2007-01-28 [NOOOPE]: I am not drunk or high. Nor have I ever been or plan to be. If this is how I think normally, I'd rather not risk it.

2007-01-28 [Aeolynn]: lol this page is awesome and very information friendly! lol ><;;

2007-01-28 [Dil*]: You're fucking insane, and I love you.

2007-01-28 [kay-chan]: You FREAK. XD

2007-01-28 [moonscale]: You should get a special badge. Only, why bother? The bears would get it in the end. 

I'm stalking your funny pages <.< >.>

2007-01-28 [ceridwen]: Two thumbs in the middle (with four, yes four, not three, exclamation points)!!!!

2007-01-29 [Cliché]: Nice. Very, very nice.

2007-01-29 [Dil*]: muahahahaha they're so evil!!! ahahahhahahaha muahahah.

2007-01-29 [Fizban]: I've always wanted to face down a bear. Just in an imaginary situation and see what would happen if I met a bear in the woods that wanted to kill me. Lol. I totally think I would be able to get away lol. Unless I was just tooooooo far away from civilization

2007-01-29 [Doormat]: One time I saw a bear. It didn't kill me. Does it mean it gave me radiation poisoning?

2007-01-29 [Dil*]: Same....actually...

2007-01-29 [Fizban]: really!! I have so totally not even seen a bear at all.

2007-01-29 [Dil*]: it freaked me out..it was just across the street...10 meters away from me...I gawked at it stupidly, then a bus drove down the road (in front of the bear), and I took that as my opportunity to walk fast down the hill...don't look back..just walk fast fucking away...

2007-01-29 [Fizban]: LOL!!!!!

'tis amusing.

2007-01-29 [NOOOPE]: A bear shit in my granny's yard. And uh, that's as close to a bear encounter I've ever had.

2007-01-29 [Fizban]: AHHH!! HAH!! Radioactive bear shit...woo!

2007-02-01 [toycar]: We have koala bears here?...Plenty smaller, but they have a nasty growl which can only mean one thing.... impending doom. Clearly.

2007-02-01 [Fizban]: BUT, THERE, SO, CUTE!!

2007-02-01 [NOOOPE]: I thought koala bears weren't actually bears...

2007-02-01 [Fizban]: they aren't, bears are mammals and Koala bears are marsupials. It's an instance of where things evolve to resemble one another, but have no real genetic relationship.

2007-02-02 [kay-chan]: Yay for convergent evolution! :D

2007-02-02 [NOOOPE]: Like sea monkeys... (pssst *in horse Homer voice* They're not real monkeys)

2007-02-02 [kay-chan]: O____O Well gee, thanks... WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE AWAY MY BIRTHDAY?!

2007-02-02 [NOOOPE]: *Gets the tongs*

2007-02-02 [Fizban]: ooh, I want it I want it!! I want to have two birthdays! >:)~

2007-02-02 [kay-chan]: ...NEVAR! *runs off into da sunset*

2007-02-03 [Doormat]: "Typo typo!" cried the grammar nazi, firing up his oven.

Bears cannot be avoided. They hide around corners and wait.

2007-02-03 [kay-chan]: Not a typo. The y used to be there...

UNTIL THE BEARS GOT IT.

2007-02-03 [NOOOPE]: WOORT! I just rented a new y from the letter factory.

2007-02-03 [Dil*]: lmao!!

2007-02-10 [Lothuriel]: I have actually hand fed a bear before....it didn't try to eat me but,then it was only about a meter tall and on a leash. Does that count?

2007-02-10 [NOOOPE]: You weren't it's target.

2007-02-10 [Lothuriel]: Ahh, I see...

2007-02-15 [kay-chan]: Heh, heard a commercial that was like "Bears kill ___ people a year and _____ people just by being around them." It turned out to be a "No they don't, but smoking does, and what would we do if bears did this?"

But I thought of this wiki.

2007-02-15 [NOOOPE]: haha! little do they know... it IS bears.

2007-02-15 [Lothuriel]: Deleted because I don't feel like ruining a good thing...

2007-02-15 [kay-chan]: Me too, but also because it looked like I was talking to myself about nothing.

2007-02-15 [Fizban]: Also, those are much different situations, and I dunno, but the last time I checked, its supposta be harder to get perscription shit, and half the country is not addicted to them.

Alcohol yes...pescription meds? no

2007-02-15 [Lothuriel]: You know what? This wiki is about bears and how they kill people and things and places. So, let's keep it at that, k?

2007-02-15 [kay-chan]: Sorry, on an anti-v-day kick and grumpy. BEARS ARE GRUMPY TOO. Or maybe they're happy.

