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This is me. Cat. I'm a scary lady (apparently). OK, so maybe I'm not really. I like to think of myself as a nice person and I'll do you a good turn if I can. I know there are a lot of you out there in the ether who need support, so feel free to message me if there's any way I can help (alternatively, go to When you are alone...).







I have a degree in Environemntal Biology from Imperial and 6 months experience as as Secondary School Science teacher. I am currently working as a private tutor through an agency. Much nicer than conventional teaching. No crowd control needed. :)








At the moment, I am teaching myself dressmaking and haberdashery through making historical costume. Anyone interested in either geeking about it or having something made, please message me.

I am an artist, not a brilliant one, but I'm getting better with every picture I do. :) If you are very nice to me like [lady.crimson], I may make you a little doodle for your house.








I like a good deal of different comedies, ranging from Blackadder to Red Dwarf and I enjoy my sci-fi series'. My favourite book is Good Omens. I also like to play the odd silly joke, e.g. hiding all the light bulbs and pretending that I've "eaten" them. My favourite colour is purple.







I dislike "hi" messages and anyone who attempts to solicit cyber sex from me. Just don't. The guards get far to many reports about cybering, they don't need too add you to thier blacklist.



My favouritest thing is Doctor Who. :) I have a FanQuarter gallery completely over run with it. If you come across a Dalek themed picture in one of the main street competitions, I'm invariably the one behind it.
My favourite Doctor is either Peter Davison or Colin Baker, depending on what mood I'm in. David Tennant is a good Doctor, but Eccleston should not be mentioned in my prescence.


My favourite [bazzalisk] as my favourite Doctor, drawn by moi. :)

Purple! and Daleks! and PURPLE DALEKS!








Come and join me at the Stripey Scarf Society. Yay! Doctor Who!
artistic tips and tricks (my arty tutorial)
The Art Store
Nothing Like Sanity!
Megatokyo Fans United
The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
fighter club
Protagonists
Take Elftown Back