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The Sith Lords

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."

[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera

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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!

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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar

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http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]

Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links

<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/> Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.)
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
(8.)
<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
(11.)
<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil

This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome

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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]

DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).

More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!

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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)

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By [Skydancer]

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By [Sir. Robert]

By [TheRogue]

By [Ocean Soul]

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By [spincrus]
(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]

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Image drawn by [travs the bean] and used with his permission

A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**

**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.

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See also The Jedi Council

See also The Sith Brotherhood

2006-08-17 [Paul Doyle]: That "tornado" is just a dust-devil. Here's what happens when a landspout (a non-supercell spawned tornado, most common in Colorado and physically similar to a "fair weather waterspout" probably rating F0 or F1) suddenly spins up . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBd0sG559aA Perhap Sithian treachery could manipulate a small thunderstorm into something a lot more severe? Mwahahaha.

2006-08-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: Wow, I've missed out

2006-08-18 [Paul Doyle]: *tries to use the Force to create a mesocyclone above the Dantooine Rebel Base* Heheh, what a little hot air and a severe cold front east of a mountain range out on the plains can do-do-do . . . come on, high-precipitation supercell with an overshooting top and a violently spinning wall cloud and grapefruit sized hailstones, form!

2006-08-18 [Rain S.]: Anybody intrested in training a trigger-happy, battle loving, blood thirsty sith? -blink-blink-

2006-08-18 [Paul Doyle]: I'm too busy trying to generate this damn supercell thunderstorm. Go bug [spincrus] ;-)

2006-08-18 [Trennas]: there must be plenty around without any apprentices yet..

2006-08-18 [DappaDan]: Now that i am a knight i wish for someone to be my master and teacher, and i would love one of those pictures of me as a sith if anyone can tell me how or do one for me that would be wicked.

2006-08-18 [Calico Tiger]: Best Vader ever!! <URL:http://craphound.com/images/hellovader.jpg>

2006-08-18 [Wulf Skjaldr]: Agggghh! It's Pink Vader!

2006-08-19 [Sir. Robert]: omg...so cute...I mean...umm...o_0

2006-08-19 [Wulf Skjaldr]: *covers his eyes and hops around swatting his arms to ward off the hypnoticness of Hello Kitty Vader*

2006-08-19 [Lothuriel]: Woot! I got my Vader costume finally!!! *dances around like a mad woman* I will try it out and put up pics ASAP!!! *dances around some more*

2006-08-19 [Wulf Skjaldr]: You will be Short Vader nej?

2006-08-19 [Sir. Robert]: Anakin needs to build some muscle before he becomes "vader"

2006-08-19 [Anomynous]: OK, for the record that pink Vader thing was low... very low!
Now, Loth as Vader... this should be good.

2006-08-19 [Sir. Robert]: I think we will all be expecting a full length film of [Lothuriel] running around as Darth Vader!

2006-08-19 [Anomynous]: Now, that "running around as Vader" thing sounds just... childish.
Can't wait to see it! :p

2006-08-19 [Rain S.]: Celico and I where thinking, if anybody of us have some talents and skills you could make us a badge or something. Contact me if anybody have any ideas.

2006-08-19 [Lothuriel]: I got skills...You gotta have skills. Lightsaber skills, force lightening skills, evil eyes skills...you know, skills.

2006-08-19 [Anomynous]: Psst, Loth *nudge, nudge* I think he meant... other skills. You know artistic and the like.

2006-08-19 [Lothuriel]: 0__0 ummm, er oh yeah!! I knew that. Just making sure everyone else was paying attention....umm, yes. I have skills artistic skills.

2006-08-19 [Anomynous]: I know you knew, I was just playing along so that you wouldn't know I know you know.
And anyone whos been in your house would know you have artistis skills :)

2006-08-19 [Lothuriel]: *blushes then quickly waves her hand in front of you* You didn't see that.