2007-02-15 [Fizban]: depends on which ones, grizzlies are always angry...and panda's are always happy ^_^

I wanna hug a baby panda...I want a baby panda ^_^

2007-02-15 [kay-chan]: Panda's are more closely related to foxes, which are happier beings. :3

2007-02-15 [NOOOPE]: pandas are the dumbest of bears. They are utterly convinced they can kill using cuteness. It's only 1/septillionth as effective as just mawling people to death. Panda cuteness only kills a half a person every year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtLzvOsQ80k <- prepare to be half killed.

2007-02-15 [Fizban]: AWWW THEY ARE RELATED TO FOXES!!! NO WONDER I LOVE THEM!!

PANDOXES!! *huggles times ten*

2007-02-15 [Fizban]: Awww, it sneezded ^_^ 
*glompuggles*

2007-02-15 [kay-chan]: Hee. But Panda cuteness really does disarm people. Maybe they're not looking to kill, but they're going for a more subtle form of mind control.

2007-02-15 [NOOOPE]: mmmmh, that is an interesting theory.

2007-02-16 [kay-chan]: And I watched the movie twice. Does that mean I'm totally dead, or am I a quarter alive, or does it only work once...?

2007-02-16 [NOOOPE]: Once, baby.

2007-02-17 [Lothuriel]: Pandas will eat your spleen....

2007-02-17 [kay-chan]: Not my spleen! I was saving that for later!

2007-02-17 [Lothuriel]: LOL....

2007-02-17 [Fizban]: There so cute, they can have my spleen to play with. Course I can only watch them for about a half an hour before I lose consciousness, but 'tis worth it. *Huggles*

2007-02-17 [Lothuriel]: *cackles*

2007-02-17 [NOOOPE]: *points at [Fizban]* AHH!! The mind control has taken effect!! Could it be that panda cute is super effective?!

*Gasp!* That's why they're going extinct! The government understands their threat...

2007-02-17 [Lothuriel]: Ooh, conspiracy theory. I like it.

2007-02-18 [Fizban]: NO!!

I shalt defend them with mine life!!!

2007-02-18 [kay-chan]: See? I totally called it. I WIN what do I win?

2007-02-18 [NOOOPE]: A bubble machine

2007-02-18 [Fizban]: OOH!! panda's and bubbles!! Even cuter!

2007-02-18 [NOOOPE]: [Fizban]! WATCH OOOOOUT!!

2007-02-18 [Fizban]: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

*dies*

OH OH!! hit me, hit me!!

2007-02-18 [Lothuriel]: My spleeeeen!!!

2007-02-18 [kay-chan]: O______________O *passes out*

2007-02-23 [kay-chan]: http://www.wikiality.com/Bears Cuz they really are godless killing machines.

Same with panda's. http://www.wikiality.com/Panda_Bear

2007-02-23 [NOOOPE]: Holy shit that's awesome...

2007-02-23 [kay-chan]: That's cuz Stephen Colbert is awesome. :3

2007-02-23 [NOOOPE]: So is Colbear, leader of the bears

2007-03-02 [Dil*]: HOLY FUCK!! A BEAR ON A CAR!! RUN!!! AARGHH!!!

2007-03-20 [taintedvalor]: hahaha this is funny. delicious.

2007-04-12 [Lothuriel]: I think I might just advertise it as my Featured wiki next week...

2008-08-28 [Doormat]: "Goddamn Velociraptors," said Alan Grant. But the crowd was silent...in disagreement. It could be worse. It could be bears.

2008-08-28 [NOOOPE]: Velociraptors aren't so bad if you get to know them.

2008-10-11 [Lothuriel]: Bears rock...

2008-10-11 [kay-chan]: If by "rock" you mean "are ruthless killing machines who will wear your ears as a necklace" then yes, you are absolutely 100% correct, [Lothuriel]. :3

And M... your raptor isn't fuzzy enough. XD

2008-10-12 [NOOOPE]: LIES!

2008-10-13 [kay-chan]: The ulnar papillae do not lie.

2008-10-13 [NOOOPE]: *Weeps* They look so stuuuuupid!!! Whyyyy?!!!

2008-10-13 [kay-chan]: Because aves are very closely related to Dinosauria. Dinosaurs might have just been the transition species.

And that one picture I showed you wasn't INCREDIBLY lame, only a little so. Plus they're mostly dead except for one Cuban-ish island, so it's not like they'll complain atcha or anything if you choose to ignore it.

2008-10-13 [Doormat]: Bears have gone on a scalping spree in mah area. Is it for trophy, OR DISGUISE?

Also, playing dead doesn't work anymore. THEY HAVE EVOLVED.

D:

2008-10-14 [Lothuriel]: So, this is what you get when you cross a bear and a Raptor...

2008-10-14 [NOOOPE]: GAAAAH!!!!!!

2008-10-14 [kay-chan]: AAAAAAH

2008-10-14 [NOOOPE]: SET IT ON FIRE!!

