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The Sith Lords

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."

[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera

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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!

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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar

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<URL:http://paul.mantasoft.net/Filez/triumph_starwars.wmv>
<URL:http://paul.mantasoft.net/Filez/star_wars_kid.wmv>
<URL:http://www.crownedfox.com/video/swk_remix_blasters.mpg>

http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]

Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links

<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/> Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.)
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
(8.)
<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
(11.)
<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil

This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome

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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]

DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).

More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!

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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)

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By [Skydancer]

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By [Sir. Robert]

By [TheRogue]

By [Ocean Soul]

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By [spincrus]
(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]

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Image drawn by [travs the bean] and used with his permission

A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**

**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.

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See also The Jedi Council

See also The Sith Brotherhood

2006-10-22 [Saray]: Scared? Moi? XD

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: BOOO!!:p

2006-10-22 [Saray]: *lashes whip* silence!

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: BOOOAUCH!

2006-10-22 [Saray]: *evil laughter* Mwahaha :P

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: *rubs bum*

2006-10-22 [Saray]: ahhww, I didn't hurt you too much, did I? :O

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: yes you did:p meanie:p

2006-10-22 [Saray]: Ahhhwww :(
Kiss and make up?

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: sure:p

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: how cute. :P

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: this is not anywhere near evilXD

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: noticed that, siré.

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: yes.. its time to do something evil again!

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: indeed. do you have any propositions?

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: we could.. practice our evil laughters?

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: *shrugs* same to me.

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: is there something you really hate?

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: philosophy classes?

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: lets kill that then:p

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: yeh, let's kill our teacher. that little bitch deserves to die.

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: great fun ^^ where does she live?:p

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: I'm not sure, actually, but somewhere around there *points the place on the map*

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: lets start there then:p

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: yeh. how shall we kill her? nothing too quick and nice, I think.

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: torture.. oow we can record her class and have her listen to it time after time after time..

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: *shakes her head* she would be just happy. she is too conceited.

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: what does she hate?:p

2006-10-22 [Sir. Robert]: In my experience, philosophy teachers hate to be wrong :)

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: indeed.

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: so we must prove her wrong all the time? we cna make that more exiting:p

2006-10-22 [Sir. Robert]: You just have to find an idea she is passionate about and crush it with the "truth"

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: that shouldnt be too hard.. and we can cut off limbs too:p

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: hmmm... maybe I should stay awake during her classes and try to find her weakness...

2006-10-22 [Sir. Robert]: It helps that we can tell her what to think :)

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: and then again, she is a philosophy teacher. she'll argue with us.

2006-10-22 [Mirindyin]: and we get our asses kicked.

2006-10-22 [Sir. Robert]: I'm not sure I want to ever read a philosophy teacher's mind...it probbly would hurt me more than her >_o

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: we have force barriers for that:p

2006-10-22 [Sir. Robert]: ...I think I need to work on that :S

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: admitting you have a problem is the first step to succes..

2006-10-22 [Sir. Robert]: Is there a second step?

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: dont know.. i accidentally killed my self help tape while i was outing my problem:p

2006-10-22 [Sir. Robert]: Ok...i'm not feeling any better just telling myself and everyone else that I have a problem :S *kills innocent looking bunny*

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: *pats shoulder* it will be okay:p

2006-10-22 [Saray]: You people type to much and too fast.

2006-10-22 [Trennas]: its not magic.. its just evil ^^

2006-10-23 [Saray]: :P I never said it was magic! :P

You evil critters!

2006-10-24 [Trennas]: youre right! its evil!:p

2006-10-24 [Saray]: :P hehehe

2006-10-24 [The Dizzy Raven]: I won't be talking much here because I need to work on some of my own wikis.I'll come to talk when I can. TTYL!

2006-10-24 [-Orion-]: bye bye..

2006-10-24 [Trennas]: au revoir again ^^

2006-10-24 [Calico Tiger]: [Trennas] is now co-owner of this wiki page. Fear him >;)

2006-10-24 [Trennas]: POWER!!! UNLIMITED POWER!!! MUHAHAHAHAAA *cough cough choke gasp* AAAIIIRRR!! *cough cough*

2006-10-25 [Mirindyin]: *slaps her master's back* cut it out already, siré...

2006-10-25 [Trennas]: ah, much better.. something in my throat.. yes.. my throat..