2006-08-19 [Anomynous]: Didn't see... what? *wink*

2006-08-19 [Lothuriel]: *winks back*

2006-08-19 [Trennas]: *wink wink*

2006-08-19 [Paul Doyle]: *Vader imitation* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *disgusted growl* I created the monster tornado on Dantooine, but it's plowing through that Rebel base that was . . . abandoned eons ago. How could I have been so absent-minded? *uses the Force to switch viewer-screen from F5 tornado-ravaged empty Dantooine base, to a rerun of "Beavis and Butt-Head"*

2006-08-20 [Sir. Robert]: Omg...I hadnt thought of force channel changing...

2006-08-20 [Paul Doyle]: And what a waste of Force energy! Well, I suppose that abandoned part of Dantooine needed a little extra rainfall. :PPP

2006-08-20 [Chaos Sun]: *struts in and flops on her black floating pillow and looks around. grins and pick up a small carton of ice Cream and takes a scoop then flings it at [Paul Doyle]*

2006-08-20 [Trennas]: DUCK!

2006-08-20 [Paul Doyle]: Ah, touche'. *catches it on tongue*

2006-08-20 [Chaos Sun]: Nuts!! *grumbles and takes a scoop eating it*

2006-08-20 [Trennas]: i want ice cream too:O

2006-08-20 [Sir. Robert]: I vote/demand we install a soft serve icecream machine here!

2006-08-20 [Trennas]: we already have a droid right?

2006-08-20 [Sir. Robert]: I want icecream that dosnt move around so I can always find it!

2006-08-20 [Trennas]: but all you have to do is call for it:p

2006-08-20 [Sir. Robert]: ok...then I want a droid to call the droid to come give me icecream

2006-08-20 [Trennas]: its called a cellphone..

2006-08-20 [Sir. Robert]: ...dont have a cellphone, could I imprison a jedi and make him do it for me?

2006-08-20 [Trennas]: suuuuuure:D

2006-08-20 [Sir. Robert]: Well, after all of that I'm not in the mood for icecream...pizza anyone?

2006-08-20 [Trennas]: yaay!

2006-08-20 [Sir. Robert]: If there is pizza there must be a party...we will be needing more people!

2006-08-20 [Trennas]: yaa- ehr.. there is no one here..

2006-08-20 [Sir. Robert]: yep...sounds pretty boring...off to play raquetball

2006-08-20 [Trennas]: i am all alone:(

2006-08-21 [Paul Doyle]: so, who's up for womp rat chow mein?

2006-08-21 [Trennas]: it sounds.. loverly..:p

2006-08-21 [Sir. Robert]: How was the party?.... without me

2006-08-21 [Trennas]: what party?

2006-08-22 [Chaos Sun]: *rolls her eyes* This is what happens when they block ET from my work PC. HD-BB Take SIr Robert soem Ice Cream!!! & PJ-00 Bring out hte Pizza's!! *HD-BB comes zooming from the back room followed by the pizza droid PJ-00 both start serving Icecream & pizza*

2006-08-22 [Lothuriel]: LOL..one of the perks of sleeping with the management...I have passwords to all the computers at work!!

2006-08-22 [Sir. Robert]: Sleeping with management?!

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: yeah.. everybody does that:p

2006-08-22 [Paul Doyle]: So what really goes on in Vader's meditation chamber when the doors are shut and the helmet is off? Heh-heh, could Vader be polishing the helmet while "meditating"? :P

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: thats probably why it's so "shiny"^^

2006-08-22 [Paul Doyle]: That's what Padme said :3

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: you perv! spying on somebody else's sex life!

...

what else did she say?

2006-08-22 [Paul Doyle]: Um, I think Natalie Portman also said something like, "Where can Hayden and I learn how to act? My framed degree from the William Shatner School of Acting-Out belongs in the dumpster."

2006-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: I still very strongly disagree with you :P Yes, they couldn't do the love scenes for sheet. But they did fine for the other scenes. Hell, movie three was a very dark, very emotional movie ;)

2006-08-22 [Paul Doyle]: In my opinion Ep III was the third best, after TESB and the original film. As for a few of the "tender" scenes in "Attack of the Clones", I'll do the anguished Vader "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" :PPPPPP

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: ugh, i couldnt stand the acting.. in all the three newer movies.. just so uninspired and too obvious, it left nothing to the imagination:S

2006-08-22 [Paul Doyle]: I felt like Force-splatting a rotten tomato against Hayden's face as he sent stuff to Padme in that "dinner table" scene in "Attack of the Clones" :3

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: actually.. i pretty much felt like that during all three movies, with just about all actors.. cept for Ewan.. it took him a while to turn into a convincing obi wan, but i think in 3 he finally got the hang of it..

2006-08-22 [Lerune]: *interjects* I am a sappy person, and there were a few scenes I wanted to just gag on. As a matter of fact, I did. =oP The whole "No, I'm so in love with YOU" thing made me just...blah. ;o) I kept waiting for her to call him Vaderkins or something. If it had been me...the balcony scene would have been totally x-rated. I'd have jumped that boy and they'd have cut filming - but what made it in the movie would have gotten rave reviews -- no one would have complained about the acting. >:)

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: exactly.. i wouldnt have minded paying to see that XD

2006-08-22 [Lerune]: Yeah, really. That's what it needed, if you ask me. Some hard-core Runey-molesting-Hayden action. So what if he can't act? He wouldn't have been acting...he'd have been seriously happy. =oP

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: you would have made mr. lucas cry:p

2006-08-22 [Lerune]: Someone needed to spruce it up -- the man can't write romance to save his life. =oP

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: actually.. he's not a good writer at all:p

2006-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: XD

2006-08-22 [Lerune]: Runey: Wow...you look hot in black...
Anakin: You are so beautiful...
Runey: Ah, you're just saying that.
Anakin: No, it's because I am so in love with you...
Runey: omg...that scar is total hawtness...

2006-08-22 [Lerune]: Anakin: *is confused because this is not in the script*
Runey: *knows the fans are loving it*
Anakin: Um...I, uh...thanks.
Runey: Yar! The black, evil look -- I'm digging it! Now, let's do this before they mutilate you! *pounces*

2006-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: "Hey, you taping this? Keep rolling! Star Wars Porn!"

2006-08-22 [Lerune]: Lucas: Oh...my...god...

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: aaaand.. STUNTCOCK!

2006-08-22 [Sir. Robert]: O__o *lights dim and cameras come in for the closeup*

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: woah! not that close!

2006-08-22 [Sir. Robert]: *enter jarjar binks....dies upon entering room*

...*camera resumes closeup filming*

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: *cleans up dead swamp slug..*

2006-08-22 [Sir. Robert]: ...I believe the actors have left the building *break for lunch

2006-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: OMG, Orgasmo reference XD Trennas, you are totally awesome! Although I don't think Runey would accept a stuntcock in Hayden's place. Vader must have his own naughty bits XD

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: ahum.. we refer to that as a .. love saber..

2006-08-22 [Sir. Robert]: LMAO! ...amost politically correct

2006-08-22 [Lerune]: I love you, Cali -- that was exactly what I was going to say -- NO STUNTCOCKS!

2006-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: Gotta look out for my Runey!

2006-08-22 [Lerune]: *huggles up*

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: *pats Hayden on the shoulder* though break kid, they're lesbians now..

2006-08-22 [Lerune]: Sammich!

2006-08-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: Hi everyone

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: shhhh.. we're shooting star wars porn here!

2006-08-22 [Sir. Robert]: We might just have to re-shoot the whole scene now...actors need to get back in the bed

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: aahw.. you know what.. lets runey and cali do hayden together:p

2006-08-22 [The Dizzy Raven]: oooooohhhh sorry

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: unless of course you are the stunt cock.. which you cant be..

2006-08-22 [Sir. Robert]: I wonder if there is a porn actors union...

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: there must be.. those guys cant get anything done without union backup.. or. so ive heard..

2006-08-22 [Sir. Robert]: The health plan is probbly pretty good :P

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: they probably get free condoms..

2006-08-22 [Calico Tiger]: Or at least free monthly penicillin shots ;)

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: and free cavity searches:D

2006-08-22 [Paul Doyle]: The Life and Times of John Holmes and How to Angle Your Dangle are required reading for the male porn stars?

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: they must be XD

2006-08-22 [Paul Doyle]: Wielding Your Mighty Lightsaber in Love and War

2006-08-22 [Trennas]: you.. are.. killing.. meee!!! XD

2006-08-23 [Sir. Robert]: Ok...I just lost my train of thought, laughing too hard! ...thinking Sith Porn

2006-08-23 [Paul Doyle]: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest

2006-08-23 [Trennas]: XD

2006-08-26 [Sir. Robert]: Do you think vader would ever want a hooker?

2006-08-26 [Anomynous]: Nah, Vader would probably talk with his old pal, the Emperor over a cup of Correllian ale saying something like "I never paid for sex, you know, some cats gotta pay for it. Why pay for it? If you can't get it for free... that's some sad shit!" :p

2006-08-26 [Lothuriel]: NO...I think Vader was a hooker.

2006-08-26 [Sir. Robert]: Vader a hooker? How would that work?

2006-08-26 [Lothuriel]: Or, you are right. He was probably more like the pimp.

2006-08-26 [Sir. Robert]: ...I couldnt imagine him on the corner of the street looking for a client 0_o ...I could imagine him advertising his services on TV :)

2006-08-26 [Paul Doyle]: Give him an oversized fur coat and an extra-wide pink hat.

2006-08-26 [Paul Doyle]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_NALyl9Sr4 "Darth Vader: The Musical". Kinda ghey.

2006-08-26 [The Dizzy Raven]: I'm bored. XD Can we role-play? lol

2006-08-28 [VegaPrime]: hello all

2006-08-28 [-Orion-]: hello.

2006-08-28 [The Dizzy Raven]: hi lol

2006-08-28 [Anomynous]: Greetings... </deadlyvoice>

2006-08-28 [-Orion-]: XD

2006-08-28 [The Dizzy Raven]: *smiles*

2006-08-28 [VegaPrime]: well atlest this wiki is aktive.lol

and thanks for the warm welcome guys and girls.

2006-08-28 [The Dizzy Raven]: you're welcome. lol. ^_^

2006-08-28 [VegaPrime]: how do I let others out side et see my wiki page.? I need a forum for my tribe at tribalwars.

2006-08-28 [The Dizzy Raven]: I'm not sure, but I think one of the others can tell you. But my guess is the "export page" button.

2006-08-28 [VegaPrime]: ok we have 2 tribes on sever two ther.and we need a way to plan atakes.on 160 12 year old brats.

2006-08-28 [The Dizzy Raven]: Are you serious!?

2006-08-28 [VegaPrime]: yas it's a online war game.lol and this tribe is constanty ataking my tribe members ther becaus we took over one of ther villeges.2 or 3 12 year olds are bad enuf.take 100 of them and put them togeter in a war tribe.ther cokynes is componded 100 times.O.o

2006-08-28 [The Dizzy Raven]: wow and ...they're 12?

2006-08-28 [VegaPrime]: almost all of them are.

2006-08-28 [The Dizzy Raven]: O.O The Attack of the Little Kids. XD

2006-08-28 [VegaPrime]: it's geting beter.I just kild one of ther armys,then I told her if she dident chang her villeg name to tazzmens villeg of ideot's I wood take over her villeg.and she 10

2006-08-29 [The Dizzy Raven]: XD

2006-08-29 [VegaPrime]: she did it but now the rest of them are ataking me.O.o

2006-08-29 [The Dizzy Raven]: lol I feel so bad for you. I hope they stop. lol.