2008-10-14 [kay-chan]: NO IT'LL EAT YOUR FACE BEFORE YOU CAN REACH THE GASOLINE

2009-07-22 [Paul Doyle]: Da Bears! (SNL reference)

2009-07-22 [Paul Doyle]: (And it looks like the Furries are up to no good, yet again, judging by that plushie . . . )

2009-07-23 [kay-chan]: That's like saying the Pope is up to being Catholic yet again. When did he ever stop? Gorram furries. XD

2009-07-23 [Paul Doyle]: Is Gorram down the road from Gotham? Holy cow, Batman!

2009-07-24 [kay-chan]: Sweet fucking Jesus up the ass, Batman's a furry!

2009-08-08 [Lothuriel]: *passes out*

2009-10-24 [NOOOPE]: http://imgur.com/uNNZal.jpg

2009-10-24 [Lothuriel]: Oh migosh!! I love this pic!! I love this wiki!!

2009-10-24 [Doormat]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1YcNT-v2ik Bears: cannot be destroyed by 40 foot falls, >9000volts/amps of electricity.

2009-10-25 [NOOOPE]: Superior image

2009-10-26 [Lothuriel]: Agreed

2009-10-26 [kay-chan]: Indubitably.

2009-11-22 [Nioniel]: Love it!

2009-12-04 [kay-chan]:

2009-12-04 [NOOOPE]: FUUUUUCK!

2009-12-05 [kay-chan]:

2009-12-05 [Lothuriel]: Omigosh!! I love these!!

2009-12-05 [kay-chan]: That's it in the invisible bears for now. XD It's a good comic.

2009-12-06 [Doormat]: Most everything was not safe before. Now even thin air cannot be trusted.

2009-12-06 [Nioniel]:

Greatest. Wiki. Ever.

2009-12-06 [NOOOPE]: YES!

2009-12-08 [Lothuriel]: Indeed....

The PATS team has an inside joke that we "cause bears". We have different types of bears that we cause. Inside out bears, bear bears, circus bears and the worst of all bears, inside out circus bears.

So yeah...this wiki is the greatness.

2009-12-08 [Nioniel]: for sure.
:)

2009-12-08 [Nioniel]:

2009-12-08 [Lothuriel]: *gasp* I LOVE it!!!

2009-12-08 [Nioniel]: :)

2009-12-08 [Nioniel]: Oh, and there's this:

2009-12-08 [Lothuriel]: HAHA!! I've seen that one! We have it on our PATS desktop computer!!

2009-12-08 [Nioniel]: haha, nice!

2009-12-08 [windowframe]:

2009-12-08 [Nioniel]: Oh shit! When bears start learning to ride horses, we're all screwed!

2009-12-08 [Lothuriel]: OH MY FREAKING BARBEQUE!!  That is THE BEST!

2009-12-09 [Doormat]:

2009-12-09 [Aeolynn]: rofl...

2009-12-09 [Lothuriel]:

2009-12-09 [Nioniel]: Oh shit!
:)

2009-12-26 [NOOOPE]: Hedda? You edited my page?

2009-12-26 [Nioniel]: *thought that was weird too*

2009-12-26 [windowframe]: He uploaded the image at the top of the page to Elftown.

2009-12-26 [NOOOPE]: Alrighty. Out of curiosity, why? S'all good.

2009-12-27 [Hedda]: There is a diff-button to the right

I just don't trust other image-servers. These pages tend to become broken.

2009-12-27 [NOOOPE]: Holy moly! I had never noticed that button before! THAT IS FREAKING AMAZING!

2010-01-18 [kay-chan]:

2010-01-18 [NOOOPE]: Hahaha, I've seen that. FANTASTIC.

2010-01-27 [windowframe]: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/ptero | http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/bear_balls

2010-01-28 [NOOOPE]: Fan-freakin-tastic!

2010-01-29 [Lothuriel]: Oh my GOOOSSSHHH!!! I so have to send that to like 5,000 people!

2010-02-12 [NOOOPE]: How many tons of shit would you ruin your pants with is you saw this walking around -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76OgQ0iH_cA#t=55s

Or worse... slowly stalking you down a dark city street.

2010-02-12 [Hedda]: A four legged bear seems more dangerous to me...

2010-02-12 [NOOOPE]: Maybe more dangerous, but not nearly as disturbing.

2010-02-13 [Hedda]: I dare you to challenge me to find something way more disturbing on the Internet!

2010-02-13 [NOOOPE]: Oh god.... I uh... I challenge... you... *cringes*

2010-02-13 [kay-chan]: Said the giant squid to the building.

2010-02-13 [NOOOPE]: Kay, you make life worth living.

2010-03-04 [NOOOPE]:

2010-03-04 [kay-chan]: Oh god DAMN M. Do you know how painful snorting chili is? Do you?!