2006-10-25 [Paul Doyle]: What is thy bidding? :P

2006-10-25 [Trennas]: *pokes* arent you forgetting something?:p

2006-10-25 [Saray]: OMG! What have you done??? You've doomed us all!! XD

2006-10-25 [Trennas]: silence!

2006-10-25 [Mirindyin]: *stays quiet but grins widely*

2006-10-25 [Trennas]: not you, just saray:p

2006-10-25 [Mirindyin]: ah so. ^^

2006-10-25 [Trennas]: you are allowed to be.. ehr.. evil.. in a not so silent way:p

2006-10-25 [Saray]: Don't you silence me, Trennas-poo!

2006-10-25 [Trennas]: Dont poo me, Saray-pee!:p

2006-10-25 [-Orion-]: *shakes her head* My oh my.. >_>

2006-10-25 [Paul Doyle]: http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/bgr/lowres/bgrn661l.jpg

2006-10-29 [Trennas]: that reminds me:p

2006-10-29 [Saray]: *eye twitches* GRRR!

2006-10-29 [Trennas]: what?:p

2006-10-30 [Lothuriel]: Check out my house!! I partied with Vader tonight!

2006-10-30 [Trennas]: eeh goodie!!:D

2006-10-30 [Paul Doyle]: I wonder if Vader ever had any fun after he started wearing suit gear. What really happened while Vader was in his chamber, "meditating?" :P

2006-10-30 [Trennas]: no one will ever know:p

2006-10-31 [Lothuriel]: ooh, ooh me *raises hand eargerly* Iknow I know!!

2006-10-31 [Kileaiya]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-GSgh42GZ0 Anyone seen this?

2006-10-31 [Lothuriel]: You Tube hates my computer.

2006-10-31 [Anomynous]: You didn't miss much...

2006-10-31 [Trennas]: ... righhhtt... a dark dark day for the dark side -_-

2006-11-01 [Saray]: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Saray/Picture296.jpg>
I like his shirt, though.

2006-11-01 [Trennas]: who'se shirt?

2006-11-01 [Saray]: in the movie >.>
It says: "evil."

2006-11-01 [Trennas]: oow:p

2006-11-01 [Lothuriel]: *is reminded why we all love Saray so much*

2006-11-02 [Paul Doyle]: *Saray is a beacon of hope amidst the anguish and turmoil created by whomever on Myspace or Elfpack produced that stupid video*

2006-11-02 [Paul Doyle]: These are better :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93D2SiWVw4U , http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8RZ_FCIFyo

2006-11-02 [Trennas]: first one is badly animated and badly voice acted, but the last one is utter beauty XD

2006-11-02 [Saray]: damn that first one SUCKS. I could post the LOL picture again but it's allready quite present on this page :P

I'm a bacon of hope. Salty. XD

2006-11-02 [Paul Doyle]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM :P

2006-11-02 [Trennas]: hey! Thats my line!:p

2006-11-03 [Calico Tiger]: Loth, this one is for you XD <URL:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_NALyl9Sr4&mode=related&search=>

2006-11-04 [Paul Doyle]: The guy who made this is obviously talented (I'm referring to his singing) but, um, I'm as revolted by this as much as [Trennas] is revolted by that "DV therapy" clip I link. Oh well . . . to each their own :P

2006-11-04 [Trennas]: aye! ooh, wait.. wrong character.. I mean.. yeesss...

2006-11-04 [Mirindyin]: hey... someone to tell me a good vampire/horror-movie?

2006-11-04 [Trennas]: im afraid you can count the good ones on one hand:p Bram Stokers Dracula still remains best i think, but thats my personal opinion:)

2006-11-04 [Mirindyin]: *sighs* I haven't seen good horror-films for a long time.. and I'm getting bored already. :P And vampire-films.. *sighs again* good ones can be found nowhere.

2006-11-04 [Pnelma Tirian]: I can recommend some seriously trippy movies. Paramount Pictures does a lot of foreign mindscrewers.

2006-11-05 [Trennas]: and well there is the HAMMER archive.. they arent neccesarily good or scary movies, but they are still pretty decently made, which puts them over the average Van Helsing and all that crap XD

2006-11-15 [Saray]: HAMMER is awesome. I love old fashioned horror movies.

