!!! Now that was sick! -shakes his head in agony- Trennas, that was sick!!!

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: thats a very lovevly gift from Mistress Loth ^^

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -takes another bottle, still shaking from shock-

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: *contemplates a force wedgie:p*

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: *takes a last sip* Enough for tonight. *sets the bottle aside*

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: *takes bottle and takes a sip ^^*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: You are a true evil, trennas! -shaking like a fish on the dry land-

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Hey orion! Dont leave uss! -lifts his bottle towards trennas and then takes a sip-

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: I'm not going anywhere. I just stopped drinking.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Oh...good... So...any new topics? Someone know some joke?

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -glares at his bottle with boredoom than trows it on a patron-

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: *yawns* It did get bored.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Yeah...Nobody is talking here... Got any idea what we should do?

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Not the slightest clue. >__>

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -looks around- it seems we are alone here. Well, at least we are the only one alive here

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: That's better then nothing I suppose.

2006-09-03 [Sir. Robert]: *checks pulse* ...its faint but I believe I'm still alive

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Well! If you are alive man, dont stand there like a dead man! Come and have a drink! -cheerfully waves!

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Where is that guy from before!? -waves his lightsaber hilt- Are you coming for a drink or what?!

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Don't get excited, Rain... Patience.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Patiance? Did I have patience when I killed that jawa tribe? No. Did I had patience when I execuded that dantooine villegers? No. And I dont have patience now!

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Hmh. Do as you wish.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Where is that dead man? - he jumps on the bar and activates his two lightsabers looking for a victim-

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: *shakes her head* Too rash. *sips tea*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: And he runs away... -dissipointed he deactivates his lightsabers and sits on the bar, then he looks at you- Any tea for me?

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Sure. If mint-tea is okay to you. *pours a cup*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Sure it is okay! -takes a cup of tea and adds some strange liquid in it, than tries it witha a satisfied look on his pale face- Just for right aroma... -smiles-

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: You're hopeless. *smiles*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: No...really...this is just some spice that one twi'lek sold me... Just a spice... -his lefteye seems to look in a different direction than his right eye and his voice is somehow strange all the sudden. He takes another sip of his tea with "spice"

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Whatever you say.... *keeps her thoughts to herself and sips more tea*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: How rude of me? You want some? - he lifts his arm with his secret spice somewhere towards the sky, probably thinking that you are somewhere there

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Uhhh.. No thanks. Just tea is enough for me.

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Common, what can go wrong? Try it! -is seems like his left arm is not working anymore

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: I like my tea best without any spice. That's all ^^

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Ok. But you dont know what you are missing. It is really goommmmm... -mumbles something while his thoung swings over his lips-

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: I'm sure it is. You feeling okay?

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: gmmmgggmmmmm....gmmmmm... -nods his head -Gfreat sftuff! -tries to explain-

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: Oh my gosh. *mutters to herself while shaking her head*

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: -his thoung seems to be ok again- I can give this spice to you if you want in unlimited quantities. It comes cheap...I wonder why...

2006-09-03 [-Orion-]: *mumbles* SO do I. Thanks but no thanks, Rain. I'll be off now anyway. *gets up* Seeya 'round :)

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Bye

2006-09-04 [The Dizzy Raven]: Farewell

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