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The Sith Lords

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."

[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera

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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!

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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar

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http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]

Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links

<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/> Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.)
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
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<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
(11.)
<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil

This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome

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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]

DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).

More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!

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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)

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By [Skydancer]

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By [Sir. Robert]

By [TheRogue]

By [Ocean Soul]

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By [spincrus]
(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]

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Image drawn by [travs the bean] and used with his permission

A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**

**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.

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See also The Jedi Council

See also The Sith Brotherhood

2006-06-09 [Trennas]: my poor poor apprentices.. can we send them some money from the donations box?:p

2006-06-09 [Bladieboe]: la la la la

2006-06-09 [Trennas]: not exactly the answer i was looking for..

2006-06-09 [Trennas]: oooh and im afraid someone has been cheating our ranks! did anybody train [-Britt-] as a master?

2006-06-09 [Bladieboe]: not me

2006-06-09 [Trennas]: i know that:p

2006-06-09 [Bladieboe]: hehe

2006-06-09 [Calico Tiger]: Britt is up there at my consent because of another wiki page. Same reason a few others started out as Lords and not Knights ;)

2006-06-09 [Trennas]: aha i had no idea ^^ sorry for the wrongful accusation ^^

2006-06-10 [Calico Tiger]: We're sith. Of course we're going to accuse eachother of things >:)

2006-06-10 [irulan]: She does have a good point there. =P

2006-06-10 [Bladieboe]: hehe

2006-06-10 [-Orion-]: xP

2006-06-10 [Mirindyin]: donations are welcome... x)

2006-06-10 [Trennas]: they always are:p

2006-06-10 [Mirindyin]: but I need some donations... really. if I put there my bank account's number sequence, could you please send there some money? pweaaaaaaaase? *evil puppy eyes*

2006-06-10 [Trennas]: who says nobody will steal it from you?:p

2006-06-10 [Mirindyin]: you need my password then. *sticks out her tongue*

2006-06-10 [Trennas]: who says i dont have it already:p

2006-06-10 [Bladieboe]: lalalalala

2006-06-10 [Mirindyin]: I say. And you wouldn't be that evil, would you? *evil puppy eyes again*

2006-06-10 [Bladieboe]: I would :D

2006-06-10 [Trennas]: of course i would:p sith lord remember:p

2006-06-10 [Mirindyin]: damn. but I'm your apprentice? does that mean nothing?

2006-06-10 [Bladieboe]: ouch

2006-06-10 [Anomynous]: Poor Mindréill... so naive!

2006-06-10 [Mirindyin]: me? naive? watch your tongue or I'll challenge you! or worse, I'll bite you.

2006-06-10 [Anomynous]: Challenge... me? *bursts out in evil laughter* Test your might! /MK voice (I *still* can't get tha out of my head)

2006-06-10 [The Dizzy Raven]: okay...I'm lost. I've missed out a lot, haven't I?

2006-06-11 [Anomynous]: Not really... just a short little Mortal Kombat phase I was going through... a couple of others admitted they were and always will be MK fans in their hearts, but that was just about it...

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: PredatorX, I hope you can forgive my sister's rash tongue. *bows* As you said yourself, Min is naive and yet young. Although she has potential to develop into a fine sith some day.

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: traitor. *sighs* why me? why does it always happen to me? being betrayed, I mean... *sighs again*

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: Min, you know it's true. Quit playing the victim. *raises her eyebrow*

2006-06-11 [Anomynous]: Forgiveness is not among a Sith's qualities... but, I'll let it fly this time. You are wise, Orion, I shall remember that..

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: *snorts* you're so booooooring, Chie. Wise, yes, but yet boring.

2006-06-11 [Paul Doyle]: *Force levitates a couple llamas to clean out a blocked ventilation duct, some twenty meters overhead and off to the left*

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: I thank thee. *bows*

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: And min, respect is one thing you should learn. You let your pride guide you too much.

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: *glares at Chie for a while but then bows her head* you're right, big sister... forgive me.

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: *smiles* Raise your head for there is nothing to forgive.

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: *raises her head and gives a chilly smile* you're so annoying sometimes, you know. x)

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: That's what big sisters are for. *smirk*

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: kehh.

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: Will you stay out of the trouble while I'm gone? *raises her eyebrow*

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: probably not. *smirks* but remember what I am. master of cuteness! xD

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: *huffs* Yeah whatever. I should probably ask master to keep a close eye on you. He will probably do so anyway, but I have to confirm..

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: *laughs quietly* he will, yesss, my precioussss...

2006-06-11 [Anomynous]: *raises an eyebrow and mutters to himself* It's times like these that remind me why I thank the Force every night for not cursing me with a sibbling

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: You are naïve all rigth, Min. *sighs*

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: *pouts her lips* you're so cruel, nee-chan.

