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Fake Pagans.
Can't live with them, and yes we could easily live without them.


Welcome to Playgans the psychotic rantings of the Exhibit A: [Delladreing]. Formed out of sheer madness and frustration Playgans was born out of a love for religion and genuine faith, mixed in with a healthy dosage of psychosis and religious zeal enough to make even the most devout fundamentalist feel ashamed.


The rant began in the year of 2004 and is still going strong. During this time Playgans has come under fire and been branded as a "hate site", Dela herself has been tainted with the foulness of such accusations.
The aim of Playgans was never to incite or promote religious hatred. The aim of Playgans was to educate the masses, the fakers found on the web, and to give those serious about their faith in the pagan world a place to come and have a bit of a chat. So far it has been working well and we now have a wider branch of readers than we ever had before. The fact that the site contains a lot of references to violence, and psychosis does not mean that the content found within is hate mongering. It is merely [Delladreing]'s style of writing. And mindset. (Heh.)


At this point she would like to thank all of those that have shown her project such support. Had there not been so much support and loyalty from readers she would have allowed Playgans to fade away a long time ago. Thank you to all of you :)


Playgans News
Click for all your news and other random crap.
To go back in time, click the Playgans News Archive.
Please note any important news will be added to the bottom of the wiki in bold.


NEWS PREVIEW:
dear diary....


And now, on with the ranting:


-The Original Rant.

The pebble that started the avalanche.



Vaguely educational, the things you really ought to read:


-The Term "Playgan"   -Definition of a Real Wiccan   -You Might Be a Playgan if...
-Further Reading   -Further Further Reading


-Setting the Myths Straight   -Pentacle/Pentagram Which Is It?   -OMG! i h3xx0rz u!  
-Jeeves! Bring me my gun...   -So you're a vampyre huh?


-Faffing hell...   -Its all in the name...   -Religious tolerance...


Frothing at the mouth seizure induced ranting:


-"Omg I pwn u!"...o rly?   -Oh no...   -Fuck the What?  
-So you've seen 'The Craft'?   -The Witch is Back


*NEW*
The Commercialist Witch

 


Some Wiccan texts and explanations of their origins etc etc.
-The Ardanes- Gerald Gardner
-The Full Wiccan Rede- Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the Goddess - Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the God-Doreen Valiente
-Witches Rune - Doreen Valiente
-Witches Creed - Doreen Vaiente


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-Members of Playgans Join! :)
-Playgans: FAQ Ask questions.
-Playgans banners Advertise me bitches!





*Stagger, sway, crumples to the ground and lays there twitching*
As you can see, we've had a major epic overhaul of vast proportions. Now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational battle station fine lines and the smoothness of the layout. No more ocd inducing amount of STUFF crammed in to one page. (gottafixitgottafixitgottafixit) And it's only taken me five months. Aha ahahahah ahahahahahahah ahem heh hmm...Although you may think you know some of these rants well, please note that although I've used the same title for a lot of things, I have actually, in some cases rewritten the entire thing. So please, go have another read. Anything currently missing, such as the fanart, fansongs etc etc will be put back in at a later date. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go over in to that corner and die

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2006-01-09 [windowframe]: O_o did I just get called silly? I resent that, I really, really resent-ohhhh cocaine.

2006-01-09 [Azuri]: O.o*gets confused*

2006-01-09 [Delladreing]: yea dont mind her, ooh look boots made out of cocaine over there

2006-01-09 [windowframe]: O_O where?

2006-01-09 [Azuri]: Oo addicted much??

2006-01-09 [Delladreing]: in the corner...oh my god they're being stolen by grey people!

2006-01-09 [Azuri]: wha? grey people*hides behind rock*

2006-01-09 [windowframe]: O_O nuuuu! goddamned you grey people! No wonder no one will represent you o.< *plots to kill the greys* Dela, o.o I may need my rocket launcher back.

2006-01-09 [Delladreing]: yes grey people, people like my ex wi drug problems who eventuakly tirn grey from it o.O and here *hands it back*

2006-01-09 [windowframe]: ^_^ Right. <.< Maybe I should use my tontie hammer, too, *toddles off to mash the greys*

2006-01-09 [Delladreing]: lmao

2006-01-09 [Azuri]: O.o odd...

2006-01-09 [a faerie tale]: Mneep! So many comments! *dies*

2006-01-09 [Delladreing]: will people PLEASE stop dying on my wiki!

2006-01-09 [windowframe]: Yeah, it's hard enough to keep the necrophiles at bay as it is <.< >.>

2006-01-09 [Delladreing]: *cracks the whip* back I say BACK

2006-01-09 [a faerie tale]: *lives again* It's okay Dela. We always come back. ^^

2006-01-09 [Delladreing]: much to the necroes' dissapointment :P

2006-01-09 [a faerie tale]: >.<* Grosseroo, Dela!

2006-01-09 [Delladreing]: hehehehe ^^

2006-01-10 [Azuri]: Oye you peoples are so weird....though im not much better ^_^

2006-01-10 [Delladreing]: A thought occurs to me, do you people want your own rant pad on playgans to rant about teh playgans? o.O

2006-01-10 [Azuri]: Oo oooo that would be spiftacular.

2006-01-10 [Azuri]: *does the happy dance and goes to see* weee a good long rant is what i need:D

2006-01-10 [Delladreing]: wheee *hops*

2006-01-10 [Azuri]: wheee indeed!

2006-01-10 [Sobre is the shit]: wow i missed something..... lol

2006-01-10 [a faerie tale]: Nevermind what I said earlier Dela. You rock. :)

2006-01-10 [Delladreing]: hehehe thankee ;)

2006-01-11 [Fuu]: Hello all! *is really happy* And before you ask y I am happy idk. I haven't slept properly and am running on caffine. But I think I am happy because of the wiki I just made that I am proud of. Oh and by the way I have a favor to ask of some of you or any that are interested. I am going to be writing a editorial for my journalism class on wicca and how society acts towards and what things have made wicca out to be. And I am wanted to ask if any of you might be interested in allowing me to interview you for you points of view?

2006-01-11 [Fuu]: Oh and sorry my last comment was so long, I am high on caffine, sugar, and major agitation, so somehow that became the magical thing called hyperness, how I am still unsure of.

2006-01-11 [Azuri]: Heh Yay for the wonders of caffine!!

2006-01-11 [Delladreing]: ooh dear :P *shakes head* but yes by all means feel free to throw some questions at us, well me, i can't speak for everyone else :)

2006-01-11 [sezmo lex]: you can ask me Fuu! caffine on the other hand can be bad! (i took 24 pro plus in as many hour durring my finals and was in hospital with the shakes)

2006-01-11 [Azuri]: Oo yea when you do it that way it can be i was talking like cafine in pops adn what not O.o

2006-01-11 [sezmo lex]: oh ok! i am not an addict dont get me wrong...but a worryer! finals!!!!!

2006-01-11 [Azuri]: LolTis ok finals are the DEVIL! so i understand! Cafine in pill form is fine if you use it in moderation

2006-01-11 [sezmo lex]: well you can take 8 in a day(24 hour) thats what the box tells me! its the same as drinking 3 coffies!

2006-01-11 [Delladreing]: hehe screw the pills, I use patches o.O *twitchs* far far worse for you

2006-01-11 [windowframe]: -.- You're all so silly. Why are you faffing with caffine when you could be on cocaine? pffft.

2006-01-11 [Delladreing]: Caffine is cheaper, come on its 49p for a pack of 12! O.O

2006-01-11 [windowframe]: But Cocaine is better! And classier o.o

2006-01-11 [Delladreing]: But I have no momey!....I spent it all on shoes o_>

2006-01-11 [windowframe]: you spent your mom on shoes? o.O Nice one.

2006-01-11 [Delladreing]: yes...and my money too...I feel more bad about spending the money though...