2010-03-05 [Lothuriel]:

2010-03-05 [NOOOPE]: .. oh God...

2010-03-05 [Paul Doyle]: Ah yes, from the infamous furry Orangina commercial :P

2010-03-05 [Paul Doyle]: . . . and I hope the panda kicks Kid Rock's ass, though Mr. Peanut no longer has his monocle.

2010-03-21 [Lothuriel]: haha

2010-03-22 [Doormat]: http://www.thingsbearslove.com/ I'll just leave this here.

2010-04-13 [NOOOPE]: We were given a red piece of paper last Friday and told to do whatever we wanted with it and bring it back this Wednesday. This is what I did:



I have no idea what that Russian says.

2010-04-13 [Nioniel]:

LOVE IT!

2010-04-24 [kay-chan]: http://www.cracked.com/funny-3195-women-are-not-bears/ A whole page of awesome drawings. About bears. Killing you.

2010-05-07 [Triola]: Facebook group: "Actually, real men are too busy fighting bears to cheat on, or abuse women."

:P

2010-05-09 [Hedda]:

2010-05-10 [NOOOPE]: HOLY SHIT!

2010-05-26 [Doormat]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia05NGd3-dU First sticks, then katanas, then assault rifles, and finally, Armageddon. 

2010-06-04 [Hedda]: Kung Fu Bear!
<URL:http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936343>

2010-06-04 [Nioniel]: Nice!

2010-06-13 [NOOOPE]: http://imgur.com/JZABq

I don't know

2010-07-06 [kay-chan]: Apparently Luda makes bears cry. http://www.gunshowcomic.com/comics/20090928.png

2010-07-25 [kay-chan]: http://24.media.tumblr.com/NAVTLoTJUmy7l007FHHijfz6o1_500.jpg True story.

2010-07-27 [Lothuriel]: OMIGOSH [kay-chan] that's the greatest!!!

2010-07-27 [NOOOPE]: http://i.imgur.com/mvPMG.jpg

2010-07-27 [hanhepi]: so, now they drive too? holy shit this is getting out of hand!

2010-07-28 [kay-chan]: What really bust me up was the headline. 'Who is driving? OMG, bear is driving!' Forgive me, this may be the wine talking. :D

2010-07-28 [hanhepi]: yeah, that was funny as hell

2010-07-28 [Triola]: It's even funnier for me because my younger brother is just learning how to drive and his name is Bjørn, which is the Norwegian word for bear x)

_{Yes, "Bear" is a common name in Norway :D}

2011-08-12 [NOOOPE]:

2011-08-13 [Lothuriel]:

2011-12-13 [NOOOPE]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE&feature=share

2011-12-14 [NOOOPE]:

2012-05-12 [iippo]: If this doesn't instil a healthy fear of bears in you, nothing will:
http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/44425724/peepin-the-trailer

2012-05-26 [Doormat]: There is a skill in Diablo 3 that summons zombie bears (http://www.diablowiki.net/Zombie_Bears). I immediately deleted Diablo 3 after learning this. To think one could actually kill a bear and have it turn into a zombie (obviously) is preposterous. This false idea will probably lead to thousands/millions of deaths until Blizzard sorts their shit out.

2012-06-07 [Hedda]: http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2012/06/06/demotivational-posters-these-are-my-gods/

2012-06-07 [NOOOPE]: OH GOD NO

2012-07-14 [iippo]: If you have forgotten your fear of bears, it is time to refresh it:
http://io9.com/5925799/remembering-private-wojtek-the-soldier+bear-who-fought-in-world-war-ii

2013-02-06 [Hedda]:

2013-02-26 [Hedda]:

2013-02-26 [NOOOPE]: They have people shoulders...

2013-03-11 [Dezmond]: that looks like the werewolves from underworld o.O

2013-03-21 [Lothuriel]: I still have so much love for this wiki!

2013-05-09 [Viking]: Never allow bears to ride bicycles. Especially in a race against monkeys...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs_cFTV_MUc

2013-05-09 [NOOOPE]: Clever girl...

2013-06-19 [Hedda]:

Bears - Way cooler than golf!

2013-06-25 [Viking]: Bears, Ranked
http://deadspin.com/bears-ranked-533263457

2013-06-26 [Hedda]: Too much bear at once!

2013-09-21 [Viking]: If you are in Russia, and driving along, you should give bears treats:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d51_1379628467

2013-09-24 [Paul Doyle]: DA BEARS!!!

2013-10-07 [Hedda]:

2013-10-07 [Aeolynn]: this totally reminds me of manbearpig from southpark

2014-09-07 [Viking]: Bears are causing problems in Girl Genius:
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20140905

2014-09-07 [Viking]: Also, they're working with sharks: