Welcome to my house and please step inside!
It's nothing fancy in here, just the average little house but please make yourself comfortable and if you'd like, there's some drinks in the kitchen and a freshly baked cake in my little storage.
Yes, that would be the small shabby door to the right, you'll feel the cool air when you get closer. Don't mind the rats, most of them are tame.
No, of course I did not bake the cake myself! Are you suicidal, wanting my cooking? Oh, you just wanted to make sure..? Well, now you know, it's safe to eat.
I'll be right back, I'll just go see to the horses. And maybe sleep some. But you just make yourself comfortable, as I said.