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: No, I'm honest. And you should stop fooling around, you're a sith!

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: fooling around caffeine-drunken is ok, I say.

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: Fine. Do what you like. I can't be blamed having such a sister.

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: you're really good at making me feel miserable. *nods*

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: I've known you for too long, sis. :P

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: damnit. *sobs silently* you don't love me anymore!

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: Love is a useless feeling anyway.

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: one of the strongest in this rotten world. hatred is the another strong one. and... *smirks* nothing.

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: Passion, my dear sister. Or lust if you prefer.

2006-06-11 [Anomynous]: I find Fear to be the strongest feeling... after all, as the wise short guy, Yoda, said: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. Now, whether that suffering is yours or your enemies' depends on you

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: thankyou.

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: That is true also. *inclines her head*

2006-06-11 [Anomynous]: Seriously, Orion, you needn't bow to me so often... I'm not a Lord, yet.

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: *smirks* I tend to respect my fellow siths. You see, out of Min and me, she's the one who got the pride.

2006-06-11 [Anomynous]: Pride can be a blessing... or a curse. I find mine to be a bit of both, sometimes...

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: That's true also. I find the same with my temper. I'm very glad I have learned to control it from what it used to be.. Otherwise it would be quite likely that i had got myself killed by now

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: *sulks*

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: In any case, I'll take my leave now. Min, be safe while I'm gone. Bye.

2006-06-11 [Mirindyin]: bye then, nee-chan. come back safely.

2006-06-11 [-Orion-]: I will. :)

2006-06-11 [Anomynous]: Well, I've yet to find a way to control mine... but I've made sure that, when it takes control of me... *I* will not be the one to regret [insert evil laughter here]

2006-06-11 [Trennas]: *walks in* my my some argument we're having here:p

2006-06-11 [Paul Doyle]: *Force-guides llama into a stuffy air duct to find out what is blocking it*

2006-06-11 [Darth Jacein]: hey i got two hot girls over at my house ..yay me

2006-06-11 [Darth Jacein]: hey i got two hot girls over at my house ..yay me!

2006-06-11 [Bladieboe]: wow...good for you...make an picture and show us

2006-06-11 [Trennas]: careful with those llama's! the rancor needs to be fed later on :p

2006-06-11 [Bladieboe]: hehe

2006-06-11 [Anomynous]: Chapter II of Darth Dja'Kall is now available, feedback is more than welcome!

2006-06-12 [Darth Jacein]: lol i couldnt find meh camera...but it was fun...

2006-06-12 [Anomynous]: So I decided to accept the challenge put before us... and tested my prowess in battle against The Jedi Council's [Sunny Silverunicorn] or Vyra Cerlyxx... here's my entry Pred versus Sunny I wonder where I should 'stick' this on the wiki...

2006-06-12 [Anomynous]: Holy f***! I'm a Lord! I am a Lord! Yeehaww! *clears throat* I mean, uhm... it is with great honour that I accept this promotion... and the responsibilities that come with it! *tumbles over and does a happy step dance* Where's me leprechauns? Drinks are on the house!

2006-06-12 [Trennas]: ahhhr congrats mate ^^ you certainly deserve it for all your hard and serious devotion ^^

2006-06-12 [Anomynous]: Thank you! I'm honoured! *nods with respect*

2006-06-12 [Trennas]: * all your hard work i meant XD

2006-06-12 [Anomynous]: Rest assured, your point was taken :D

2006-06-12 [Trennas]: good good ^^

2006-06-12 [Calico Tiger]: Sure sure, we all know that Trennas was just enamored with saying "hard" >:)

2006-06-12 [Trennas]: or maybe thats just what your dirty mind wants you to believe ;)

2006-06-12 [spincrus]: I think I just had a deja vu... Oh, wait, no...

2006-06-12 [Calico Tiger]: Most likely >:P

2006-06-12 [Trennas]: havent we met before monsieur? ^^

2006-06-12 [The Dizzy Raven]: O.O I missed a lot

2006-06-12 [Saray]: I just saw the words "hard", "dirty", "llama". 0________0

2006-06-12 [Trennas]: that happens sometimes:p

2006-06-12 [Saray]: Yes, but llama's are not to be mentioned. Llama's are the seed of evil.

2006-06-12 [The Dizzy Raven]: Aren't we all evil concidering that we are Sith not Jedi? You are very unusual, Saray.