2006-11-15 [Trennas]: ahhrr me too ^^

2006-11-15 [Paul Doyle]: Grawwawwwr! Hammer---as in Hammer Studios, the British studio that produced horror flicks from the 1950s-1970s with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Not HAMMER TIME---if I see that idiot, I swear I will breathe fire on him, and then cut him down. *growls and lights crimson saber**postures and growls* "Touch THIS, butt-munch."

2006-11-16 [Trennas]: someone clearly has issues..

2006-11-16 [Paul Doyle]: Heehee ^_^ I grew up with "Superfreak" by Rick James, and Hammer's rip-off was supremely annoying at the time. They'd blare it over the loudspeakers at the college dining hall, and there was no way to have the radio station changed. :P

2006-11-16 [Trennas]: yes, it was a dreadful time for most of us kids:p

2006-11-17 [Paul Doyle]: Speaking of dreadful childhood memories, here's a lame example of 1980s Star Wars ads broadcast during Saturday morning cartoon breaks. Merchandising gone amok! C3PO-noes, Part One (kiddie safe): http://eighty.six-something.org/?view=27 (click the video clip download)

2006-11-17 [Paul Doyle]: C3PO-noes, Part Two (not safe for work!). Apparently when Han Solo called C3PO "golden rod", he wasn't kidding. Infamous trading card. http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/c3po.htm

2006-11-17 [Trennas]: hehe my my, the force is strong with this one ^^

2006-11-23 [Nuit Darksin]: Good evening dark lords and ladies. I am Darth Rokar I wish to pledge my allegiance to you. *bows*

2006-11-23 [Trennas]: my my, fresh blood.. we will gladly take you into our ranks, smooth talker:p

2006-12-12 [Omega18]: so how does one join the Sith Lords

2006-12-12 [Trennas]: one simply asks and evilness will ensue ^^

2006-12-12 [Omega18]: who do i ask then

2006-12-12 [Trennas]: you ask here!

2006-12-13 [Rain S.]: Or you just kill someone and then ask, that way you will have more chance to get accepted...

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: nah, he may do that as soon as he is accepted ^^ he wont beat any of us until then, heck he doesnt even have the basic Sith thingies covered!

2006-12-13 [Rain S.]: *dissipointed becouse he wont see any massacre* Blah... Then, let someone accept him or kill him. *turns to Omega18* Tell me... Do you drink? Want some Jawa juice?

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: nah i'll pass on the jawa juice

2006-12-13 [Rain S.]: *his pale face that was friendly just a second ago now grins in a treathening shape* Now that was not healthy. Not healthy at all...

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: *backs away* are you ok?

2006-12-13 [Rain S.]: You want to get accepted but you dont drink, you dont kill, you dont pillage, you dont drink, you dont rob, you dont drink, you dont want to fight, you dont drink... What is wrong with you?

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: i do kill and pillage...no one to kill and nothing to pillage right now....now is there?

2006-12-13 [Rain S.]: Ah...just kidding... Not much to do as a sith those days so I am trying to provoke a fight so we could enjoy in some massacre here but... We are so unforunate to live in time of peace and prosperity... Ah...Good all war times... Well...Anywhay, talk to the cat in charge and I am shure she will accept you, she is a nice person...for a sith :)

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: i hate peace and prosperity....when will the cat in charge be around?

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: you dont have to..

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: i dont have to what

2006-12-13 [Rain S.]: She is allways here...and everywhere... *takes a sip from that Jawa bottle, his face now becomes strange, and his ears start to move* To find the one in charge, know the one in charge young apprentice must! Ask her, approve your joining she will! *his face becomes normal again and his ears stop moving* Damn, this stuff is great! *looks at the Jawa juice*

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: you have been invited..

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: *bows* thank u my lord

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: go forth and do something evil..

2006-12-13 [Rain S.]: blah

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: and you too!

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: wat is it u wish me to do

2006-12-13 [Rain S.]: Do you ever do something by your own without asking someone before? Shut ap with that questions allready! Do whatever you want! You are a sith, not a Jedi! Do something evil! Dance polka! Who cares?!

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: dancing polka....hmmm thats a good idea...maybe the ewoks would like to dance...

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: yes.. and after that.. you kill them ^^

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: *glares at Trennas*......you dont have to tell me that.....i had planned that already

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: i wasnt telling, i was suggesting.. *zaps you* and that is for being insolent behavior towards your superior..

