hello I'm Charlotte, i enjoy long stroles barefoot along the beach, the smell of perminate texta, skipping and frollicking in general. My favourite things- brown paper packages tied up with string.....
a little about me- i tie my shoelaces in a double knot



i love you Brett, you make me smile & go all OOOey on the inside- I'm keeping you forever!


me and my SAXXY she is sooooooo kooot very very special little dooof


[OK, this was in a house, it makes you look like the biggest dick if on a public computer! Type your name with your....]


Thumbs together : charlotte
nose : charloyye
elbow : cvhnjazsrftl.olghtgtredf
chin : `cbzfdr,k,fgvgfvxd
tongue : charlotte
foot : chartl;olyuhtytgyed
eyes closed : charlittw
palm : cvvbnbv7bn cv 8m v6 v6 b78
forehead : tysdyhighy
bigtoe : charlotte


my what excellent tongue control i have lol


now i will list my friends on here, making me look both popular and kind
in random order so no one gets offended...
[Dayru] this is on of the coolest most funnest people you'll meet on here... i'm sure we we've met in another lifetime... in another place....
[member - deleted] dear dear friend, this is one of the kindest souls you will ever meet.
[===] my boom boom so very special to me
[.,.,.,.,.,] WHY GOD WHY WON'T YOU LET ME 'SWING' ?? *cries* i love this little ape girl
[failingexistence] is a poo
[Julzia]oooooooooooh julzia a goolzia where do i even begin to describe the cutenuss
[Dragonus] i will swim a thousand oceans to touch your face... but i can't swim and i can't count past 20 so how bouts i just fly:)
[woundedsoul] the most cutest smile aaaaw this boy gives me flutterbies in the tummy yus yus
[Slayer 247] i love you mikie yups yups yups
[Xiphius] awesum guy :P
[-Scarlett-] i could stare into this girls eyes for a kazzilion eternities....
[SilverBlue82] this guy should be a semi nude male model uuh huuuuh.... also is one of my closest elftown buddies i love our chats you're the bomb!
[BeyondDarkness] the hair!! the hendrix loving!!! the most random conversations ever, funniest dude
[999999#####] sleazy tim you are an absolute champ...... throws feces at you
[Magron] this girl...... ooh mine morgy morgy without you i would die

[ROTTING FLESH] i like to tease this boy :) many good times my dear chum
[powerz] i made up a theme song just for him
[Shaven] very misunderstood, such a sweetypie xxxxx
[Much Ado About Nothing] bek bek bek sooooooo much cutenuss all rolled into a big ball of icky gooo... mmmmm free goo
[Megan the Vegan] its always the quiet ones...
[~HYPERION~] uuuh has anyone NOT seen the testicles?? ANYONE??
[+eyes of a scared little girl+] saxy you adorable little thing you *licks your face*
[ubermarcus] ooow WEsbiAn :) we're getting married, on a hill, under the moonlight, at the bottom of a lake... on tuesday, after supper.... and 'BIggus dickus' WILL hear of this ....... just you wait
(oh and you are last cause i'm last on yours NERNIE!!!!)


mineself and guy [powers] being emo skunks




*10 questions. Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles...*


Chosen Band: PRIMUS



1. Are you male or female?: Glass sandwich
2. Describe yourself: laquerhead
3. How do some people feel about you?:the thing that should not be
4. How do you feel about yourself?: my name is mud
5. Describe your family?: seas of cheese
6. Where would you rather be?: space farm
7. Describe what you want to be: wynonas big brown beaver
8. Describe how you live: the air is slippery
9. Describe how you love: kalamazoo
10. Describe what you hate: detatchable penis




[my fave song ever!!] TOMMY THE CAT - PRIMUS

I remember as it were a meal ago

Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter
May have nestled it’s way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley rat
Had met it’s demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel
Of this awesome prowling machine. truly a wonder of nature this urban
Predator. tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare
Occasion such as this that he did.

She came slidin’ down the alleyway like butter drippin’ off a hot
Biscuit. the aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in
Even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those
Days. the sight was beyond belief. many a head snapped for double,
Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the
Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were
Known to hang out. they hung in droves. such a multitude of
Masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was
O’malley’s alley. the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into
The heart of the alley. she knew what she wanted. she was lookin’
For that stud bull, the he cat. and that was me. tommy the cat is my
Name and I say unto thee...

Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
say baby do you wanna lay down by my side say baby!
SAY BABY!!
Say baby do you wanna lay down with me?
say baby do you wanna lay down by my side say baby!
SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


i love this photo! We all catch the SPECIAL bus


this is me if i were a fairy !! wheeee


*HEY SEE IF YOU CAN READ THIS, ITS A THING CALLED TYPOGLYCEMIA!!* (its amazing)


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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The
rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe. Such a cdonition is arppoiately cllaed Typoglycemia






I hurt: not even a fly
I want: attention!!!
I hate: attention
I cry: silently,when no-ones there
I fear: it happening again...
I hope: you're wearing clean underwear...
I feel alone: when there's nobody there
I waste: paper
I talk: sometimes too much...sometimes not enough
I break: breakable things
I watch: that one fly on the wall
I remember: stupid quotes from cartoons
I forget: important details
I sleep with: my teddy cat
I hide: from you
I drive: a VOLVO station wAGON :) heheh
I burn: ANYTHING, I'm sexually attracted to fire
I breathe: air
I miss: Brett!! come here now so i can cuddle you and squeeze you and poke you and squish you
I feel: content
I know: tomorrow is no guarentee
I dream: of the one i miss
I await: death
I live: inside this body
I die:....in peace....not pieces