2006-01-11 [windowframe]: :P Why? Shoes are a worthy enough item to spend anything on.

2006-01-11 [Azuri]: ^_^ shoes are good though you know i rather not wear them

2006-01-11 [a faerie tale]: I don't mind being interviewed. ^^ (Hahah, [Fuu], I know how you feel. I recently ate 3 bags of fruit snacks, and had 2 bottles of Coke. Oh man. I love me some Coke!)

2006-01-11 [Fuu]: lol. Thanks so much, your opinions and answers will be a huge help.

2006-01-12 [Azuri]: Weee*loves answering questions*

2006-01-12 [Delladreing]: hehe so yea I guess I was speaking for "we" then :P

2006-01-12 [Azuri]: Does seem that way huh?

2006-01-12 [Delladreing]: yeaaas

2006-01-12 [Fuu]: Thanks! ^_^. Once I figure out the questions i will post them in the comment. And if you wish to anser them just message me with ur anwsers. (It's easier to write them all down that way). Thank you all soooo much!

2006-01-12 [a faerie tale]: Well, at least all of us who comment. ^^

2006-01-12 [Azuri]: Hehe yup *waits patiently for questions*

2006-01-12 [sequeena_rae]: Wheee? ._.

2006-01-12 [Azuri]: *grabs sequeena and spins around in circles*

2006-01-12 [sequeena_rae]: *ish spun* Wheeee!!!

2006-01-13 [Azuri]: Hehehe yay!*falls down*

2006-01-13 [Fuu]: O.oo.O lol.

2006-01-13 [a faerie tale]: We are a part of the weiredst wiki.

2006-01-13 [Azuri]: Lol You know you like it

2006-01-13 [a faerie tale]: Who said I didn't? *kinky smile*

2006-01-13 [Delladreing]: o.O' what IS my wiki becoming?

2006-01-13 [Azuri]: very Odd appaerently

2006-01-13 [sequeena_rae]: My God the kinkyness! *swings* Can I join? ;) XD

2006-01-13 [Delladreing]: fair enough ^^

2006-01-13 [Azuri]: hah *grins in amusement*

2006-01-13 [sequeena_rae]: *swings more* Yeeaaaaah!

2006-01-13 [a faerie tale]: Hoorah!

2006-01-13 [Delladreing]: *hides away so she can compose next rant*

2006-01-13 [sequeena_rae]: Ooo!!! *gives chocolate* write! XD

2006-01-13 [Azuri]: Zomg Zomg!!! *offers up chocolate to the Dela Goddess of the Rants* I wanna read!!

2006-01-13 [Delladreing]: lmao fair enough, soon my pretties soon *pets*

2006-01-13 [sequeena_rae]: *purrs and acts all cat like* YAY!

2006-01-13 [Azuri]: Whoo!*purrs too and dances like a crazy person* I love Delas rants they always rock

2006-01-14 [a faerie tale]: They make me full of glee. ^^

2006-01-14 [sequeena_rae]: They make me have a numb bum :(

2006-01-14 [Azuri]: Lol you know you like them*nudges with elbow* they are rather long though^_^

2006-01-15 [a faerie tale]: But it's part of the fun. :)

2006-01-15 [Azuri]: Deffently so

2006-01-15 [sequeena_rae]: What the numb bum? Yesh fun!! :D

2006-01-15 [a faerie tale]: It's fun to poke. >.<"

2006-01-18 [sezmo lex]: i wouldnt poke it!!

2006-01-18 [Azuri]: no pokin of the bums O.o*gasps*

2006-01-18 [sequeena_rae]: Leave ma bum alone!

2006-01-18 [Azuri]: *pokes arm instead*

2006-01-18 [sequeena_rae]: O_O

2006-01-18 [Azuri]: Whahhahaha*runs away*

2006-01-19 [Fuu]: To all member of Playgans whom said they were interested in helping me with the article I am writing for my class please message me with 1) Your actual name (if you do not mind giving it) with correct spelling (of course) and 2) Your opinion on what wicca is, the beliefs, etc. And also your opinion on why it has been thought of as "devil worship" in some cases, and why it should not be thought to be so. Please explain your opinions and reasons! ^_^ And thank you all so much! ^_^ *hugs to all*

2006-01-19 [Azuri]: *goes off to write to Fuu*

2006-01-20 [Fuu]: Question, when refering to those who practice wicca in plural is Wicca or Wiccans? I don't think it's Wiccans but I wanna make sure.

2006-01-20 [Azuri]: I think it is Wiccans and Wicca is the religion itself name but like you im not real sure either O.o you could always just say witchs?? but somehow i dont think thats gonna have a good effect XD

2006-01-20 [Fuu]: Your right I could.

2006-01-20 [Azuri]: yea but alot of people hear the word witch and automaticly think the very thing we dont want them to which is Devil Worshiping

2006-01-20 [Fuu]: Well my article is about why Wicca and Witches does NOT mean devil worship.

2006-01-20 [sezmo lex]: ok i tryed to answer the best i could althought i think you may find other peoples more use full!

2006-01-20 [Azuri]: heh yea that would be bad. so probly best to steer clear of it^_^

2006-01-20 [Fuu]: Thanks Lex, and it was helpful!

2006-01-21 [Delladreing]: o.O I'm so confused, and I've only been gone a week

2006-01-21 [Fuu]: *hugs Dela* It's okay dela, we love you anyway

2006-01-21 [Azuri]: X3 poor dela^_^

2006-01-22 [Fuu]: Hey guys I have a question, or actually I wanted to know if you guys could help me with something

2006-01-22 [Azuri]: Help with what??

2006-01-22 [Fuu]: Talking to me dad about something he will most likely blow up about.

2006-01-22 [Azuri]: Oh? and that is?

2006-01-22 [Fuu]: The guy I would like to date, and who has asked me out, my dad hates. And the two of us have likes each other for over two years.

2006-01-22 [a faerie tale]: *dances* I found Zelda: Ocarina of Time! For Nintendo Sixty freakin' four! Remember when the N64 first came out? Ahhh, those were the good 'ol days. Won't be on for a while. Will be busy gaming and failing classes. ^^

2006-01-22 [windowframe]: *blink* Found as in, in a shop and bought it, or found it out? :S The 64's not that old o.o;; Eh, I still play it all the time :/

2006-01-23 [Azuri]: Tis crazyness parents shouldnt dictate who you date or dont date. But you should ask you dad exactly why he hates the boy and explain that you reaallly like him and would like to give him a chance. i think maybe if you do that he might let you have a go without getting uber angry O.o

2006-01-23 [Azuri]: I love that game! I got to the last temple and the N64 that i was playing on went kaput!*tear*

2006-01-23 [Delladreing]: I have returned!

2006-01-23 [windowframe]: ... you were gone? :P *glomps*

2006-01-23 [Delladreing]: :p to you too *glomps back*

2006-01-23 [Fuu]: Thanks Poptart ^_^. Hey Dela... welcome back........ again. *huggles*

2006-01-24 [a faerie tale]: I'm sorry to hear about your nintendo Poptart. I've already gotten to the Fire Temple. (Which, if you don't know is after you have defeated the three temples as a kid: eart, water, fire. Then you become an adult, and have to take on the Forest Temple. I just beat that. Hoorah!) I am such a nerd. >.<"

2006-01-24 [Azuri]: Lol Its ok cant be any worse than me I have about 6 games i need to finish and just have been lazy XD :glomps Dela: YAY!!!!

2006-01-24 [windowframe]: :/ The things you do as a kiddie aren't temples.

2006-01-24 [Fuu]: Lol fire

2006-01-24 [Delladreing]: *huggles all*

2006-01-24 [Azuri]: Nah isnt the "fire temple" the Goranons(SP?) place?

2006-01-25 [a faerie tale]: The gorons? Yeah. (Yes, I know they aren't temples, but I couldn't think of the right word. Quests? >.<')

2006-01-25 [Azuri]: Hes on a neverending quest to save his girlfriend! XD

2006-01-25 [Delladreing]: Rantage So you're a vampyre huh?

2006-01-25 [a faerie tale]: Hazzah! For both the new rant, and Links never-ending quest to save his girlfriend. lD

2006-01-26 [windowframe]: Dungeons. o.o

2006-01-26 [a faerie tale]: Is jabu-jabu's belly a dungeon?

2006-01-26 [wiccanangel]: Link o.0 The memories... I have never finished it though, I never beat the final boss guy since you have to do a zillion things at once... Good times ^_^

2006-01-26 [a faerie tale]: Ah, yes. Ganandorf. Fun times.

2006-01-26 [windowframe]: Yes, jabu-jabu's belly classes as what most gamers would call 'a dungeon' - i.e, the inside is a hell lot bigger than the outside, has it's own map, etc. yes. Dungeon.

2006-01-26 [a faerie tale]: Ah. Makes sense.

2006-01-27 [Azuri]: I dont see how that whale...fish thingy had that much room!

2006-01-27 [Delladreing]: Playgans: FAQ is now up and running :)

2006-01-27 [JWOlette]: i hav a task i need to teach a group of people what paganism is and how to be pagan hav any advise??

2006-01-27 [Delladreing]: define the branch of paganism :)

2006-01-27 [JWOlette]: ummmm i dunno it dont matter there are differeent branches??

2006-01-27 [Delladreing]: well that makes it harder, because pagan refers to anyone outwitsh mainstream religion/

2006-01-27 [JWOlette]: ummm any ideas for wicca?? or the "old pagan stuff"

2006-01-27 [Delladreing]: I can tell you about either my dear, you might find it easier with WIcca as its the more modern well known pagan religion of today (apparently)

2006-01-27 [JWOlette]: ohh well i grew up in the old pagan ways but i need to teach a group of kids about the religion as part of my traing to become a high preistess

2006-01-27 [Delladreing]: heh well wouldnt it be easier to talk about your own experiences then? o.O

2006-01-27 [JWOlette]: well i guess but i dont wanna scare em and i think im jus gonna teach them how to make a protection sachet and how to water or fire gaze

2006-01-27 [Delladreing]: well....edit out the scary stuff maybe?

2006-01-27 [JWOlette]: these kids are seriously deprived of everything if u talk about something they dont kno they freak out so ill figure out something

2006-01-27 [Delladreing]: Hmm introduce it as an alternative form of a religion, what it is about, why etc etc

2006-01-28 [JWOlette]: that will work hopefully

2006-01-29 [Fuu]: It probably will. That's how I introduced it and explained it (sorta) in my editorial article.

2006-01-30 [JWOlette]: well thanks for helpin ya'll

2006-01-30 [sezmo lex]: i dont know about all you but i am freezing and can not wait for imbolc

2006-01-30 [CelticMoon]: iv got a thing for classics on religion in myceanan society and the archeological proof (how many spelling mistakes in there children) lol

2006-01-30 [a faerie tale]: See, that's why I love spellcheck.

2006-01-30 [Azuri]: spell check is my friend^_^

2006-01-31 [Willow Rose]: Hello all.

2006-01-31 [Fuu]: Hello ^_^ welcome!

2006-01-31 [Willow Rose]: Thanks! This is an awesome wiki.

2006-01-31 [Pyra]: Everyone, go plauge [~_//That Which Is Lost\\_~]. Please. He thinks he's "part witch" *smacks forehead* Do these people ever realize that they just sound like idiots when they say something like that? GAH! *rams head into the wall* Eh...feh.

2006-01-31 [JWOlette]: part how can u be jus part??

2006-01-31 [Azuri]: *wonders the same* Ermm thats a bit f'ed up O.o

2006-01-31 [Pyra]: AHHH! Exactly!!!

2006-01-31 [Azuri]: Homacide should be legal. Im tellin ya not only would it cut population worrys(least in america^_^) but we wouldnt have to worry about stupid fucks like that person

2006-01-31 [Pyra]: I think I love you ^-^ *hugs all in this wiki*

2006-01-31 [Sobre is the shit]: i know people like that, but with them its like they know people that are and want to "fit in" if you will, its really dumb

2006-01-31 [Azuri]: yes it is

2006-01-31 [Delladreing]: Maybe its like being only part male o.O maybe someone cut off his manhood to make him the twat he really is and now he thinks he is a half witch ¬_¬

2006-01-31 [Pyra]: What's worse is that it's a she.

2006-01-31 [Delladreing]: damn o.O

2006-01-31 [a faerie tale]: Oh my.

2006-01-31 [Pyra]: It saddens me that people can be so stupid.

2006-01-31 [Sobre is the shit]: its is quite depressing

2006-01-31 [Fuu]: Praise be to the gods will they ever go away? Those that are idiotic enough and stupid enough such as the playgans we have to deal with?

2006-02-01 [JWOlette]: no but we can try to get them sent to alcatraz island to be locked away out of sight till they come to thier senses i bet one night there and they would be screaming thier not witch any longer

2006-02-01 [Pyra]: Tee hee. I just got a mental image of this little kid dressed in all black with exessive black eyeliner going "You'll never break me! I'll put a curse on all of you when vampires come to take me out of here!" Or something overly steriotypical like that.

2006-02-01 [Fuu]: I would laugh so hard when you finally see the same kid... crying... screaming... and admitting that they're not a witch.

2006-02-01 [sezmo lex]: lol, your evil,but they are they are young and stuipid, ye ok make them cry

2006-02-01 [Sobre is the shit]: *thinks of all the possiblities* hmmmmm........

2006-02-01 [Pyra]: It certainly is an amusing image

2006-02-02 [JWOlette]: yes it is it would be very amusing

2006-02-02 [a faerie tale]: Kat just got an image of killing said kid.

2006-02-02 [Fuu]: Lol. Interesting... but you have to torture him first.

2006-02-02 [a faerie tale]: Well that goes without saying.

2006-02-03 [Fuu]: Yea.

2006-02-03 [JWOlette]: tortureing people is lots of fun and i wanna help kill him

2006-02-03 [Fuu]: Lol. Guys I got my article back, I got an A on it! ^_^ Thanks to all that helped me out.

2006-02-03 [sezmo lex]: well done fuu, you gonna post it?

2006-02-03 [a faerie tale]: Hazzah!

2006-02-03 [Azuri]: I wants to see it^_^!

2006-02-03 [a faerie tale]: As do I. :D

2006-02-03 [Pyra]: Me as well *has no idea what the fuck she's talking about* What's your article about?

2006-02-04 [Sobre is the shit]: yeah whats it about?

2006-02-04 [a faerie tale]: lol. Silly people who don't come here as often as us Playgan Addicts.

2006-02-04 [Azuri]: Tsk tsk tsk XD She did a artical on wicca/paganism for her class i believe i could be wrong though^_^

2006-02-04 [Sobre is the shit]: thats cool. i'd love to read it. actually [duppy] might too

2006-02-07 [Fuu]: Yes that's what I did poptart. I did an newspaper editorial for my journalism class on the truth about wicca and explained some of the things about it;different dieties; different ways of practicing it; etc etc. And if Dela allows me to I'll send to her and maybe she can put it on playgans; that is after I made revisions on the things I did wrong.

2006-02-07 [Fuu]: Hey guys do you think you could give me some advice? It's about something that is now upsetting my mom as well as myself (well it freaks me out more then upsets me but yea).

2006-02-07 [Pyra]: ^-~ I'm a great advice giver.

2006-02-07 [Azuri]: lets hear it ^_^

2006-02-08 [Delladreing]: oh thank fuck all the pages are still here *hugs her pages...and friends on here* i needed these pages for a thesis o.O

2006-02-08 [Azuri]: yay! ooo a thesis? bet that will be interesting

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