2006-06-12 [spincrus]: I love llamas. I can't name any other creature on earth that I have more sympathy for. Well maybe dogs...and fish...but I love llamas and I ride a llama to battle :P

2006-06-12 [The Dizzy Raven]: lol

2006-06-13 [Trennas]: that poor poor llama:p

2006-06-13 [Kileaiya]: Llamas say meeeheee, when they have a retarded moment... <URL:stuff/cemthemeeheer.wav>

2006-06-13 [spincrus]: Exactly XD MEEEEHEEEEE

2006-06-13 [Trennas]: they have those moments a lot:p

2006-06-13 [irulan]: I'm with [Saray] about the llamas. A neighbor up the road has a llama farm...you can see it in their eyes! X(

2006-06-13 [spincrus]: They are not. You are greatly mistaken. Llamas and ostriches are among the most fun animals to share this planet with. They are incredibly cute and deranged.

2006-06-13 [Kileaiya]: Ok I like Llamas, but ostriches are evil. Damn thing chased me half a mile down the road >.<

2006-06-13 [spincrus]: I love ostriches. They taste gooood :D

2006-06-13 [Anomynous]: The most dangerous and evil animals on this planet are... kids!!!

2006-06-13 [spincrus]: THEY SHOULD ALL BE SENT TO MARS!

2006-06-13 [The Dizzy Raven]: XD

2006-06-13 [Trennas]: ooh that would make a perfect target for when we want to test run our new Deathticle:p

2006-06-13 [Anomynous]: our new... Death-who?

2006-06-13 [Calico Tiger]: Is it like a death popcicle?

2006-06-13 [Anomynous]: That's innovative...

2006-06-13 [Trennas]: its the alternate name for the death star :p

2006-06-13 [The Dizzy Raven]: That's very unusual...now, what do you plan to do with this Deathticle? What's it's reason for being created?

2006-06-13 [Trennas]: to blow up mars with a lot of annoying kids on it:p

2006-06-13 [The Dizzy Raven]: interesting. *laughs* Why couldn't you just have them as slaves...we're sith...we enslave beings...

2006-06-13 [Trennas]: slaves yesh.. but not kids :s

2006-06-13 [The Dizzy Raven]: (just acting like my char. XD sorry)

2006-06-13 [spincrus]: Better yet, we could just slice each kid crying on the airplane/airport/bus/whatever-public-place in halves by our sabers :D

2006-06-13 [spincrus]: ...or force-choke them till they stop crying.

2006-06-13 [Trennas]: or just throw them out of the plane/bus/library..

2006-06-13 [The Dizzy Raven]: Very well said, my fellow Sith! Now all we need is the incompetant children...*grins evilishy*

2006-06-13 [Trennas]: we could send the very special sith schoolbus by to pick them up from school :p*

2006-06-13 [Anomynous]: The Sith bus? *looks around his desk* D'oh, where'd I put it... ah, there you go! *plays around with a remote that only has a red button on it... guess what it's for >:)*

2006-06-13 [Trennas]: little kids go boom? >:)

2006-06-14 [Darth Jacein]: lol

2006-06-14 [The Dizzy Raven]: XD

2006-06-14 [Darth Jacein]: boom booom booom booooooom..and then "AieEEEEEEEEEE"

2006-06-14 [The Dizzy Raven]: XD!!!!

2006-06-15 [Darth Jacein]: like...http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a127/Alex7988/atomic.gif

2006-06-15 [Anomynous]: yup... that's about the size of it. :p

2006-06-15 [spincrus]: Similar to the blast when my mojo bursts. I spread deadly radiosterone.

2006-06-15 [Trennas]: i want that too :p

2006-06-15 [spincrus]: I'm sure your mojo burst is at the level of 10 kilotons of TNT too :P

2006-06-15 [The Dizzy Raven]: ???

2006-06-15 [spincrus]: Nothing really, [Trennas] and I are just flirting, that's all :P

2006-06-15 [The Dizzy Raven]: lol

2006-06-15 [Trennas]: how many times have i told you, not in public :p

2006-06-15 [The Dizzy Raven]: XD

2006-06-15 [Trennas]: next time he'll be hitting on you , my dear.. there's just no stopping him:p

2006-06-16 [Mirindyin]: *quietly sneaks back* this one got some holiday... almost three days. >_____<

2006-06-16 [Trennas]: *pets you ^^*

2006-06-16 [Mirindyin]: *purrs*

2006-06-16 [The Dizzy Raven]: lol

2006-06-17 [Trennas]: my little evil apprentice ^^

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: I'm back too. :)

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: heh. lol

2006-06-17 [Trennas]: weeeeeh my other apprentice ^^ *hugs both his apprentices ;)*

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: who? O.O -.-

2006-06-17 [Trennas]: Darth Chiera and Darth Mizan of course ^^ they both have been gone for some time:O

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: really? Should I wonder why on their absences?

2006-06-17 [Trennas]: not really:p Darth Chiera was on holiday and Darth Mizan is very busy working ^^

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: okay. Good enough for me I suppose. lol ^^

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: Ah, Orion, Min welcome back! *waves hand in front of the bartender* A round for my friends! Bartender:Here you go, ladies... on the house! Predator: *waves hand casually again* And a double scotch for myself, on the rocks Bartender fills a glass of scotch, then takes two rocks from under the counter and pours the drink on them Predator: Bugger...