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: what was that for i just glared at you.....its not like i pulled a lightsaber out on you

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: you were insolent ^^

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: oh well i just will have to make sure not to do that again *thinks to self* "i need to keep my anger in check or face severe punishments"

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: *walks off to find trasnport to Endor* i hope the ewoks are ready for some dancing...

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: oow you can make them dance if they are not ^^

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: yea i know they are going to have so much fun

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: good chance to practice those lightning skills ^^

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: yes it is the poor little ewoks arent very resistant towards lightning

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: nope ^^ specially around the foot area:p

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: yep and after im done killing them who should i kill next?

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: oow there is plenty more to kill on endor.. but there is plenty of ewoks so you wont run out any time soon ^^

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: yea but they will most likely get boring because of the fact they are so easy to kill

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: it will be harder in larger numbers ^^

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: how they are so small and easy to kill

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: well what they lack in size they make up in numbers..

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: yea i guess they have that but still it shouldnt be to hard for me to do

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: do not overestimate your powers young one.. without proper training you are merely a evil being with some force potentials..

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: i wont and i know my limits so there is no need to worry

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: we will see about that ^^

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: u doubt me

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: naturally ^^

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: well then i will try my hardest to prove ur doubts wrong

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: you may try ^^

2006-12-13 [Omega18]: will it suprise u if i manage to prove ur doubts wrong

2006-12-13 [Trennas]: not the least bit ^^

2006-12-14 [Paul Doyle]: *perched on a cozy recliner reading a l337-speak dictionary*

2006-12-14 [Trennas]: you sure made yourself comfy ^^

2006-12-14 [Paul Doyle]: Someone tell me--is the adoption of l337-speak or AOL-speak a legitimate step to the dark side of the Force? Or is something not be taken seriously, like that little chicken-hawk bird on Looney Tunes who is always trying to attack Foghorn Leghorn?

2006-12-14 [Trennas]: the latter, definitly ^^

2006-12-14 [Omega18]: i hope that i dont run into any jedis cuz i just dont feel like fightin them....i want to kill ewoks

2006-12-14 [Skydancer]: Plants a thermal grenade in the dictionary

2006-12-14 [Paul Doyle]: *takes cover and celebrates!*

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: *watches the fireworks ^^*

2006-12-15 [Skydancer]: Lights a Terrainian cigar from the sparks.. :)

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: ah sheer bliss ^^

2006-12-15 [Paul Doyle]: *breathes fire on the inferno just to make the room cheerier, toastier and more ambient*

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: *leans back on her chair*

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: its getting hot in here:p

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: If that's a cue to make me start to take my clothes off, I'm not falling for it.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: ehr.. paul set the room on fire.. i think taking of your clothes wouldnt be the best idea in the world right now:p

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: I am aware that the room was set on fire. I just don't feel any good reason to start panicking and running around right now.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: somehow i dont see any connection between running around and panicking and stripping bare naked XD

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: That's because there's not actual connection. My comment 'bout not taking my clothes off was merely because you're comment reminded me of that song.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: there is a song? o.O

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: Never mind. *shakes her head*

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: *looks it up* (...) *doesnt know whether to die from the hideousness or the "music" or the idiocy of the lyrics*

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: My point exactly.

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: *revives himself* god that was just.. so bad.. so incredibly bad XD

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: I know >_<

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: *puts out the fire* there, begone with the misunderstandings!

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: *laughs*

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: pfff.. another subject; dont you think it is about time that you two will be granted the ranks of dark ladies of the sith?

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: If it seems that we are ready for it, then yes. If it is considered we still aren't good enough, we can wait. Well, I can wait. I'm not too sure 'bout Min :P

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: ok, chie isn't probably going to say anything. >__> I agree with you, master. even though it sound a bit selfish and childish to say it that way.. but as you wish, master. ditch us.

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: Ha I was faster xP

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: ooh Min seems all too eager to rise in the ranks XD hmmm, think about this carefully i must XD

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: I noticed that. Darn!

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: You still need to practise, lil sis. XD

2006-12-15 [-Orion-]: And Trennas, take all the time you need. ^^

2006-12-15 [Trennas]: now.. i could of course put you in such a trial that you will have to fight each other to the death as the ultimate test, but that would be a waste since you are both equally promising candidates.. hmmm.. a dilemma this is..:p

2006-12-15 [Mirindyin]: he'll take a lot of time with this, sis. shall we go to have a cup of tea?