2006-08-29 [VegaPrime]: they cant get thew my defences.I have 12k troops in that villeg ther ataking.lol I moved all my troops into the villeg ther ataking.this was a trap to get them to wast ther troops on me.now ther wide open for atak from my tribe.in one minet it will be to late for thim to call ther troops back.lol

2006-08-29 [Sir. Robert]: I'm very sorry for interrupting...but that last post was painful to look at! :S

2006-08-29 [The Dizzy Raven]: XD Go you!
What post?

2006-08-29 [Calico Tiger]: [VegaPrime], to let people outside of Elftown see your wiki page, click on the "export this page" button below the page, but above the comments box.

2006-08-30 [VegaPrime]: ok think you.I'm seting up the wiki at elfpack.thers some strang people ther now.

2006-08-30 [The Dizzy Raven]: strange?

2006-08-30 [VegaPrime]: lol.I was rased diferent than most guys my age darkside.yes strange

2006-08-30 [The Dizzy Raven]: oh, okay. lol.

2006-08-30 [VegaPrime]: we took over 18 of that tribes villeges today.that ataket me.

2006-08-30 [The Dizzy Raven]: Incredible.

I am willing to take in an apprentice. Who do you suggest?

2006-09-03 [Wulf Skjaldr]: I am in need of a Master. I suggest me.

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: quit suggesting and start the bonding XD

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: bonding? *raises her eyebrow*

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: You know... going out Friday night, for a coffee, all that jazz...

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: not bondaging!:p

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: The difference being? :P

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: well bondaging could come from bonding:p

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: nevermind that. *hides her grin*

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Details, details...

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: both are quite fun XD

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Or could lead to something fun...

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: and naughty ^^ muhahhaahaaa!!:p

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Naturally. >:D

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: ...
*sighs*
men!

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Yes, we know you're obsessed with them...

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: oow yes, she is trained quite well in that particular field or expertise ^^

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Is it just me... or does that cut both ways?

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: depends on which ways you are referring to:p

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: I'll take that as a 'yes'...

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: I'm not going talk to you anymore. *sticks out her tongue*

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: you may take it any way you like:p

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: *poke*

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: *stab* Yes, Trenn, I always do.

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: isnt she the cutest;)

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Of course... when she keeps those hands to herself...
...
Wait, I take that back! :p

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: *pouts her lower lip and sulks* meanie.

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: O.O Sulking? Oh, my... she's about to break up with you. I can already her it coming...
Master, we need to talk. :p

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: *takes min into his arms* hush my darling;)

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: *glares at predatorX* you're the next.

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Oh...
Well all right, then...
My place or yours? :p

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: you want to be bitten?

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Not necessarily, but I... think I can be persuaded :p

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: i think he does:p but you may kill him by all means ^^

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: thankyou, master. *grins and rubs her hands together* come here, predator.. we need to talk.

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: Yes, darling... what is it? *keeps his distance*

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: come here. closer.

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: youre not afraid of her are you?:p

2006-09-03 [The Dizzy Raven]: Good morning to all of you

2006-09-03 [Anomynous]: *stomps Trennas' foot* But... won't you join me for a drink? *leans over to the bartender and whispers* Stun-gun...now!

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: *whispers* good morning ^^ shhh, there is fun stuff going on:p

2006-09-03 [The Dizzy Raven]: *whispers* like what, Trennas?

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: Something nice is about to happen... -smiles morbidly-

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: are you a man or are you a little brat without manhood? c'mon, come here. I won't hurt you... badly.

2006-09-03 [The Dizzy Raven]: *crosses arms* Hopefully...

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: I'll live him alive.

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: *turns to Illatris and Rain* sit down, ill get the popcorn ^^

2006-09-03 [Rain S.]: What? -dissipointed look - No sloughter? Damn...

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: *returns and passes around popcorn ^^* aaahw come on Min, humor us and hurt him badly ^^

2006-09-03 [The Dizzy Raven]: Very well...
Rain, I hoped for the same thing...

2006-09-03 [Mirindyin]: as you wish, master. *takes out her bullwhip* may I use this?

2006-09-03 [Trennas]: you must:p ooh put on the spikes at the end for the extra bloody effect ^^