WELCOME!!!

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Come in, come in! My name is Squall, and this is my humble abode on ET.

Drink and be merry, help yourself to anything in the fridge. This has been a very odd summer. I am currently at Naval Station Newport training for the US Navy. I leave my girl and child in Lincoln, Nebraska as I press onward to gain that Ensign bar! It's down to Pensacola, Florida afterwards for flight school. I'm all over the place these days. ^_^

Anyone is welcome in my house so long as you follow the rules below, and use common sense. The rules of my house are simple:

A) Do no harm
B) Live and let live
C) PLEASE do not message me saying "Hot, sexy" or the like. 

I recognize that, in comparison to many of the boys on Elftown, I am fairly attractive. (And so modest. Can't you tell?) I have a rather firm stand against taking interest in girls under 18, as it would more than likely involve legal reprocussions. ^_~ If you are over 18, fine, but give yourself a bit more respect than having the depth of a puddle, and say something intelligent.

My house is not for fighting in. I believe that the occasional rumble is not only inevitable, but good for health; however, do it outside please. 

I love giving out advice, especially on romance. I'm no love doctor, but I am rather good at analyzing relationships, having had a variety of my own in the past.

I happen to love getting (intelligent) messages. Please send them! If you send me a message that says "hi," I will reply, but probably with "hi, sup?" in return. 

I go by many names, and so few people know, let alone call me, my real name. I prefer to keep it that way, simply for internet security's sake. 


My Wikis:
Mercenary University - dead wiki. I feel kinda bad deleting it, though, cause it was rather fun to make.
Mercenary's Guide to Magic - A post apocolyptic anime. The world has been raped by magic, three-fourths of the world's population has been wiped out. A tale of love and life after the end of the world as told by Zero Montgomery, Shaolin Monk of the Shinigami Resistance. Story complete.
MGTM: Leon's Requiem - Part two of The Mercenary's Guide to magic; the book that I was writing, but gave up on, because let's face it, the original kinda sucked too. ^_^

In the works: Hellion Strife in heaven causes a fallen angel to lead the forces of hell to earth. War breaks out on earth, in the heavens and the depths of hell to permenantly destroy the corrupt diety. I've got it mostly written on paper, but need to type it up.

Enjoy, and have a wonderful day.

~[squall_kitty]