2006-06-17 [Trennas]: tssk.. remind me never to get a bartender from kashyyyk -_- they take things far too serious:p

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: Yeah... bloody bastards. You couldn't possibly play blackjack with them... OK, hit me!

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: heh. Very true

2006-06-17 [Trennas]: *bends over to the wookiee* you heard the man; hit him!

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: XD *hits him* That was enjoying

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: *chuckles lightly* Glad to see you again, Predator.

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: One second, Orion... *charges a card with energy from force lightning* Deal me in *sends the card right in Illatris' face, who gets catapulted into the bar from the shock* 23, you lose! *turns back to Orion* Cheers! *takes the bottle from the hairy, worthless bartender* Here's to me becoming a Lord!

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: *gets up and ignites her lightsaber into its phosphorescent red blade* Say that again and your dead

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: Ahh, the same fighting as always. There was a bit too peaceful on the holiday. *smirks* Cheers!

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: Feisty... I like that in a woman!

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: Jawohl! XD Let's drink for that! *sips her drink*

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: heh...whatever

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: *downs one with Orion* Well... all due respect, m'lady Illatris... you did slap me acorss the face.

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: Oh yeah.. I didn't yet congratulate you, Predator! Bartender, second ones!

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: *smiles with her eyes closed* That was the fun part. *laughed and then fowned* Well, you did say "Okay, hit me!". lol. Did you not?

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: It was a bloody example! *takes another sip* Cheers, Chie!

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: Yes, he did, actually xP

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: Cheers! *smirks and takes a long gulp*

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: Hey, whose side are you on?

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: On my own, of course.

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: Good answer...

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: *chuckle* What did you expect then, m'dear? *pats Predator's shoulder* you'll get over it. ;) *takes another sip of her drink*

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: grumble-mumble *Throws his glass and takes the bottle* Here's to great expectations!

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: You two are very unusual for being a Sith

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: Bottle, eh? Das klingt ja gut. :D *grabs a bottle as well* To great expectations that is then! :D

2006-06-17 [spincrus]: As long as they drink their asses off and don't care about the future of the galaxy but only themselves and the fun time they're having, they're perfect Sith :D

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: Excuse me, m'lady, for being this loose tonight. *bows shortly* But I suppose I just want a little freedom to party. If nothing else, then party the fact that I'm agian able to enjoy the glorious company of my fellow siths.

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: *points at the sign on top of the bar* Sith's night out. No droids allowed. We still got... around six hours to fool around before returning to our usual grumpy, evil selves, I suggest we make the best of it. Tender, another Jack! *bartender brings a dog with a tag that reads "Jack"* Oh, you think you're funny? Pack this up... I want it "to go"!

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: *smirks* Ja. Kippis! 'takes a long sip from the bottle*

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: Whatever you say *rolls her eyes* Not all Sith do what you do. The greatest Sith there ever was never did what you do.

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: Kippis! Would that be "cheers" in Suomi?

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: Yup, that's what is it. I'm surprised you actually know it... a few foreign people know Finnish, it's such a difficult language

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: Ah, my Lady... but you misunderstand... Tis not my intention to be the greatest Sith that ever lived... I just want to loot, plunder or otherwise wreak havoc in the entire Galaxy till I spill me bloody gutts out!

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: Then you have no dreams...You are useless *shakes head* Misunderstand!? Err..

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: *He lets out a deep sigh combined with a grunt as a sign of discontent* And I had hoped this would be a pleasurable night. You are correct, my Lady... I have no dreams! I have only nightmares!

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: nightmares?

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: Defining someone to be useless just because one happens to have no dreams is wrong, I think. But welll, I'm just a humble apprentice and thus my opinion does not weight as much. *inclines her head*

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: Your opinion is considered, and supported, young one. *he gets off his chair and works his way to Illatris* Yes...nightmares. The kind that do not let you sleep at night... the kind that make you wish you could press a blaster pistol to your head and pull the trigger... nightmares, m'lady!

2006-06-17 [The Dizzy Raven]: You're not the only one with those types of dreams....*glares at you*

2006-06-17 [Anomynous]: Indeed... I am but one of the many occursed ones who cannot close their eyes be it night or day... but at least I do not disconsider the dreams of others.

2006-06-17 [-Orion-]: I shall take my leave now. *bows* Good night, m'lady, m'lord..

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: *awakes after having fallen asleep on the bar* uuugnnhh -_-

2006-06-18 [Kileaiya]: *pokes Trennas* Come on, happy hour isn't even over yet!

2006-06-18 [Trennas]: i had no idea it had started.. gimme another one!

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